waz up people

I don't own naruto..blade..or Riddick

naruto:I'm back n ready sasgays ass again

Riddick & Blade: that's our lil bro

hinata: now on with the story

(outside in the training field)

Riddick and blade were sparring in their normal gear except no weapons. Riddick through a right cross at blade's head. Blade ducked and kneed Riddick in the stomach, then hit Riddick with a devastating uppercut. Riddick fell to the ground, but got back and started hitting blade with a barrage of kicks and punches. In the mix of riddick's attack, blade took riddick with a double leg takedown. Blade landed punch after punch at Riddick's face. Riddick caught blade's right hand and locked him in at arm bar. Blade broke free and grabbed Riddick's head and left arm and squeezing down trying to cut of the blood and oxygen to Riddick's brain. Riddick slipped out and spin kicked blade 360 degrees. Immediately blade came with a side high kick to Riddick's head. They traded punch for punch, kick for kick. They were both bloodied, beaten and dead tired. "Let's call the is draw" said riddick. Yea replied blade. Blade and riddick went inside for something to drink. Riddick I the nearest chair next to the table. Blade went to the fridge and poured two glasses of soda, giving one glass to riddick. Riddick took the glass of soda and started to drink. Blade drunk his in a single gulp. "Let's go to the basement to see what naruto and hinata are up to" blade said. "Sure "riddick agreed. They walked down to the basement were naruto and hinata were.

(in the basement)

Naruto and hinata were looking in scroll after scroll to improve their fighting styles, when blade and riddick came down. "Yo need some help" said riddick. "Yea riddick san" replied hinata who looked up at him them from reading a another b rank justu scroll. The four of them looked for hours on end but found only A and B rank justu. Naruto sat up against the wall, he sighed "this is hopeless" he said. Naruto leaned his back against the wall only the wall sank in and the whole wall split apart to reveal a hidden section. The four of them were completely shocked. "Wicked awesome" naruto said. "I agree totally awesome" said hinata. They walked inside the hidden room. It was all gold from the floor to the sealing. It was filled with more scrolls, only these wee solid black. Naruto picked up one of the black scrolls and opened it up. It had red writing in it. "I didn't think ninja knew mma" said blade. "What's mma" naruto and hinata said at the same time. "MMA is the rest of the world calls mixed martial arts" riddick replied.

"It says muay tai" hinata said more excited. "The way of the eight limbs" blade said. "The people of Thailand were extremely good went came to using their knees, elbows, and hands" said blade. "Here's one that Brazilin jujitsu" naruto said confused as hell. "The people of brazil were masters of the ground and submissions" riddick said with a hint of exciment in his voice. The four of them spent hours on end reading every new scroll they found. Hinata and naruto read till they fell asleep. Riddick and blade carried them to their room. The mma room closed when they left.

(in the living room)

"that's very strange that ninja know mma" blade said as he sat on the couch. "I know it weird as hell" riddick agreed while shining his ulaks.. Just then akira & killer came into the living room. "What's happening" said killer. "We are trying figure out how ninja know mma" said riddick. "Well good luck with that" said akira. Akira and killer went into riddick's room to sleep. There was a knock the door. "I got it" said riddick. Riddick got up and answered the door. Riddick opened to the to see the most devastating woman he had ever seen. She was wearing fish net clothing that showed her non existent bra and orange skirt with brown long coat covering her body. She had purple hair and a Konoha headband on her head. For the time riddick was speechless. "Are you just goona stand there or are you goona let me in you fucking idoit." said the woman. Riddick moved to let her in. "Who are you "riddick asked. "The names Anko Mitarashi and you would be" she said. "I'm Richard B. Riddick and the vampire sitting on the couch is blade" riddick said. Anko turned to see blade smiling reviling his fangs. "I'm naruto and hinata's sensei" anko said to them. "Well i'm going go explore the village" said blade and left for the village. "Well are here for naruto and hinata" riddick said. "Actually i'm for you and your friend just left" she said "Why are here for us" riddick asked. "I find you dangerously handsome and I have a friend named Kurenai yuhi that would be perfect for your friend blade" she said. " OK then" riddick said with a slight smirk on his face. "It's a date then" said seductively in riddick's ear and she slipped a scroll in his pocket. Anko walked out the door swaying her hips and ass from left to right. Riddick just stared at her ass. Anko then shunsined away in smoke of vipers. Riddick didn't notice the summoning scroll anko slipped into his pocket. Riddick the scroll out of is pocket and opened it. "A snake summoning scroll" he said with smirk. Riddick drew blood from his thumb and signed the scroll. There was a poof of smoke and white eye lash viper with blue strips appeared. "My name is glitch" said the snake with a hiss. "The name riddick" said our favorite bald man. "In order to use us a partners you must first pass a test from our boss Manda" said the snake. "Bring it" riddick said evilly. glitch disappeared. Riddick looked at clock in the living room and it said 12:00.

(in the village)

Blade was walking around the village. The villagers stayed away from cause of his looked. Blade's stomach growled, so he went to Ichiraku's. "Hello how may I serve you" said a brown haired girl wearing a chef's uniform. "I'll have the miso ramen"said the day walker kindly. "Ok" she said and in the back to help her father make the meal. Just then a women with long shoulder length black hair came in. She was wearing red mesh amour blouse with only the right sleeve visible. Over this is very broad material which resembles bandages with a pattern on it similar to those of rose thorns. Her hands and upper thighs are also wrapped in bandages. What caught blades eye was the woman's stunning red eyes. She looked at him and introduced herself. "Hi i'm Kurenai Yuhi" she said as she sat down on the stool next to him. "I'm Eric but most people call me blade" he said. " Hi miss Kurenai what would you like" said the young lady as she gave blade his ramen. " I would miso ramen please ayame" Kurenai said. "your not from Konoha are you blade" "No i'm not i'm actually from a place called new York but I live here with my brother riddick and naruto" he said. "O" was the only word that out of kurenai's mouth. "Your eyes are amazing" blade said softly. "Thank you" Kurenai replied with a blush on her face. Kurenai miso ramen came and they began to eat. Blade told her of how he got here. Kurenai was shocked. "Well I better get going back to house, it was nice talking to you" blade said. "You to" Kurenai replied. They went off in separate directions.

(in naruto and hinata's room)

Naruto and hinata just woke up. Naru-kun what time is it" hinata asked "It's 2:00 pm" naruto replied. They both got up and went to the training grounds. Hinata worked on brazilin jujitsu and wrestling while naruto had his muay tai and submission training. They would work it for two hours then switch to the other's style. "Hey hina-hime let's combine our kekkai genkai with our mma skills. "That sounds like fun naru-kun" hinata said with exciment. Hinata and naruto trained for about three hours straight. "Let put our weapons in this also" said hinata. "totally" agreed naruto. They trained for two hours more till they drained of their chakra. Naruto and hinata vanished into darkness back to their bed, were they slept. On the other side of the training field riddick was battling Manda the boss snake. "You are very prositant" hissed manda. Riddick jumped and kicked manda on top of his head. Manda swiped at riddick with his powerful tail. Riddick was sent flying. "Are you done human" manda said. There was a sinister laugh would put orchimaru to shame. "Not by a long shot" said riddick as he went straight the giant snake with a barrage of kicks and punches. By the time riddick was through, manda was down and out. "you pass my test human, you may summon us" manda said as he poofed back to summoning world. Blade came up to him and said" so how was the fight". "Fun, the way the we have dates tonight with anko and some friend of hers named Kurenai yuhi" riddick replied tiredly. "I've already meet Kurenai yuhi" blade said. Blade and riddick went back inside and just watched tv till it was time for their date with anko and Kurenai. (later that night)It was time for riddick and blade to pick up anko and Kurenai. They had on black and white suits with dress shoes. They left a note on the fridge for naruto and hinata and walked out the door.

cliff hanger...what will happen when blade and riddick go out with the girls..find out next chapter

naruto: i'm greatness

blade and riddick: *slap naruto in the back of the head* yea right

hinata: hey don't him..till next everybody deuces *attacks blade and riddick