Author's Notice: Listening to my Clorox music.
Song I'm listening to: Fuyu No Hanabi
Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach!!
By the way: You can now request the people Rukia can assassinate! Make sure they are bad guys, and can be arrancar, Bounts, and some other bad guys. I am not going to kill shinigami, that's ridiculous. So you can request!
"Clean shot Rukia, but you could have at least just shot him once, not twice." Renji said as Rukia blew away the asphalt smoke that had just come out of the gun and started disassembling the gun.
"It was Findor anyways, I didn't want to kill him straight up, and he's just a little bit too creepy for my taste." Rukia said as she then threw the different parts of the gun into a bag and then dropped it into the dumpster which was ten feet below and Renji started walking down with her.
"I don't know, but I know you got another mission." Renji said as Rukia took out the jade ornaments that held her hair up in a bun and the bun fell to release loose curls and it swished as Rukia and Renji started walking in the hallway of the assassination quarters. Rukia pushed open the door of her office and saw a crisp envelope full of details for her next assassination. She was now assigned all of the assassinations one by one in the arrancar mafia. It was annoying, but hey, somebody had to get the job done. Renji laughed as he saw the envelope on Rukia's desk. "I told you Rukia." Renji laughed and got a punch to the gut.
"Shut up Renji, get Ichigo right now unless you want to be my cleaner and I promise I'll give you a bloody mess to clean up." Rukia snarled and Renji immediately ran to Ichigo's office while Rukia chuckled while she flicked on the light and took out the information and sighed as she saw the name 'Stark' come up. He had been one of the lazy people that just happened to be pulled into the Arrancar mafia. Rukia groaned as she looked down at her assignment.
Her assignment today was…
You guessed it.
A massager, working at the lovely house of Cherry blossoms, Rukia knew she was going to have to change her appearance and everything. Rukia then grudgingly got out of her seat as she walked over to hair and make up and saw Yumichika already there waiting for her with his hands on her hips.
"You are late Rukia." Yumichika said in a teasing tone and Rukia rolled her purple eyes and sat down in the comfy seat as Yumichika began his transformation.
Two hours later:
"I feel like a damn geisha slut." Rukia said as she readjusted the heels that the workers had given her to wear as part of the uniform and Ichigo laughed.
"I should take pictures and post them on the internet with a big title that says, 'See the famous Rukia Kuchiki in a stripper get up!' that'll get me some money quickly." Ichigo joked and got a paper fan slapped into his face.
"Shut the hell up; now stay outside until I knock him dead." Rukia said as she fixed her outfit, a strapless purple dress that reached before mid thigh and top of that, heels that were five inches high. Oh yeah…not stripper like at all. With that, the entire make up that Yumichika had put on her…she felt like a slutty prostitute. She opened the door and saw Stark lying on the bed…snoring perhaps? His bare back was shown, the room surrounded with lavender candles and plenty of lotions and warming oils stood in one table, a towel draped over the rest of his body, and stopped at the back of his knees so his long legs were revealed. Rukia cracked her knuckles and cracked her neck from side to side and heard Stark moan.
"You know Yuki, I would appreciate it if you would hurry up, and I don't have all day." Stark mumbled and Rukia picked up the oils and walked over and put some of oil on her hands.
"Don't worry; this will be over before you know it." Rukia said, lowering her voice and making it sultry and seductive. Stark made a chuckle and she could see the smile curved into his lips.
"I like the sound of that." Stark said as Rukia smirked inwardly and then started massaging his back gracefully and it was so pleasuring that Stark sighed from the intense massage. Rukia looked at the clipboard and smirked as she saw that she had to do a foot massage on his back. Rukia took off her heels and then climbed onto the mat and then straddled his back. She started massaging his back that way and Stark chuckled.
"Aren't we going a little bit too extreme Yuki?" Stark said, obviously being pleasured that he had a beautiful girl straddling him and massaging his back, her long nails scratched over his back occasionally which sent shivers down his back.
"I only live to please my customers." Rukia said in the same tone she used earlier and Stark turned to look at Rukia, his toned chest and abdomen revealed and he smiled at her.
"I'm sure you do." Stark said and Rukia climbed over and kissed his ear and her tongue darted out and tickled his earlobe.
"You need to lie back down for the best part." Rukia said as Stark smirked and then turned around to his normal position and Rukia splayed her hands on his back and then slid them down and pressed her lips lightly to his back, placing butterfly kisses everywhere and then slowly stood up on his back. She gripped the pole attached to the ceiling and started moving around.
"I forgot to tell you, you are very good with your hands, I need someone like you where I work." Rukia rolled her eyes as she rubbed over one part of his spinal cord to start activating some points.
"I'm sorry, but my hands aren't going anywhere near your staff sir." Rukia replied as she giggled and Stark smiled and Rukia's smile faded away as she started moving her foot over the more important parts of his spinal cord to activate the big kill.
"We move from the third to the nineteenth, to the fifth, and then we rub the sides that work up to the ear…" Rukia said out loud, and Stark got confused and felt Rukia's toes rub behind his ear and then slide down to his shoulder blades. "Then we give those a good jab…" Rukia said as she grinded her heel lightly into his shoulder blade and he sighed in pleasure and Rukia smirked. "Then…we move up to the neck…" Rukia continued as her right foot and her smirk grew wider as it landed on the neck, "And then we…"
Meanwhile:
"MATSUMOTO, please Madam, cancel this appointment, it's a mistake." Hitsugaya pleaded as the woman gave him a smile.
"I'm sorry sir, but you must have heard on our policy, if you cancel it as soon as you walk in for your appointment, we can't change it, and so you might as well go along with it." The woman smiled as Hitsugaya glared at her and gripped the towel around his waist even tighter as he trudged off and saw a girl coming out of the room next to him and high five Ichigo.
"He was easy, poor bastard, he falls easily." Rukia said as she let the door open for Ichigo to step in and she took out the blue contacts her eyes held and Hitsugaya widened his eyes as she took off the wig and shook her hair back into place. God damn…either it was getting hot, or it was just him. She looked so delectable and…
Thinking perverted thoughts aren't we Toshirou-Chan?
Shut the hell up!
Heh, just ask her out on a date, I'm sure she wouldn't mind.
She's one piece of fine I'm going to tell you that.
See there we go, using your perverted head finally!
I said shut the hell up, I'm going to in for a massage and that's final!
And?
Try not to get a boner from looking at her.
I would think so, and look, she's walking towards you!
Wait what?!
Hitsugaya snapped back to reality and saw Ichigo dusting off his jeans as he walked out of the room.
"Damn Rukia, he's heavy, how come it took you so quickly for him to doze off?" Ichigo complained and got a shoe thrown at his head, but he caught it with ease.
"You complain about too many things, I can press bench Renji for god sakes, now, that's heavy." Rukia said and Ichigo stuck out his tongue at her.
"No need to flaunt off your strengths Ms. Kuchiki, you are a bitch." Ichigo snarled and Rukia smirked at him.
"You can't say I'm a bitch because I made you and Renji my bitch." Rukia easily flaunted off and Ichigo glared at her.
Hitsugaya arched a brow at the two and Ichigo dropped the shoe back in her hands and Rukia walked forward again and then saw Hitsugaya walking in his room and smiled.
"Hey, it's you again!" Rukia said cheerfully and Hitsugaya turned around, trying to hide his…well…you know, away from the public eye. Hitsugaya turned his head and saw Rukia right in front of him and Hitsugaya made a short smile.
"Hello, it's nice to see you again." Hitsugaya said smoothly and Rukia's smile grew wider.
"Where's Matsumoto? I'm sure she would be with you." Rukia said looking around and Hitsugaya sighed as he remembered that Matsumoto was the one who dragged him here and then left him.
"She scheduled an appointment, then she dropped me off, took me to the room and then left me, and she's not coming back until my appointment is done." Hitsugaya said with an angry tone and Rukia giggled.
"It sounds just like her, but tell her I said hi, and it was really nice seeing you again, and you might want to take a cold shower, it's obvious." Rukia said with a smirk as Hitsugaya turned red and Ichigo looked at him with remorse and Rukia winked before she left.
"I feel sorry for you man, it's okay, she makes everybody feel like that, have a nice day." Ichigo said and Hitsugaya turned redder as he went inside his room and laid down on the mat that was provided for him.
"I still blame Matsumoto for my problems." Hitsugaya said as he closed his eyes…thinking about Rukia's smirk and how it seemed to suit her.
In the car:
"You didn't have to point it out Rukia, did you see how red he turned?!" Ichigo scolded at her and Rukia rolled her eyes while smiling.
"But it was so funny…and so hot." Rukia said like she was a girlish teenager that would swoon over the head football player. "If you were a girl, I'm pretty sure you would be attracted to that fine piece." Rukia said as she took a sip of her caramel coffee and Ichigo's nose wrinkled in disgust.
"Too bad I'm a guy that is already married, god Rukia, can't you share this information with Orihime or somebody else?!" Ichigo complained and got a fan thwacked in his face again and Rukia smiled.
"I don't know, but he's cute." Rukia said as she played with her long fingernails and Ichigo rolled his eyes.
"Thanks Rukia, what a way to make men feel like they are not toys." Ichigo replied sarcastically and got a fan hit in his face again.
Later on:
"Matsumoto, I'll make sure I'll kill you!" Hitsugaya steamed as he yelled at Matsumoto who was whistling happily while she twirled her thumbs together.
"I did it so you would at least see a girl you liked, unless you like my little niece Kuchiki." Matsumoto teased and Hitsugaya glared at her.
"I do not like Kuchiki! I think you are just saying that so you'll figure out who I like, and I don't like anybody Rangiku." Hitsugaya said as he started typing the rest of his unfinished report because he got dragged to that stupid massage place.
"Yes you do, your mind is just in denial about it Hitsugaya, I swear, if you got a girlfriend, you life would be happier!" Matsumoto said as she got a brilliant idea as she flipped out her cell phone and then sent a quick and unnoticed text to Rukia and then shut her phone off and slipped it back in her bag.
"No it wouldn't, life just got worse for me after Momo, so don't even think about it." Hitsugaya replied calmly and Matsumoto sighed.
"Hitsugaya…you can't keep living like this, I know you loved her, but it's time to move on." Matsumoto said as she put her hands on her hips and then smiled. "Besides, what am I going to tell your date tomorrow if you don't show up?" Matsumoto said and Hitsugaya stopped typing and he looked up at Matsumoto.
"MATSUMOTO, WHO THE HELL DID YOU SET ME UP WITH?!" Hitsugaya roared and Matsumoto smiled.
"You'll figure it out, tomorrow." Matsumoto said as she then picked up her bag and then waved bye at him. "I have to go work at my other place now, bye!" Matsumoto said as she closed the door and Hitsugaya glared at the door.
"Damn Matsumoto…" Hitsugaya said before he started working again.
Author's note: Finally I came back! Please review!
Peace!! Remember you can request the people who get assassinated!