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Crossover Shenanigans-Sarif's Lunch: Revenge of the Slackers
Adam Jenson was going to another busy day at work. Everything was usual in oh-so-ever peaceful city of future Detroit. However things started to get hectic when a car across the street mysteriously exploded. Actually, this event was very normal for the city, so Adam just kept walking. What was really Hectic, though, was that there was another out-of-nowhere explosion happening a few feet in front of him. He stood there, thanks to the Mammoth Explosive Force Resistance Stability Dampening augmentation in his legs, as the only thing about him that moved was his hair and coat.
Suddenly, an invisible force came down and smashed the ground, leaving a crack-filled indentation. Then several pieces of glass from a building above broke as if something was flying through it. There was sudden puff of air next to the indentation in the road. Finally, whatever these invisible forces were decided to de-cloak themselves.
Mordecai had descended to the ground gently, thanks to the Icarus Flying Jetpack system with Wing Accessories augmentation he had implanted, along with some new body parts for lethal actions. Next to him was Rigby, revealing a bulky new body complete with his newly implanted Michael Bay Explosive Fun Pack augmentation that consisted of a mounted grenade and RPG launcher on his back. Both had sheathing sunglasses that came out from the sockets above their eyes, just like Adam's.
They then pointed at Adam. "Give us back our sandwich, Loser!" They said in unison.
After what could be considered the most glorious battle royal that lasted two minutes, Adam had beaten up both Mordecai and Rigby and stuffed them into a dumpster, which he then threw down the street to some augmented gangsters who would be very happy to beat up the two.
Once that was done, Adam received a call from Sarif.
"You're late," Was all he said before hanging up.
Adam only had one thing to say. "I never asked for this."
Meanwhile in Sarif's office, he was having lunch with a dear old friend.
"Employees slacking," Benson asked.
"Yep," Sarif responded as he bit into his sandwich.
A/N: Because you've always asked for this.
-Drone person