What the heck is going on here? I'm taking Lucy to the bathroom, piggyback! Her smell, usually pleasing and comforting, is now almost covered up with the stench of booze... Not pleasing at all.
I wonder who's idea was it to get every girl wasted! Erza was scary, Juvia was harassing Gray (as usual, just a little more... liquified?), Levy was just chuckling and screaming and laughing at the silliest things, and Lucy... Well, she was being un-Lucy.
I'm having enough of her weirdness already; not the sober weirdness, I kind of like that one, but the dunk weirdness. She is just, I don't know, trying to look cute maybe? Lucy can't be cute... She is just weird... And thus, she makes me feel weird.
Right now I'm feeling weird, actually, but it's the bad kind of weird, not the pleasing kind Lucy usually makes me feel. I stop in front of the ladies room, and then I just release her legs.
"Oi, Luce! We're in the bathroom already!" I literally shout to her, but she just doesn't take her arms off my neck.
"Natsu" she says groggily, her forehead using my back as support.
"Luce! Wake up! Bathroom!" I say as I feel my spine unnaturally bending backwards because of the pression Lucy's body is making. She slowly releases my neck, making me sigh in relief and starts walking towards the door. She can't even walk in a straight line, let alone open the door! I open the door for her as my concern grows.
"Wait for me outside!" She says, almost unintelligibly.
I waited for at least ten minutes until I hear her attempts on opening the door, so I open it for her.
"NYAAAAAAAA!" She says, leaving me perplexed at her sudden energy. She starts making little jumps which make her whole body bounce. It isn't helping that the yukata she is wearing is way too revealing. Goodness, the weird feeling comes again...
She flashes a smile at me, one wide happy smile like the ones I love so much. Love? I think I meant like... Well, not like either. It just makes me happy to see her smile.
Soon she will be falling asleep while walking, so even if she looks that hyped up right now, I'm gonna take her where she can sleep peacefully.
"You're weird, Lucy! Come, let's go somewhere calmer" I say as I carry her like a baby... A really drunk and heavy baby. Bridal style they call it, I think?
"What do you want to do Natsu?" She says and she... blushes? And she also lets out a weird giggle. I'm not getting tired of saying that Lucy is weird.
"Let's just go to bed, Lucy... We won't do much, just calm down!" I say as I see her expression change after the first phrase. Jeez, why doesn't she just fall asleep already?
"TO BED!" She screams, imprisoning my neck with her arms again. I swear, if she holds any tighter I will choke to death. She then buries her face in my neck, and I feel her body relax. Yep, she's sleeping.
Maybe I got used to the smell of booze, but now I can feel her scent stronger. I mean, she smells more Lucy.
I'm taking her to my room, since I don't remember which one is hers...