Dear Readers,

This is a short extra chapter on Haku's "dirty little secret" which was mentioned by Zeniba in a previous chapter. It's really not that bad but I thought you might be curious so I thought I'd come up with something short and funny. Enjoy!

Note: I don't own Spirited Away! Except on VHS.

"So you've been missing Chihiro eh? Well I got just the thing for you!" An idiotic wolf named Kuja smiled widely at Haku.

"I just want us to train." Haku sighed.

"Well we're done now. Let's hit the town!" Kuja said as his bright white fur was beginning to annoy Haku. "It's not like your dragon form will come any sooner. I'm so lucky I can morph into two forms now!"

"Anybody can morph into a wolf, Kuja. It takes a real master to do a dragon—that and it also must be in their genes."

"Stop bragging. I know you just want to train harder because of your precious spec." Kuja chuckled as he returned to his normal form. "Besides, you already know how. Now let's go out!"

"There's a difference between knowing and perfecting." Kuja paid no attention and pushed Haku to go.

"This will be fun for you!"

"I can already tell…" Haku let out a bigger sigh as they flew to someplace unknown to him.

In a small cabaret, the two bachelors were having some "fun." Actually, Kuja was working up his charm while Haku sat down to drink and wait for his friend to stop his foolishness.

"Hey come on Haku have a little fun would you?" As Kuja said, intoxicated from all the drinks he was getting. He walked over to Haku and gave him a big slap on the back.

"You really are the biggest idiot ever. You know you are going to have to pay for all those drinks those girls gave you right?"

"Who cares! I got plenty of dough!" Kuja said as he drank another shot.

"Rin's not gonna be happy either."

"Well Rin doesn't care what I do!"

"You are so drunk. If she were here she would hurt you."

"Says you!" Kuja toppled back a bit as Haku was getting out of his chair.

"I'm leaving." Haku started towards the door. "Excuse me ladies…" But Kuja ran towards him.

"Haku! You can't just leave me here by myself!" As Haku reached the bottom of the steps, Kuja bumped into one of the girls, causing her to fall down the steps. Just as she was falling, Haku turned around…

"Kuja, you need to—" A small impact was made between Haku and an almost innocent bystander (were it not for all the drinks she was giving to Kuja). As Haku stood there, amazed that this could ever happen to him, he wondered why he was friends with Kuja in the first place. He wondered how such an idiot could have gotten so close to him. He also wondered why in the midst of all his thinking, he caught the girl's fall, but forgot to remove his face from her chest.

After a minute of awkwardness and apologies, Kuja screamed bloody murder as he ran through the streets, being chased by a merciless dragon.