Idon't: Hello everybody! Missouri isn't here today, she's supposed to be cleaning my room, but that isn't happening I bet. I don't really have anything else to say except the warnings.

Warnings: Underage drinking, OOC, hint of GerXFem! Russia.

Hetalia isn't mine.

Gilberts' P.O.V

Crying, I saw Luddy looking at me, and Vati trying to calm me down.

"Shh, it's ok."

"What if they make fun of me?" I sobbed.

Letting me get it out of my awesome system, Ludwig went to get me a beer, even though I'm underage in America.

"Gilbert, it'll be ok." Ludwig said.

"How would you know?" I asked, "You're straight, like Vati!"

"How do you know if I am or not?"

"What are you saying?" Vati and I asked at the same time.

"I'm, how do I say this," Ludwig thought for a minute before answering us, "I thought of some guy as handsome today at school ok?"

"But," Vati started. "What about you girlfriend across state, Anya?"

"I told her I was a homosexual." He stated bluntly.

Pointing to Alex's' room, I started to laugh, unable to talk.

"What is it?" Vati asked.

Starting to breathe again, I explained that Alex better turn out to be straight, if Vati wants some grandkids.

Idon't: Another chapter, one I'm not happy with. It turned out ok, I guess. It's short also. Gah! This one stinks! I'll see you guys Friday I guess.