Okay, this chapter is a bit short, but I hope you all enjoy it very much. sorry for the delay!


It was a while till Germany had the audacity to show his face again to me. I was hoping his trip to the pharmacy would have taken longer (I had pulled some strings close all the shops early for a reason), or his car would have just flipped in a dark ravine where Germany would be stuck for hours. Much to my discontent neither of the outcomes played out and now Germany was invading my time of sulking.

I poked my head out of the large pile of blankets and pillows I was mopping in and saw the German carefully shut the door behind him. Germany still looked like crap, but it seemed that he regained some of his balance since the last time I saw him. As to not make any sound, Germany carefully moved through the hallway; it seemed he didn't notice my obvious hiding place. For crying out loud it was in the middle of the damn room.

"Oh…your back" I sighed out and lazily stood up from my hiding spot.

Germany instantly stiffened.

"Italia! Ah, hello I was just making my way to my…bedroom, yes bedroom. Do not mind me" Germany practically sprinted towards his room, closing and locking his door…twice.

"Pfft, didn't want to talk to you either. I have other…maters…to attend to" I puffed out to show my discontent.

I ran outside into the yard and jumped into a small dugout/secret planning room/hiding place I made myself; I was quite proud of it. It wasn't very big and the walls were made of nothing more but dirt held up by wood planks, but it would haft to do for now. I pulled out a small metal box from the shelves I built in and pulled out my battle plans from it. I threw the plans on the table for my men to see.

"Alright, men! Operation Make Germany's life a living hell because he is a stupid face selfish heartbreaker that goes and marries a jerk of a Canadian, who stole my chance to be with…. "My voice had trailed off and once again the sadness of rejection flooded my being. I quickly snapped out it. I couldn't let Germany and Canada win! This was full on war now, and I was determined to win this one.

I slammed my hand over the papers.

"Phase one and two have been successfully executed and now it is time to set into motion phase three of our plan" I walked around the small perimeter of the underground room to add more suspense to my speech.

"Now, phase three is a hard task to accomplish, but regardless of the difficulty it can be done. Phase three is to cut off any means of communication Germany can use to communicate with that Canadian. I can recruit other members to have the task carried out" I finished.

"Does everyone understand the battle plans?" I looked to my men sitting by the table.

"No, Mr. Bunny we can't have any more pasta, and Ms. Kitty stop fighting with doggy" all my 'men' scurried around the room and left. All my 'men' were nothing, but my pets or animals I had found that liked me.

"I really need to get more friends…"


AWWW, poor Italy needs to find his budds. anyway I might want to throw in Canada in this, but that would make this fic much longer becuase I already want to throw in the BTT. so I dont know.

this might be like totally out of the blue, but me and my fanfic writting friend were talking and we came to this conclusion. Italy is waaayyy older then Germany, then doesnt that make Italy a cougar? hahahaha I just wanted to mention this. thought it might make some other person's day.

anyway, till our next incounter I bid you all adiue! (has been reading to much Hamlet)