"Bella?!" I exclaim. "How, where did, what?"

"How dare you waltz in my life, save it, show me around your domain, kiss me, then shove me through the Doors of Death!" she yells.

"Uh, that was my twin brother. . . Pico! Yeah!"

"Uh huh, " Bella taps her foot impatiently. "Same size?"

"Yes."

"Hair?"

"Yup."

"Brain cells?"

"Sure!"

"Well then, he must be an idiot!" she slaps me on the side of my head.

"Ouch! I'll need some ice on this!" I rub the huge lump.

"Why are you here? I mean," she sighs. " Thank you for saving my life and all but, why?"

I think long and hard on this.

"It's because I am an idiot."

She finally laughs. "Yes, yes you are. Ok fine. One more reason and I won't send you to your dad the hard way." Bella lowers her sword.

As I was about to say something, a butterfly flies hurriedly by and is being chased by a blond girl with sea green eyes. She is running around with a wild look on her face. She some how remindes me of Percy. Although she looks a bit smart. Round and round she goes circling me and Bella.

"Wee! Ugh! No! Get back here pretty butterfly." she yells.

As if Bella was deaf, she completely ignores the 14 year old maniac, and just stares at me.

Stopped by some unseen force, the girl yells to Bella, "Hey Bella! Don't forget, we have a very important dance to go to! Bye Bella and Death Boy!" she waves and runs off to find the butterfly.

"What? Who? Why?!" I exclaim.

"Her name is Nicole, she has ADHD, she is my niece, and she is the daughter of Poseidon or Neptune. Also my best friend." she explains.

"Ok, how is she your niece?" I ask.

" She is my dad's great-great-great-I-think-another-great-granddaughter."

"Who is your dad?" I ask.

"Zeus or Jupiter." she says slowly.

Sadly my mind processes things lower than my mouth.

"Your the daughter of Zeus, your best friend is your niece and the daughter of Poseidon?!" I face palm. "Have you heard of the Big Three?" I ask.

"Yes, I know that this is probably a cosmic force that brought us together but still, I'm trying to ignore it. I don't want to be another freak at my new home."

"Where is this?"

"Camp Jupiter! Your home away from mortals and monsters! It's cool and all but I kinda wish I was back in San Diego.

"Oh, I didn't know this place existed. Well this isn't your real home."

"Explain."

"It's obvious this place is ment for Romans, not us Greeks. I'm sure that you don't feel 'right' here. Yes?" She nods. "Well there is a wonderful place called Camp Half-Blood. That's where we belong. For us Greeks. They told you that you shouldn't trust Greeks right?" I ask.

"Well, yeah, but how am I sure that your not lying?" Bella says.

"Trust me. Even I don't feel right here." I say.

"Alright, you can take me to this Camp Half Blood, but tomorrow ok? I need to do some, business before we leave."

"Ok fine. I'll spend the night, alone, here, in the woods. I'll probably have to fight some monsters too. Alone. No but I'll be fine!" I rock my feet back and forth, and try to put on my saddest puppy face.

"Are you suggesting you sleep at my cabin?" she asks.

It worked!

"Well if you are offering then how can I not accept it?!"

"Wait I'm not-"

"On ward and forward! Wait!" I forgot about Mrs. O'leary.

As I walk towards to find her, she isn't there. Well, she must of seen a monster to play with.

"Nico!" Bella yells.

I turn back to her only to find the great mutt sitting on her. Her sword is five feet away and frankly, I'm glad. She would of ended the dogs life.

"Down girl!" I yell.

Mrs. O'leary obeys my command, but licks Bella instead.

"This thmmmmg is yoummnm DOG?!" she says between licks.

"Yes. She is the one who brought me here. To you." I explain.

"Oooh, stop beeeeing all mmmhmn!"

"Sorry, I didn't get that." I say.

"Down! Right now!" she yells.

The hellhound obeys and whimpers. Bella crosses her arms, but pats the hound on her head. Mrs. O'Leary smiles. Though Bella is covered in dog drool, she still looks she is ready to kill someone.

"Nico, though I'd love to have you in my cabin, I can't. You really have to stay here. I'm sorry." she says.

"What? Really? I thought you were kidding."

"It's this whole process and, I can't just have a friend of mine randomly come and stay with my cabinmates. Though they'll probably say no, I can ask."

"Alright. I can wait."

"You can look around, just don't go where there is people, ok? Just ignore them."

"That's not a problem."

"Fine. Just meet me back here in thirty ok?"

"Ok. Wait where is here?"

"My dad's temple. Be nice to him ok?" She runs off to what looks like a military camp. Huh a school for demigods, must be horrible. Though how is she here? I've never heard of a military camp for demigods. Of all places why this? I'll ask her more later.

I walk into the temple for Zeus or Jupiter I guess. Ranging about twenty feet tall, he wears a breezey toga. He is golden with. . . dead stuffies at his feet? This defiantly tops my Weirdest Thing I've Seen Today list.

Wandering around, I stumble across a shrine, smaller than the rest. A black one with bones everywhere. This is way too obvious. I'm surprised they built one for him. They usually don't build shrines for the gods that bring bad luck, unless they're trying to appease him.

"Hi dad." I say.

I have no idea what Pluto is like. I've heard that he is nicer then Hades. Gentler I guess. Also he is the god of wealth too, if he had another child, I wonder if they got the power of money. Lucky person.

Fifteen minutes and I'm as bored as can be. It's after lunch so the rest of the site should be doing their daily activities. Walking down the hill there is a little river that flows around the military camp and into what looks like a little city. It would be nice to live there. Since they have half-bloods protecting them, it would be a nice, easy life. That rarely happens for us, though it might be possible.

I take off my shoes and decide to sink them into the river. Though as I get closer I feel like it's not the right thing. Wait what, will the fishes get mad at me or something? I decide not too. The feel of wet grass is nice so I sit here for a while. I take off my jacket and use it as a pillow. Looking up the clouds are so pretty. Yeah, it'll be nice to live here. . .

Yawn!

That killed a good, thirty minutes? So where's Bella? I look around, I only find Mrs. O'Leary curled up next to me. Huh, where is she? I get up and walk to the camp. The gate to it is surprisingly open. Behind, what looks like barracks, is Bella. She looks worried and is talking to someone else, the butterfly girl.

"Nicole, I'm not sure about this." She says.

"Come on! I already hooked up all the speakers everywhere! It's gonna be fun."

"Fine, do you have the unicorns?" She asks.

"Yup! I'm going to tell them to get ready, hit the button when I say so ok?"

"This is crazy. Make sure Nebula isn't invited."

"No problem." The blonde goes to get the unicorns, I guess.

I walk up to Bella, she is holding a wakie-takie and a large red button.

"Hey, what too you so long?" I ask.

"Sorry I got caught up. Just give me ten minutes. I guess you can join in the chaos." Though she sounds serious I can't help but ask about the unicorns.

"Oh them? They're in the act too." She replies.

"What is this 'act'?" I ask.

"Do you remember the girl with the butterfly? And how she said there was a 'dance'?"

"Yeah?"

"Well this is it! We hooked up the entire place with speakers, the unicorns are for show, even some people are dancing. So consider it a flash mob." she says.

"Alright, what song will be dancing too?" I ask.

"Your joining in the madness?"

"Why not? They won't know me! What's the harm?"

"Ok, it's not my problem if you die in the hands of Reyna."

"Who?"

"Alright Bella! Activate plan unicorn!"

"Here goes nothing!" She presses the button.

"Wait what are-?"

Oppa Gangnam style.