It's been about over half a year since the death of Kakashi's wife and also the birth of his daughter it is about time that Yukiko is old enough to be away from her father Kakashi for a little while to go out onto a ABBU mission. Leaving his daughter into the care and protection of Might Guy, what could go wrong?
"Have you got everything? Remember that the dippers are in her room and if she cries try to sooth her and ..." Kakashi was blabbering on and on he was worried about lots of things then Guy cut him off.
"Kakashi I got everything remember she'll be fine with me I can take care of her and her youthfulness Yukiko is going to have lots of fun spending time with her Uncle" Guy said whilst latterly pushing him out of the flat leaving Guy with baby Yukiko.
Yukiko had started crying Guy had tried nearly everything to get her to stop crying firstly he tried to change her dirty nappy she kicked the dirty stinky nappy right at Guy's face; nextly he took her around the village Yukiko still wouldn't stop crying nothing worked so Guy had decided to take her back to Kakashi's apartment Yukiko was still crying she can sense that her father has left for a little while and also that she doesn't like her Uncle Guy Nextly Guy had tried another idea to get Yukiko to stop crying he fed her some baby food but she just chucked the bowl at his head bulls eye Yukiko giggled at him Later on that day Guy had decided to go and kind of beg Minato who's the fourth Hokage to get Yukiko and put her to bed so now Yukiko was now sleeping soundly inside her crib in her moon.
So since Yukiko was now sleeping soundly so Guy took the opportunity to go to the toilet whilst Guy was unknown of what was happening and who was going to come in. Then suddenly 3 bandits from the village hidden in the rain came barging in and knocking Guy out cold when he wasn't ready he had just come out of the loo. He was just in a pair of speedos pants looking for a clean pair because he had just had an accident on the spare of a moment. They went on inside, inside of Yukiko's room and they saw the opportunity to take her whilst she was sleeping soundly inside the wooden baby crib. Wrapping a white blanket over and around her small body they both masked their chakra keeping baby Yukiko hidden away from the naked eye of the villages, they had all made their way out and far away from the village without being seen carrying a baby from any walker bye's nearby.
They had reached far away from the hidden leaf nobody would be able to trace their tracks because they used a Jutsu which made rain fall that changed all of their body smell and their chakra being hindered. The meaning of this all is that there is no trace of Yukiko Hatake left nobody would be able to find her!
A couple of hours after the kidnapping of Yukiko Guy had finial woken up and he ran straight into Yukiko's bedroom and had found that her cot was empty she was missing they had taken her. Guy got changed and then he ran as fast as he could to the Hokage tower to report to him that some Ninja's from the hidden rain has kidnapped Yukiko. Minato the fourth Hokage sent a team of ANBU to go out to search for the missing child when they came back the reported that there was no trace of her and they couldn't find her, nor did some Ninja dog summons couldn't find a trace of her it is like she has disappeared into thin air. The next day when Kakashi neither came back from his mission he was devastated he had lost the only thing he had left, he wouldn't speak to anyone nor eat for a while he isolated himself away from the outside world. Guy blamed himself over Yukiko's kidnapping.
Hidan's P.O.V
Myself and Kukuzu had just finished our mission in the hidden rock, and whilst we were on our journey back to the Akatsuki base Kukuzu collected more people by selling a dead body I kill he sells that's are deal,. So we are now walking between the villages walking through these fucking annoying woods for endless hours on end trying to find our way back to the hide out its fucking annoying if you ask me. Then all of a sudden we both heard some sort of cry from nearby neither of us knew what it was.
"What the fuck is that noise Kukuzu" I said very loudly to Kukuzu who was beside me.
"Let's have a quick look because we need to hurry back so that I can count all my money that we got from selling that bloke earlier" Kukuzu said annoying me even fucking more, we walked over to where the cry came from, it turned out that there was a fucking baby lying all alone on the forest ground.
"What the fuck it's a fucking baby" I yelled at him.
"Let's leave it come on my money is calling" I was so fucking pissed at him now.
"We can't leave it fucking here, let's take her back with us" I said whilst picking us the baby.
"I got an idea what about we could sell her" Kukuzu said in hope.
" No you fucking won't she's not one of them dead body's we sell for fuck sake Kukuzu" I said to him and growled.
2We walked back to the hide out we were both at each other's throats he was still saying about selling the baby.
"Hey get your fucking asses here now!" I yelled as we entered the hideout.
A minute later everyone was gathered they were all staring at the baby that I held in my arms.
"What is this all about … Hidan why do you have a child in your arms?" Leader- Sama said as he came into the room, his eyes were staring at the sleeping baby that I held in my arms.
"We found her all alone in the woods and Fucking Kukuzu here wanted to sell her for money I said clearly.
I was only thinking about the greater good, maybe his baby was kidnapped because she was a young prodigy and young prodigy's are worth lots we could make a fortune selling her" Kukuzu he's always thinking about money it's say if you ask me he has no social life at all it's just him and his precise money.
"Kukuzu shut the fuck up" I yelled at him then he became quite.
"Wait Kukuzu has got a point here there must be a good reason to why she was taken there she must be something special a prodigy we can use her power she'll be a great access to the Akatsuki. We'll all have to raise her, train her, we'll have to all pay a part in her life I have Made my decision she'll be the best killer and who'll get her to be that way is the someone who loves to kill … Hidan you will raise her the most" Leader- Sama told us I nodded to the agreement I am going to raise her right and she'll be the best woman Jashinest there has ever been.
"Ok I'll do it and I'll be the daddy and Kukuzu here will be the mommy" I said and grinned.
"What are we going to name this little devil?" Kisame said whilst grinning at the sleeping child.
"Her name will be Kuraitsuki (Dark moon)" Leader-Sama said and then he left to go to his office.
The baby was waking up she looked around the room and looked up to see me she didn't seem afraid it seems like she feels settled. Her little black eyes looked up at me she giggled her little arm reached out to touch my face and she didn't flinch the other Akatsuki members must have thought that I was going to kill her I'm not going to fucking kill her I'm going to teach her all of my ways that I like to kill people she'll be a fucking immortal goddess.
"Shit it seems like she doesn't mind us" I said.
"How the hell are we supposed to raise a baby were s-Ranked criminals we're not nannies" Kisame said then it made me imaging him dressed up in a nanny outfit slaving about after the baby.
"Erg what's in hell is the stench" I yelled out.
"It seems to be coming from the little one" Konan said pointing towards at baby Kurai in my arms.
"I know what will work to get rid of it" I said and walked over to the window holding Kurai by her leg holding her out of the window the Akatsuki members came running towards me.
"WHAT THE FUCK HIDAN, give her to me" Konan said yelling at me she grabbed Kurai from my hand, Kurai was just giggling.
"Hidan stop trying to kill the child" Leader-Sama yelled at me as he came into the room.
"I was trying to get that shut smell to go away" I said truthfully.
"Look it's just coming from kuraitsuki's nappy she just needs changing one of you is going to have to do it" Leader-Sama told us.
"Not me" Myself, Kukuzu, Konan, the two Zetsu's, Kisame and Orochimaru said together so that mean had to change her.
"Sasori you're going to have to change her" Konan said to Sasori handing him the baby.
"Why do I have to change this brat" Sasori said in an annoyed tone.
"Stop moaning just do it" Leader-Sama snapped.
"What do I do" He said holding her by her leg.
"First of all you hold her in your arms and not to hold her by her leg" Leader-Sama said then Sasori held Kurai in his arms instead of holding her by her leg.
"Nextly put her on the table. Konan do you still have them wipes?" Leader-Sama asked.
"Yeah I'll just go and get it and a T-shirt" Konan said then she came back in a moment of minutes holding a pack of wipes and my T-shirt that bitch has been into my room and taken one of my shirts.
Leader-Sama showed Sasori how to change her nappy afterwards he put her clothes that she had on before back on her.
"Tomorrow Hidan you're going to have to buy baby things for Kuraitsuki like nappies, clothes, wipes, food a buggy, a cot and a high chair things like that" Leader-Sama said to me Kukuzu looked like he was going to faint.
"No way am I going to spend money on fucking baby stuff" Kukuzu yelled.
"Alright, alright I'll just steal all the crap we'll have to all go and steal all of it" I said to them then I picked up Kurai from Sasori and walked over and sat on the sofa I laid her on my lap then I turned on the TV and then I lit up a fag and nextly Konan came up to me.
"Hidan what are you going?" Konan asked me.
"Bonding time with the little bitch" I told her.
"No you're just smoking and watching TV Konan replied.
"She's on my lap that counts" I said whilst taking a puff of my fag.
"Bitch" I muttered as she left the room.