Haha, I just couldn't resist! I totally ship Sherlock and Irene (as well as Jack and anything that moves), but I just had to do this.
Disclaimer: I own only the plot bunnies in my mind. And the cookies I'm eating. That's all.
"Well, hello there. Captain Jack Harkness. And who might you be?" Jack asked, staring at the woman in front of him.
"Irene Adler." She said, returning the looks Jack was giving her.
"Oh, I have heard of you, Irene Adler. Or would you prefer 'The Woman'?"
Irene smirked. "You can call me anything you like, Time Agent. Well, ex." She replied, running her hand down his chest.
"Oh, I'm an ex of much more than the Time Agency." Jack said, smiling seductively.
"Believe me, I know, I've heard the rumors."
Jack laughed. "You can't always believe the gossip."
"Though from what I gather, most of it is true."
"Well..." Jack said, an almost sheepish grin on his face. "You may want to make your own conclusions."
This time Irene laughed. "Is that an offer, Captain?"
"Only if you say yes."
"I'm not such easy prey, Harkness. You may have to... persuade me some." Irene replied, raising a perfectly thin eyebrow.
"You can call me Jack."
"What makes you think I want to."
"This." Jack replied, leaning in for a kiss.
The Doctor looked up from his book in disgust.
"Oh for god's sake, get a room!"
Writing for those wo is really fun, but I feel like i was waaaay too mild. Though, one has to keep in mind I'm thirteen. I can't actually admit how much I know yet. -.-
R&R please, all critique is welcome