Contrary to their expectations, the Dai Lee hadn't killed Jet and Smellerbee and Longshot. The three of them had been determined to go down fighting – but the Dai Li seemed to think that they could be of 'use' again, at a later time. They were associates of the Avatar and that fact alone kept them alive.

They had been taken to the secret Dai Li infirmary. Smellerbee and Longshot were in the normal wards – as they had been injured in the fighting. Jet had been taken to intensive care. He missed Smellerbee and Longshot. He couldn't visit them. He felt like he was going crazy on his own...well crazier on his own. Jet would admit, that upon reflection, he had been perhaps behaving a little erratically before.

-o-

He was unsure how much time had passed. Enough time for it to stop hurting when he breathed in, but not enough for the Doc to give him the okay. Though, to be fair, Jet was exaggerating how terribly he felt now because he was sure that when the Doc gave the okay – the Dai Li would move them to one of their prisons. Jet was trying to avoid that. He asked after Smellerbee and Longshot all the time – but didn't receive any straight answers.

-o-

Jet's deliverance from solitude and worry came in the form of a girl who really looked like Lee. She was fierce like Lee. She had the same proud posture and the same snotty way of talking as Lee. She seemed alternately amused and annoyed by him – like Lee had in the beginning.

She was Lee with boobs!

But because she had boobs, it was okay for Jet to fancy her.

And fancy her he did.

The girl version of Lee had come to interrogate him. But she was so sexy that Jet couldn't even concentrate on her questions. Jet tried to flirt with her – he really did. But she completely ignored his flirty remarks, his debonair voice and his subtle invitations for the sexy times...later, when he had recovered and she wasn't wearing that Kyohsi uniform.

Though Jet kind of loved the Kyoshi Uniform. The fact that she was part of them meant that at least she wasn't firenation. He didn't know what a Kyoshi warrior was doing working for the Dai Li – but at least she wasn't a fucking firebender.

-o-

She got frustrated with him and turned to leave, but Jet thought quickly and said that he would tell her everything she wanted to know – if she just let him see Longshot and Smellerbee. She stopped abruptly and paused in thought.

Jet pressed the advantage and said that they were all he had left in the world. He couldn't concentrate on anything else until he knew what had happened to them and if they were okay. He said that if she knew what it felt like to not know what happened to someone she loved, then she would take pity on him.

It worked, surprisingly. The Dai Li weren't known for their pity – yet sexy-girl!version of Lee had taken pity on him. Oh sure, Sexy made a big fuss that she was just letting him visit his friends because it was more time-efficient, but Jet had seen her face when he had talked about not knowing the fate of loved ones. She couldn't fool him with her sexy time efficency.

-o-

Jet got up and wandered about the room looking for his clothes. He liked to sleep naked. So what? Sexy blushed and turned around like she'd never seen a naked dude before. Jet didn't think that could be right, but she was acting so bashful that maybe it was. How could it be possible that someone that sexy wasn't having fantastic sexy every night. Jet decided to take it upon himself to remedy this situation at the nearest available convenience.

He waggled his eyebrows at her and asked "See anything you like?"

Sexy refused to turn around and denied perving – but Jet had caught her peaking. But, because he was a gentleman, he did not harp on about that. Instead he decided to make his play for her – straight up. He said something really smooth, like "so, sexy girl... how about it?"

Sexy was confused by the question. Jet was confused by her confusion. He tried to clarify what he meant by how about it and said "well, you and me...and hot, kinky sex...or regular sex..whichever you prefer...what do you think?"

Sexy raised an eyebrow and asked "what do you think about me punching you in the face?"

Jet smiled his debonair smile at her and said "you're a feisty one – I like that!"

The Sexy Minx smiled, almost despite herself. But then she quickly schooled her features into a serious face and said, sounding slightly exasperated, "just go put some pants on Jet".

-o-

Jet put on some pants and a shirt and walked with Sexy down the hall to where Longshot and Smellerbee were. Jet wanted to know her name. He actually felt a bit weird about calling her sexy. She knew his name – he should be able to call her by hers. It was weird because Jet had never been that overly fussed with learning a girl's name.

He pointed out the disparity in the fact that she knew his name, but he did not know hers. Sexy said that her name was irrelevant – but she must have forgotten that it was sewn into the front of her Kyoshi uniform. right across the left boob Jet examined the writing (and the boob in question) and then said in what he hoped was a seductive voice "It is lovely to meet you Suki".

For some reason this made Suki chuckle to herself.

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Just a short note:

Azula is wearing Suki's uniform.

Because I like poking Jet with the irony stick too much.