Author's Notice: Listening to my Clorox music.
Song I'm listening to: Fuyu No Hanabi
Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach!!
By the way: You can now request the people Rukia can assassinate! Make sure they are bad guys, and can be arrancar, Bounts, and some other bad guys. I am not going to kill shinigami, that's ridiculous. So you can request!
Hitsugaya woke up with a groan, last night was horrible. Matsumoto had set him up with a girl who was just crazy over him. She was nice…but she was just a tad bit crazy so when he said he went to the bathroom, he ran away. He wasn't ready for crazy fan girls…well…when was he ever? He heard his cell phone starting to ring and Hitsugaya groggily turned onto his side and picked it up, not bothering to look at the screen.
"Hitsugaya, it's me, Matsumoto!" Matsumoto said and Hitsugaya held the phone away from his ear and then brought it back after blinking a few times.
"Yes Rangiku, what do you want?" He heard Matsumoto cough, it sounded a little bit fake though.
"Uh…I'm…I'm…sick, yeah…that's right…sick!" Matsumoto said into the phone happily and Hitsugaya arched a brow.
"It doesn't sound like you're sick Rangiku." Hitsugaya replied sternly and Matsumoto laughed and coughed again.
"Seriously Hitsugaya, I'm sick, I'll go find a replacement, she's a nice girl, I already found her, yeah, she's going to be at your office about eight and it's seven, so you have enough time! Bye!" Matsumoto chirped as she shut off her cell phone and Hitsugaya pushed the end button and slipped out of bed to go take a shower and get ready for work.
Meanwhile:
"No Rukia, you can't leave!" Renji wailed and Rukia rolled her eyes as she laughed a little and crossed her arms in front of her chest.
"Renji, I'm filling in for my aunt today, my life can have other things to do…and maybe if you'll let me go, I'll pick you up some food?" Rukia offered, Renji's serious face didn't waiver the slightest bit at the word 'food', usually it worked for him, but Rukia sighed as she grabbed her peep toe stilettos. "Fine, chocolate cake with extra caramel and dripping with chocolate, and I'll buy the whole damn cake." Rukia offered and Renji smiled.
"Now that's a good deal, okay then, here is your coffee, now don't kill anybody with your shoes." Renji joked and Rukia slapped him upside the head as she grabbed her purse, wallet, keys, and her coffee and slipped out of her apartment. She walked down the street, clad in a gray business suit that was a pencil skirt, white blouse, and a gray blazer. The perfect pair of her black peep toe stilettos completed the outfit and she smiled a little bit as she saw guys whistle at her as she walked by them. Her Gucci bag slung over her shoulder and as well as her laptop as she walked across the street and saw Hitsugaya Corporations. Rukia looked down at her gold watch that had little diamonds on it that were formed perfectly to emboss her name on the watch, it was a gift when she was five years old, and it still fit perfectly. Her watch said it was 7:45 and Rukia smiled a little bit as she pushed open the doors and saw everybody busying around, just talking to themselves. Though, usually, they were waiting for Matsumoto to greet them, Rukia noticed that only guys hung around the bottom floor, since Matsumoto came around this time, they thought Matsumoto had come in but when they saw Rukia, their jaws dropped.
"Good morning boys." Rukia said as she walked by them with a smile on her face a little and the men couldn't speak. Rukia rolled her eyes as she kept on walking and spotted the elevator, she was glad Matsumoto gave her exact instructions on where to go or else she would be lost. She stepped in the open elevator and she pressed the button that said the twentieth floor, the last floor where the boss and she would be working for the whole day. She waited in the elevator as she took out her phone and opened it to text Orihime about how she was missing the whole day and Orihime was happy to reply back. When Rukia heard the elevator make a small 'ding' to make Rukia recognize that it had reached its destination and it proudly opened its doors for her. Rukia stepped on the floor and her heels started immediately squishing in the luxurious blue carpet and Rukia saw only two large offices covering the whole floor. Rukia saw Matsumoto's name written on a golden plaque and it was hung on an oak door and Rukia went up to it. Rukia dropped her purse down on the floor and realized that Matsumoto forgot to give her the keys. Rukia sighed as she rolled up her sleeves and then took out bobby pins and bent down to work on the lock and she picked it open after two seconds and Rukia put the bobby pins in her pocket and took her purse and went in.
Meanwhile:
"Make sure you tell the temp to get my coffee ready immediately." Hitsugaya said as he went in the building, the men nodded and Hitsugaya already was up in the elevator, and as soon as the men checked to see he was gone, they went back to talking. Not caring for the orders they were just given. Hitsugaya closed his eyes as the elevator ascended up and he opened his eyes automatically as the bell rung and the doors opened and he saw the sunlight already shining through the large window. He didn't smell the morning coffee and he scowled a little bit, he opened his office and saw breakfast and a coffee, all hot and steamed ready for him. He smiled a little bit; this temp knew her way around a good job. He took a sip of his coffee…just as a test to see if it was black, and it was, he sighed in relief; at least Matsumoto picked a good temp. He went out of his office, after finishing his breakfast and saw Matsumoto's office door wide open, he decided on going in, it was now or never to meet his wonderful assistant or substitute for the day. He heard giggling or something as he knocked on the door, he heard the giggling continue and it stopped a little bit.
"You can come in." the melodious voice said and Hitsugaya smiled a little bit as he came in and saw the substitute talking on her cell phone. "I'm not lying, he practically cried so I wouldn't go sub here today!" the voice laughed and Hitsugaya leaned against the doorframe, silently waiting. "He wanted me to bring him chocolate cake…no…I don't want you to buy me lunch honey. HELL NO, I am going to buy him cake and that's it, I'm not even going to deliver it to him, I'll shove it in his face, I'll say that's a special delivery…alright, bye sweetie, love you." Rukia said as she shut off the phone and then she turned around in her seat closing her eyes. "Alright now can I help you with something?" Rukia fluttered her eyes open to see Hitsugaya's jaw going slack as his jaw dropped and Rukia started working on the papers.
"Well if you have nothing to say, I would like to do my job as a sub today." Rukia said politely with a smile, she was getting amused he couldn't say anything. Hitsugaya snapped out of his trance and cleared his throat.
"Sorry about that…anyways, thank you for breakfast and the black coffee, how did you know I liked it?" Hitsugaya asked and Rukia stopped reading the paper she was reading and folded her hands and put her chin on top of them and fluttered her eyelashes.
"I'm sure everybody needs black coffee in the morning to wake them up, I know I certainly need it every morning, so it was just a guess." Rukia said as she looked at him and Hitsugaya nodded.
"Well it looks like Matsumoto found a good sub this time so I'll leave you be, lunch is at one." Hitsugaya said before he left and Rukia went back to reading the paper she was reading with a delectable smile on her face.
Lunch time:
Rukia was walking down the street back to Hitsugaya Corporation, with a vanilla milkshake in hand and an assorted mix of sushi. Rukia pushed open the doors to the Hitsugaya Corporation and immediately ran to the elevator, wanting to ignore the perverted stares she was getting all day. She pressed the button and the elevator started up, in a matter of seconds, she was on her floor and opened the office and stepped in after taking off her shoes and let her feet settle into the carpet as she popped open the box of her sushi and broke her wooden chopsticks and started eating. Rukia smiled to herself as she felt her cell phone vibrate and Rukia took out her phone and looked at the screen and it was a text from Matsumoto asking how she was doing. Rukia pressed the call button and Rukia pressed the phone to her shoulder and her ear as she ate. She felt the phone ring several times and Matsumoto picked up.
"Hey little niece, how are you?" Matsumoto said excitingly and Rukia popped a piece of her dragon roll into her mouth and chewed and swallowed.
"It's boring up here; I don't know how you can stand staying here all day." Rukia said as she took a sip of her milkshake and sighed in relief, something icy and cool just satisfied her day. She heard Matsumoto laugh, Rukia knew Matsumoto was going on a shopping spree and that's why she had called in 'sick'.
"I know honey, but the day ends at five, maybe you should go visit Hitsugaya, he'll give you something to do." Matsumoto said as she looked through some fragrances and Rukia took another sip of her drink.
"But there are a lot of perverted men, how can you stand them?" Rukia asked as she readied her chopsticks over a piece of sushi, she was unaware of the person walking in.
"Honey, I've been there for a long time, they just kind of become…useless, you know what I mean?" Matsumoto said and Rukia nodded.
"Though…I'll admit, I don't know how you can stay here…especially when you have a hot boss, you could bake cookies on that toned chest, and he's fine." Rukia said as Matsumoto giggled.
"Do you want me to set you two up on a date?" Matsumoto squealed and Rukia scoffed.
"Please, leave that to me, I can get a date by myself, I'm not ten." Rukia said and she still didn't realize the man standing against the doorway smirking at her note on how he was 'hot.'
"But honey, I'll bet you'll act like on your first date!" Matsumoto said through the phone and Rukia rolled her eyes.
"I've been on dates before, I'm Rukia Kuchiki, and I don't make a fool out of myself on a date." Rukia said as she took another sip of her milkshake and heard Matsumoto laugh.
"Um…this might be secretary intuition, but you should probably look up at your doorway since you told me you would leave it open…and I just have the feeling." Matsumoto said uneasily and Rukia rolled her eyes as she swiveled around in the chair.
"Look, there is probably no one there; I think you've worked here…" Rukia said as she looked up and saw Hitsugaya arching an elegant white brow at her with a smirk on his face and Rukia felt her smile die down. "Never mind, I trust your intuition, bye…" Rukia said as she clamped her phone shut and she smiled at him. "Can I help you with something or did you just drop by to eavesdrop?" Rukia said jokingly and Hitsugaya smirked a little bit wider and Rukia caught it.
"I've stayed here long enough to catch your whole conversation." Hitsugaya admitted and Rukia looked away to hide the blush on her face.
"You heard that I said you were hot didn't you?" Rukia said uneasily and Hitsugaya smiled.
"Yeah, you shouldn't be calling men hot if you are going out." Hitsugaya said as he sat down and Rukia smiled.
"Oh, I'm not dating, you probably heard my other conversation, and I was talking with my friend Orihime." Rukia said as Hitsugaya smirked a little bit.
"So no bachelor has interested you in a date?" Hitsugaya asked and Rukia stopped reading her papers and took a sip of her milkshake.
"Not one, why Mr. Hitsugaya, are you implying something?" Rukia asked as she took the straw away and her tongue came out and seductively wiped away the milkshake that had remained on her lip.
"Of course not, that would be foolish for my sub of the day." Hitsugaya said and Rukia stood up and grabbed the reports that were to be filed. He stood up as well, ready to head out and Rukia walked right up next to him and leaned up so her mouth was touching his ear.
"Though of course…I think you would be an exception seeing that you are a bachelor and you've probably captured my interest…sir." Rukia said as she whispered seductively and then she went back into her normal height and walked out of the office and smiled as he turned red and walked to the filling system.
Later on:
About an hour later, Rukia went into Hitsugaya's office to deliver the last piece of paperwork that was for the day and he looked up as she put the paperwork pile neatly in front of him. He looked up at her, he was signing something.
"What is this?" He asked and Rukia smiled at him.
"The last pieces of paperwork of the day, and if you wouldn't mind, I would really like to get to my other job." Rukia said as he looked them over and nodded.
"They look good; I'm surprised that you did them so quickly." Hitsugaya said and Rukia arched a brow.
"Don't tell me you thought I was another dumb temp did you?" Rukia said with a smirk as he turned red and looked away.
"N-N-No, of course not, as a Kuchiki, I would think you would have gone a little bit slower…especially with all of that delicate writing." Hitsugaya said as he nearly palmed himself in the face, 'delicate writing?!' what the hell was he thinking?!
"Well I learned over the years, and plus, have you gotten lunch?" Rukia asked as he shook his head and ran a hand through his hair.
"No I haven't, for the past week I haven't in fact." Hitsugaya said and Rukia sighed as she took the pen forcefully out of his hand and he looked up at her in surprise as she took off her jacket and let it land on her arm. Then in a blink of his eye, she had made her jacket bind him to the chair and he fidgeted around as Rukia dusted off her hands effortlessly.
"What…what the hell, I didn't know my sub was this crazy!" Hitsugaya said as he tried to get out of the chair and Rukia glared at him and put her hands on her hips.
"I'm not letting my temporary boss not have any lunch, now stay here and be a good boy while I go get you some lunch, and I did a really good knot so you can't get out of it." Rukia said as she left the room and about twenty minutes later she came in and saw him glaring at her as she smiled and opened the lid of the box she was carrying and opened it for him to see curried chicken with rice and assorted vegetables. She let him loose and he started eating as she watched. He finished quickly and she threw away everything as she sat down.
"Thank you for that, but I usually don't eat lunch anyways." Hitsugaya said as he folded his hands back to the back of his head and Rukia smiled.
"Anyways, I was wondering why you don't have a lovely maiden right by your side to feed you." Rukia said as she examined her nails and Hitsugaya sighed.
"I haven't found this 'maiden' as you refer to yet, then what about you? Don't you have a boyfriend yet?" Hitsugaya ask and Rukia scoffed.
"Like I need a man, all men think is that they are more dominant than women." Rukia said as she rolled her eyes and Hitsugaya chuckled.
"So this brings me back to my point, no bachelor has succeeded in interesting you?" Hitsugaya said and Rukia gave him a devious look and she leaned forward.
"Well it depends; do you think you can interest me?" Rukia asked, she was giving him a challenge, and it was hard core, she was Rukia fucking Kuchiki. She was a challenge just by her name and he smiled.
"I'll pick you up at eight on Saturday?" Hitsugaya asked and Rukia smiled, obviously pleased.
"I think that'll just do." Rukia said as she walked out of the office and turned her head and smiled. "Goodbye, I have to get to my other job." Rukia said as she left and Hitsugaya leaned back in his chair, grinning. Saturday was probably going to be the best one of his life.
Author's note: Yep, next chapter is going to be all about assassination…I think if you want me to. Next is Barragan, remember, and if you want to kill some people, make sure they are bad guys, and then request it! Please review!
Peace!