I do not own any of the anime/games in this fic. I also do not own Kel/Kelvis, Zero and Vale. They belong to Keyblade/Random master Fira

Kuro Suzaku is owned by Kuro herself
Kariudo Shikaku is owned by Kariudo-kun herself
Ian Valentine is owned by Who's Asking.

I own Kiako (That's ME!) When a new paragraph starts these little thingies will appear ʓʓʓ and if those thingies don't show up I'm sorry -.-; And I'm sorry if there are spelling errors.

Other voice and memories: Italic

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So yes, we managed to make it to the Agency with no problems really. It's just when we GOT to the Agency when troubles started...

"There! All patched up." Oscar smiled giving Heihachi a pat on his shoulder. I swear it took almost all of my willpower to prevent myself from staring at his fine toned exposed chest like some kind of pervert... I gave my head a slight shake and looked over at Chichiri and Train being treated.

"You both holding up?" I asked boyishly. It seems to be the only way I can relax myself...

"Just gimme some food and I'll be fine!" Train grinned.

"I won't be able to walk... At least not for long distances no da." Chichiri said. I smiled and nodded in approval. Thankfully being Half-demon meant that my wounds would heal faster and I wouldn't die fast from blood lose. At least the Regen spell worked.

"Wow, I didn't know there was a nifty agency here!" Kikuchiyo said.

"Yes, it's strange that we never noticed it." Gorobei agreed and turned to Kuro, "You look intelligent, mind explaining to me why so many different people are here?"

"Er.. Well..." As Kuro began to explain a few things, Heihachi thanked Oscar picking up his shirt and vest then started to head towards the rooms.

"Hm?" I stood up following him, "Guess you're pretty tired huh?" He gave a smile and pulled me into a hug.

"I'm just going to take a short nap, you should get some rest too." he said nuzzling his forehead against mine. He turned to retire and that's when I noticed... The wound on his back had already closed... Even past the dressings I can tell. I don't smell the remains, just some of Heihachi's dried blood. Actually, now that I really look, he actually looked... Pale.

"H-Hei-san..." I half hoped he didn't hear me, I was pretty damn close to whispering. Heihachi glanced back at me and walked back to where I was standing.

"Yes? What is it?" he asked. Well, now I know it's not the lighting. He really WAS pale. I shuffled nervously while he waited patiently. Leaning up on tiptoes, I gave him a light kiss on the cheek. Well, NOW his face looked normal colored from his blush.

"Rest well ok?" I smiled. He nodded with a crooked smile and left to turn in. I turned around too and took a cushy sofa beside Kel sighing. That's until I noticed the whole room was silent and Kel had his hands rubbing together like an evil genius. Vale, was surprisingly quiet... But looked like he was ready to explode.

"Yesss... Ze plan vorked..." Kel whispered maniacally doing an Igor Frankenstien cackle every few moments. I decided to ignore him and focus on other matters at hand.

"So, we're in Macalania, so we better stock up on lots of items and junk." I said, "Kuro, Shiva's your kill right?"

"Of course. Ice opposes fire, I LOVE fire." she grinned. I automatically remembered to when we were having a BBQ at my house.

"Kiako, what're you doing?"

"I'm watching the clouds. Kuro?"

"I'm watching the fire."

"What fire?"

Everyone turns to side to see the chicken wings slowly burning.

"Well... Rats..."

"Plus, we have Gorobei, Kikuchiyo and Kyuzo here. You guys wanna take one each?" I offered.

"No."

"BUT WHY KURO?" I pleaded on the floor.

"Cause Samurai 7 is a weird anime, it sucks in my opinion." she said, "End of story. You take them all since this whole trip is your fault." I slumped over. Yup. My fault...

"Well, if we're going to be traveling together I need to know a few things." Kikuchiyo said.

"Sure, ask away."

"Are you Heihachi-dono's sweet heart?" Gorobei shot.

"HEY! I was gonna ask that!" Kikuchiyo complained. I practically fell out of my chair!

"Um...Well...uh..." I stuttered. There was a smashing sound of glass and Train was kneeling on the floor holding his arm breathing heavily.

"Kuro-sama?" Kyoko knelt beside him, "What's wrong?"

"The... Lucifer... GAAAAAH!" Train let out a scream as his body glowed with golden light. His body started to shrink and shrink until he was almost smaller than Vivi.

"Train...?" Sven asked uncertainly. Train looked up at all of us hovering over him.

"Eh? When did you all get so big?" he asked in a high pitched voice, "My clothes don't fit anymore!"

"Train! You're a kid again..." Kariudo said standing Train up. Poor Train had to cling to his oversized pants to keep them up. It was true. He was only 3 feet tall...

"Whoa, if only it could make ME young again." Gorobei marveled rubbing his chin.

"Actually, that chance is slim to nothing. The Lucifer bullet dissolves into nano machines that alter the body in a random way." Kuro explained crossing her arms, "So you'd have no luck. It's dangerous to use..."

"You could do what I do, master every element so I can reincarnate whenever I desire." Hao suggested, "I do it every 500 years." Everyone stared at him.

"Right... Any other suggestions how we could stay young?" Cliff frowned. There was a blood curtling scream from the rooms that made everyone whip around. I got up to rush at the door and break it down until something stopped me.

"Please stay love! I am sure he is just trying to get your attention." Vale said gripping my wrist. I tugged at it.

"Vale let go! I need to check on him!" I tried to pull away again. Vale DID let go, but only after Train had licked his hand and Sven ripped off Kikuchiyo's mech head and slammed it over Vale's.

"WAAH! MY HEAAD!" Kikuchiyo's body flailed it's arms around knocking over people and other objects. I ran to the door and started to bang my fist against it.

"Hei-san, are you ok in there?" I asked. When there was no answer I felt a hand on my shoulder pushing me away.

"Move aside little lady..." Cliff said flexing his arms then in a moment punched the door down with a loud, "BOO-YA!" When the door fell he backed away. I pushed past him and stopped at the doorway. Everyone joined behind me and some ran right away.

"Whoa, what a mess..." Gorobei muttered. There was blood splattered all over the walls and floor. A lumpy figure was shaking on the bed in the corner of the room under the blankets. The thing was, there was a blood soaking them. Kuro reached for the lightswitch with her staff and flipped it on showing all the damage was pretty bad, some stuff had been smashed to bits like a Ronso had a temper tantrum in there.

"The Lucifer bullet dissolves into nano machines that alter the body in a random way."

I took a breath in summoning my courage and cautiously walked over to the bed. Taking hold of the corner of the sheets I gently pulled them off a bit.

"Hei-san?"

Eventually the samurai slowly came out from under the covers sitting at the edge of the bed but now...

"Well, that's an interesting result of the bullet." Zero mused.

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We all sat in a new bedroom, cause the other one was destroyed and everyone stared at Heihachi sitting on a stool with a pair of white feathered wings protruding from his back. The edges of the feathers were dyed redish pink from the blood that came out when the wings did. He had a blanket draped over his shoulders that at least kept him warm from the Macalanian weather and Oscar bandaged him up again.

"So, how long do the effects of the Lucifer last?" Kakashi asked.

"Depends. They could remain forever until we find a way to either remove the nanomachines from your bodies or another way." Kuro explained, "In the Black Cat manga, Train was hit by the bullet and returned to normal by imagining himself turning back into his normal form. In the anime, he just took a hot shower."

"A hot shower?"

"So, Train would be like instant noodles." Eve said.

"Hey! Don't compare me to that while those guys are eatting it! That's canabalism!" Train exclaimed gesturing to Cliff, Kel and Ian slurping from cup ramen.

"What? We're hungry..." Kel said through a mouthful of noodles. Heihachi looked like he was practicing flexing his new wings by opening and closing them. At least he didn't look sick anymore. In fact, he looked better then before he got hit by the bullet.

"Of course, there's an advantage to the Lucifer bullet for Train. He was able to use the electric pulses from the nanomachines to fire off bullets at an incredibly fast rate. It was called Railgun." Kuro explained, "DAMN that was a cool move! Just like the Black claw and Black Cross."

"Hey I just realized! Since I'm a kid now, we can spend less of the fish gils money! This is a good thing!" Train shouted, "And if I have nano machines, I should be able to sprout wings and fly! I'm going to climb the Agency and jump off the roof!" he dashed out of the room. Sven grabbed his hat following him.

"Don't Train! Train? TRAAAIN!" he cried.

Heihachi was still apparently, having fun playing with his wings.

Kuro sighed, "Well, now we'll have to deal with the fact that your bodies are screwed up." she stood from her chair and picked up Heihachi's shirt. Ejecting her scythe from her staff made everyone jumped to the other side of the room, which kinda didn't matter since the room was small and was still within reach of the pointy teeth of doom. With an exasperated sigh and a roll of her eyes, she slashed at Heihachi's shirt then threw it back at him.

"Eh?" Heihachi looked at his shirt seeing two slits in the back.

"Trust me, you're going to be stuck with those wings for a while. It's better to let them show then to cramp them in your shirt." Kuro said slashing two more slits into Hei's vest., "So hurry up, dress, and come outside."

"Outside? But it's freezing!" Cliff whined, "I'm just wearing this tanktop! And do you know what the cold does to leather?"

"Makes it cold?" Kariudo ventured. There was a small moment of ackward silence and a few chuckles from some people.

"I liked it better when you weren't here..." Kuro murmured, "No, I only want Heihachi to come out. You guys can come out if you want to."

"So, why am I going outside?" Heihachi asked slipping into his shirt, with the help of Gorobei and Charden. Kuro closed her eyes for a moment and her own pair of red and pinkish wings burst out from her back.

"You might as well make use of those wings if you're going to be stuck like that forever." she said, "I'm going to teach you how to fly."

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The people standing outside of the Agency in the cold was Kikuchiyo (Who managed to attach his head back on), Kel (Who was huddling with one of his fire disks), Fayt (Who was also with a disk), Kariudo (Who had two disks) and me, I changed into the white mage dress sphere. Hey the robes are really thick and stuff, plus I can cast Nulfrost if need be! Actually, I cast it on both Kuro and Heihachi since they seemed to either get the habit of being sick or just weren't dressed for the weather. Which lead me to wonder, how the hell does Albel never get cold in that skirt?

Kariudo must've been thinking the same thing because she through chattering teeth commented, "If what Albel wears in the winter is only that skirt and tank top, what does he wear when it's summer?"

"Dude, I don't even want to think about that..." Kel shuddered.

"Alright, a small bit of wind, not only will we not get frost bite as easy it'll be easier to take off." Kuro said tugging at the black scarf around her neck. Yeah, I forced her to wear it. I sat on a few chairs we took from the Agency and sat near the edge of the infinitely frozen lake. After watching Kuro instructing Heihachi how to take off, everything seemed really smooth.

Well, depends how to define SMOOTH.

"No no! You have to just stay still, don't let your weight wander to the sides!" Kuro shouted from above. She was trying to teach him how to hover in the air.

"I'm trying, but it's really hard!" Heihachi cried and judging by the angle I was sitting, he looked like he was hovering. Only, he was hovering while upside down and rotating in a circle.

"Don't alternate your wing flaps, try to syncronize them, and try not to lean forward so much." I watched Heihachi correct himself, at least now he's right side up and just spinning in circles. I couldn't help but laugh. Hey, it's like one of my friends asked. If Sephiroth was a One Winged Angel and only had one wing to fly with, wouldn't he fly in a circle the whole time?

The image of Sephiroth cursing while rotating in the air made my chuckles even louder.

"Are you ok?" Kel asked cocking his eyebrow at me. I quickly nodded still laughing behind my hand and explained the Spinning Sephy image to him. I could just imagine the chibi of Sephiroth shouting that he'd rule the world while trying to face Cloud in the face but couldn't. Kel also burst out laughing.

"Ooh, that's a good one!" he gasped trying to breath while laughing, "BWAH!" he flipped onto his back when a snowball slapped him in the face. We all looked up seeing Kuro using her ice magic to make snowballs. She had that grin on her face when she was going to do something that tormented me. Course, half of the things she tormented me with were actually the best moments of my life. I also fell over when a giant snowball slammed into my whole body.

"Oh it's on!" I shouted and tried to get to my feet, "Uh, guys... Can someone help me out of this snowball?" Yes. I was stuck on my back. In a snowball encasing my whole body. Kuro and Heihachi landed beside us, Heihachi panting from the effort of staying in the air. Kuro was unphased and instead of helping me out, gave the edge of my snowball a light push with her shoe.

"Uh-oh..." I heard Fayt say.

"Oh dear..." I saw Kariudo cover her eyes.

"Hey, guys? WAAAH!" I started screaming when I started to roll down that hill that led down to the lake picking up more speed and snow every roll, "SOMEONE SAVE ME!" There was a moments rush and suddenly,

WHUMP.

I gave my head a shake throwing off any loose snow. Ok, if what Kuro wants is a snow war, she's gonna get one...

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I dug a tunnel and burrowed to the other side of the snowbank that I landed at and quickly did a seal.

"Kage bunshi no jutsu!" I whispered a few clones popped up. I instructed all of them to spread out trying to not get seen and to make snowballs to throw on my signal. Now, not being seen is kinda hard for me since I'm covered in bright orange fur, but since iI was in my White Mage dress sphere, not only was I warm from the cold, it also made great camoflauge.

"Kiako-chan? Are you ok? Where are you?" I heard Heihachi calling.

"She's bright orange, how hard is it to find her?" came Fayt's voice. I checked around seeing some clones behind the group and some over the Agency. I grinned and jumped up into the air holding my hands out.

"BANZAI!" I shouted drawing attention to me then hid behind the snow mound. I laughed silently while holding my side as I heard everyone screaming and cursing at my clones. I peeked up over the snowmound and fell over laughing and pointing at them. They all looked like snowmen version of themselves. Kel's snowman was already melting from his Fire disk and Kuro's had already melted from just the fury of being hit. I decided then and there.

It was time to run. I sprinted away as Kuro started shouting at me and I could just feel the heat radiating off of her. I slipped on the ice skidding on my back just barely missing a hissing jet of hot water that would've been aimed for my head.

"You're so cold? I'LL WARM YOU UP!" Kuro cackled shooting more hot water blasts at me. I screamed like Beast boy off of Teen Titans and took off back towards Kel and company.

"We need to warn everyone to come outside NOW!" I shouted.

"Why and how?" Heihachi asked then quickly used his new wing to block a blast of water from hitting me, "Ow that really is hot!"

"No choice, we gotta use..." I pointed at Fayt, "The AoF."

"AoF? What the heck does that... AAHHHHHH!" Fayt screamed as the water hit him in the chest and froze him to the nearby wall. Cliff burst through the window of the Agency in a shower of fancy flips and broken glass looking around frantically.

"I heard the Alarm of Fayt and I came a running!" he said and his eyes dialated, "TURKEY!"

"Turkey? It's too cold to be turkey's here." Kakashi said also jumping out of the window.

"No, snow turkey!" Cliff squeaked and dove out of the way as a turkey made of solid ice that was somehow on fire crashed like a meteor where Cliff was standing causing a mini mushroom cloud.

"AHAHAHAHA! Take this! METEOR SWARM: FLAMING TURKEY VERSION!" Kuro laughed flying in the air. Hao floated up beside her on Spirit of Fire.

"Allow me to assist you with the inflaming of the turkeys." he smiled and Kuro grinned making another ice turkey sculpture that was even bigger than the last one.

"RUN! FOR THE LOVE OF GAWD RUN!" Zero shouted as all of the other guardians were coming from out the window. Jeez doesn't anyone use a door these days? Fayt had been pried from the wall by Kein and Oscar and gave another one of his famous screams as another flaming ice turkey was hurtled towards them.

"Ah this is nothin'! I can stop it with one hand!" Kikuchiyo shouted loudly stomping forward.

"No! Kiku! Damn you stupid oaf come back here!" Heihachi hissed hiding behind a boulder with me.

"Hu? What'd you say?" Kiku asked glancing back at us and he suddenly got shorter by 3 feet, "Eh?"

Heihachi slapped his forehead, "Oh noooo... that fool..." he groaned. Gorobei drew his sword.

"Don't worry! As soon as she launches that turkey, I'll stop it with my sword and deflect it into the lake!" he said joyfully.

"Last time you did that, you ended up blowing up your body to bits..." Heihachi whispered, mostly to himself I bet.

"What? Turkey's don't explode!" Gorobei reasoned. I sighed shaking my head.

"I beg to differ." I made a quick clone and pointed at the new turkey that Kuro and Hao were readying to throw at Kiku, "I want you to run straight at the turkey!"

My clone stared at me, "What? Why? How come I gotta run at the turkey?"

"I need to prove it'll explode."

"Hell no! How come you ain't goin' to get blown to bits?" my clone argued.

"Cause if I blow up, so do you." I glared, "Now run at that turkey like a man!"

"Er... I'm a girl..."

"Oh uh, then... RUN AT THAT TURKEY LIKE A GIRL!" I barked. My clone growled at me rolling her eyes and skipped towards and in front of Kiku.

"Hey, what're you doin' here?" Kiku asked. My clone sighed slumping over and started skipping again, "Hey, I'm talking to you!"

Suddenly...

BOOOM!

Only ashes were what remained of my clone. Everyone who had witnessed the ice flaming turkey had the exploding capacity of a nuclear bomb all had their mouths hanging open in shock.

"Dammit! I missed the real one!" Kuro snapped her fingers.

"Oh my god..." Gorobei gauked.

"Oh god..." Kyuzo murmured.

"OH MY GOD!" Kikuchiyo paniced, "GUYS YOU GOTTA HELP ME! WAAAHH! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE AGAIN! I HAVE MY WHOLE SECOND LIFE AHEAD OF ME! DEAR GOD I DON'T WANNA DIE! I"M TOO PRETTY TO DIE!" Eveyone who actually cared and had recovered from the shock all rolled their eyes.

"I guess we better save him..." Kel sighed.

"Aw, do we have to?" Ian asked almost hopefully. Another turkey blew another crater in the ground near us . Man it was still on fire the thing!

"... No..."

There were fluttering sounds behind us and a few of us screamed.

"So, had enough yet?" Kuro grinned holding up another ice turkey with Hao beside her with a ball of fire in his hand.

"Umm... Excuse me...?" everyone turned to see a boy with dark hair that was tied up wearing a black suit and was using a shimmering translucent cloth around him like a blanket.

"Yes?" Kuro said as Hao started to light the turkey.

"I don't mean you interrupt your, uh, war... But if that what remains of the Inn behind you?" the boy asked pointing at the Agency. To be honest, it was still intact except for the broken window that Cliff broke and the turkey that was lodged into the roof.

"Yeah, don't worry, we were just about to turn in anyways." Kuro said tossing the turkey behind her in to the frozen lake. There was a loud snapping sound and a hiss as the turkey melted through. I swear, the Agency might've look fine, but the rest of the lake...

It looked like a warzone with all the holes and fire around. All of the turkey's had created so much damage, it was difficult to recognize what Macalania Lake USED to be...

"Who might you be?" Hao asked.

"My name? I'm Lin Shao Li, Chrono's Number X. Also known as the Magician." the boy said bowing slightly, "Pleasure to meet you."

"TRANSFORM: WINGS!" I blinked and there was a sudden indent of a small child in the snow. Train Heartnet in kiddy form popped out of the snow with a runny nose, "COLD!"

"Well that's what you get for jumping off of the roof..." Kuro groaned.

"Train! Are you down there? I tried to warn you!" Sven shouted from the top of the Agency then with a shout, fell down the roof and landed beside the Train indent leaving behind a Sven indent next to the Turkey indent.

"Uh... Right... Let's go back inside!" Cliff said and jumped away going in through another window and shattering it to bits.

"CLIFF! STOP BREAKING ALL THE WINDOWS! There is something we humans have invented, IT'S CALLED A DOOR." Zero shouted, "God this is gonna cost a fortune for damages..."

Well, at least in the end, we met someone new and everyone used the door to get inside!

Authors notes: Yeah, totally random chapter. Still I had fun using Kuro to cause carnage. n.n Thanks for reading! BYE!