Author's Notice: Well…I…err…um is back? *slowly backs away from readers and reviewers*
It's not my fault…and I'm going to right now…RUN!! I am so sorry that I didn't come back sooner! Oh my god! I'm going to die!!
Anyways, here is a new chapter. But I am back, be healthy, be happy.
Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach
"You are way too protective, seriously it's been two weeks and you are freaking out that I'm at a club." Rukia punctuated through her cell phone. Why of all people she thought was at least the little laid back was asking her and telling her he was worried where she was? I mean…she couldn't blame him; it was kind of cute that he was worried but, she didn't remember him putting a leash on her.
"No I'm not, I'm just wondering since you didn't come over for lunch." He replied, trying to defend his worry for his girlfriend, god that sound weird still since he kissed her when he walked her home and she kissed him back and then now they were boyfriend and girlfriend.
"It's not like I'm doing anything, I'm just here with Rangiku, Orihime, Tatsuki, Senna, and a few other girls and I couldn't come over because I was busy with work." Rukia said, implying her new assassination of Charlotte Cuulhorne. That guy was so narcissistic, but when you got under that and he actually admitted that the girl talking to him was more beautiful than him, he was practically easy.
"Whatever, you usually come over for lunch." He retorted and Rukia laughed.
"You are so stupid, it's cute, but leave me alone, you can make yourself dinner." Rukia replied and the girls arched a brow as they listened to the conversation.
"Eh whatever, are you coming over soon?" He spun around in his office chair and Rukia giggled.
"Very funny, but I figure it'll be a little late by the time I come home from the club besides, it's our girls night out." Rukia informed him and he snorted.
"I wish we men could come to these outings, we secretly want to know what you talk about." He said as Rukia's lips curled into a smile.
"Well, do you want me to talk about you?" Rukia asked in a playful tone and Hitsugaya blushed quickly and snorted.
"Just be careful." Hitsugaya replied and Rukia laughed.
"I can't make any promises." Rukia sang as she shut her phone off and shoved it back into her clutch.
"Well aren't you having fun playing around with my boss?" Matsumoto asked as she took a sip and Rukia rolled her eyes.
"He's protective, but I think it's kind of cute." Rukia laughed as all of the girls laughed.
"You should see Ichigo, whenever I go somewhere and I don't tell him, he always gets angry." Orihime giggled and Rukia snorted.
"He was always like that way, it's not his fault, and he was just born with it." Rukia said and Orihime arched a brow and smiled.
"Remember that one time in college you came over and I came over and he went to you and called you his third daughter?" Orihime asked and Rukia laughed silently and chuckled.
"He was crazy, you were lucky that I told him that you were Ichigo's girlfriend." Rukia laughed as it brought back good times.
"So Senna, how are you and Hisagi going?" Rukia asked and Senna blushed.
"Well…we've advanced quite a bit over the last weekend." Senna said as she made her knees rub together, though it was kind of hard in the dark cerulean dress mini dress she was in with a white ribbon tied around her waist into a bow on the side.
"Meaning in other words, she got laid." Rangiku pointed out and everybody laughed as Senna became even redder.
"Stop it Rangiku, you are so mean to me." Senna pouted and Rukia patted her thigh.
"It's alright, Rangiku is just being punctual." Rukia reassured and Senna laughed as she took another sip of her vodka.
"So Rukia, how is the boss doing in terms of being a boyfriend?" Rangiku asked and Rukia shook her head and smiled.
"Why do you want to know so much Rangiku? It's just like any other relationship!" Rukia tried to explain and Rangiku laughed.
"No it isn't! You just practically took the now hottest bachelor in Japan off the charts!" Rangiku tried to tell Rukia and Rukia arched a brow.
"Since when do these bachelor things come out?" Rukia asked as she ordered another vodka drink.
"They come out every week, your brother used to be the first one of all time, but since he got married to Hisana, it changed to him, and here you go." Tatsuki replied as she shoved Rukia a magazine and it was open to the page where the bachelors were listed. Hitsugaya was at the top of the list and this was last week's newspapers. It was funny how the paparazzi hadn't noticed they were going out.
"Well…that's intriguing, it's not like I really care." Rukia said as she handed back the magazine and the girls snorted before Rukia's cell phone rang. The girls looked at Rukia and she dug out her phone and saw the caller name. It was Renji. Rukia looked stunned as she pressed the talk button and put it on speaker.
"Hey Renji, what do you want, by the way, I'm on speaker." Rukia said and Renji sighed.
"I know it's your girls' night out and everything but…" Renji said and Rukia nearly groaned…she had to go to work now?!
"I have another one don't I?" Rukia asked and she heard shuffling and materials being set up, most likely a sniper.
"Well, pretty much, I have to go with you since Ichigo decided to call me and be lazy, asshole." Renji spat and Rukia laughed.
"Well fine then, who is it this time?" Rukia asked and she looked up and saw Tatsuki's and Orihime's faces harden. She heard Renji sigh over the phone.
"The pervert, number five this time Rukia." Rukia sighed, out of all people?! Nnoitra, the biggest pervert who was also a masochist and…oh she could list on.
"Fine, my god…I'll see you." Rukia said as she shut off her phone and pushed away her drink and grabbed her purse and rolled her eyes. "I'll see you guys later." Rukia said as she walked out of the door and saw Renji's car already there. The girls saw and Rangiku looked at Tatsuki.
"Isn't Renji your boyfriend Tatsuki?" Rangiku asked and Tatsuki smiled.
"Yeah, but this is about business, so I don't really care." Tatsuki said as she took a sip of her wine.
Meanwhile:
"I thought I told Byakuya and Hisana I was taking the rest of the day off!" Rukia cursed as she tied her hair up into a quick pony tail and Renji snorted.
"You know your brother Rukia; you are the best one we have, even dealing with guns." Renji replied calmly as he gripped the steering wheel and made a smooth turn into the highway exit.
"What about the other girls at the headquarters?" Rukia asked as she took away her lip gloss and replaced it with a smooth move of the lip balm on her lips.
"They got drunk." Renji replied and Rukia snorted.
"I wonder who spiked the water." Renji and Rukia turned to face each other before they laughed.
"Keigo." Both replied at the same time, Keigo…was an interesting fellow. He was a big pervert, but the big thing was, he could get the job done, yeah sure, he was a bit immature, but when it came to business, he was absolutely serious. It was kind of scary seeing him work one time. One time a rookie came along with him and came back so scared he begged Byakuya to go work with a new one.
"That big pervert, he'll never stop." Rukia said as her phone rang again and she pressed the talk button and put it on speaker. "You need to stop calling me." Rukia said and Renji snorted.
"That's no way to talk to your boyfriend." Renji replied as he joked and smiled and Rukia rolled her eyes.
"That's how I treated you when we went out for two weeks." Rukia said as she heard Hitsugaya sigh.
"Rangiku just told me you left the club, where are you?" Hitsugaya asked and Rukia laughed.
"Well it's nice to know you are on a leash now Rukes." Renji muttered and got a smack on the head.
"Shut up, anyways, dearest, I got called for a meeting." Rukia replied and Renji was cursing because he swerved accidently when Rukia hit him.
"What the hell Rukia, I almost got into a car accident because of you!" Renji yelled and Rukia glared at him.
"Well then get a better grip on the steering wheel ass hole." Rukia replied and heard Hitsugaya chuckle.
"It seems like you are enjoying your ride to your meeting." And Rukia laughed.
"Well I would have liked it better if you drove me." Rukia replied in a low tone and heard Hitsugaya cough.
"Is that so?" Hitsugaya asked and Renji looked and saw Rukia rubbing her thighs together.
"I don't want my baby's seat wet when you are done talking with him." Renji said and Rukia elbowed him in the gut he grunted and glared at her.
"Well I don't know, but you don't know the place so you couldn't drive me." Rukia giggled and Hitsugaya chuckled.
"Well then wouldn't I like to figure it out then?" He asked chuckling and Renji glared at Rukia.
"I would appreciate if your boyfriend isn't making you think of perverted thoughts in my car." Renji said and Rukia smiled and then turned to Renji.
"Hey, could you wait for a minute?" Rukia asked and Hitsugaya said 'yes' and then Renji got a punch straight in the jaw and he swerved again causing him to get honked.
"What the hell is wrong with you asshole, are you drunk?!" The guy who honked him shouted and Renji looked out of the window and glared at him.
"You ass, it's not my fault, maybe your vision is off!" Renji yelled as Rukia shut off the phone and they arrived at the place and Rukia smiled at Renji.
"Thank you for the ride Renji." Rukia said sweetly as Renji glared at her and handed her the pack.
"Oh shut the hell up Rukia, now off you go." Renji said as Rukia got out of the car and smiled as she climbed up the stairs while adding bullets into the gun and spotted Nnoitra kissing some girl outside of his building. Rukia raised her gun over her shoulder and squinted and saw her aim was just right where his heart was from the backside. Rukia pushed on the trigger and the bullet sped off and hit him. Rukia smiled in triumph as the woman screamed and Rukia disabled the gun and put it back into her pack and wiped all of the evidence away before her heels clunked down the stairs again. Rukia swiftly got into the car and Renji snorted.
"That was quick." Renji muttered and Rukia rolled her eyes.
"You are just jealous Renji." Rukia teased and Renji rolled his eyes and he started driving again.
They arrived at the club and Rukia waved Renji good bye as she stepped into the club and saw everybody doing a drinking competition with jello shots and Rukia slipped next to Tatsuki.
"That was oddly quick." Tatsuki said as she got two jello shots and gave Rukia a pink colored one.
"It was a sniper hit, poor girl he was making out with screamed." Rukia said as she tilted her head back and drank hers.
"Eh whatever, how about a contest between you and me, the first person that passes out loses and your friends have to call your boyfriend to pick you up." Tatsuki said and got two glasses and held them up, Rukia smirked and grabbed a glass and clanged them together.
"You are on Tatsuki." Rukia replied as both started.
An hour later: eleven at night…
"Go Rukia, you are on your last one!" The girls screamed as Tatsuki drank her last one and so did Rukia and she clanged her shot first. Rukia gulped, she felt exceedingly drunk and Tatsuki was nodding and blinking.
"Oh my god Rukes, you nearly blew yourself, are you feeling okay?" Rangiku asked and Rukia nodded, her vision was going insane, it was blurring everywhere and she was close to passing out. Tatsuki tapped her arm lamely and Rukia turned.
"Rukia it's time to see who won." Tatsuki said and Rukia nodded as both stood up. Rukia couldn't take it anymore, both were stumbling but as soon as she got up she went unconscious and the girls gathered around her. Matsumoto pulled out her cell phone and called Toshirou…the only reasonable person to call.
Author's note: Hahaha, well then, I'm happy, and you'll find out what happens to her in the next chapter, see you later! Please review and it's good to be back!
Peace!!