Chapter 3 is going to be better
I've spent nearly all of my life inside hideouts, my name is Kuraitsuki I'm 14 years of age and I live with a bunch of S-Ranked criminals my daddy is Hidan (Yes I call him daddy so what I don't give a shit what you say) and then there's Kukuzu is my mommy (I always call him mommy and it annoys the crap out of him). I have lots of uncles and one auntie 3 brothers Uncle Pain, auntie Konan, Uncle Sasori, Uncle Kisame, Uncle Zetsu's, Itachi Nii-San, Deidara Nii-San, Tobi- Nii-San. Each of them has trained me Itachi has trained me with GenJutsu and with Surikun, Konan with her paper techniques, Zetsu taught me about plants and things, Kisame helped me with Water release, Sasori helped me with how to control puppets and about poisons, Pain helped me with Jutsu's. Deidara taught me earth realise techniques and Mommy showed me how to put daddy back together and how to steal, finally daddy helped me with techniques of how to kill people. Back to the present time I'm sitting on my daddy's lap rolling up a 2 fags one for him and one for me when I was finished I put his in his mouth and mine in my mouth I lit up the fags. We were both watching my favourite TV show 'the inbetweeners'.
"Thanks Kurai" Daddy said to me.
"Hidan why is she rolling your fags for you and why are you letting her have one" Itachi said concernly.
"I've been doing it since I was seven and I only get one if I'm a good girl" I said whilst watching the TV.
"Hey you brats, you all need to go to the meeting Leader-Sama's order's that includes you Kurai" Sasori yelled at us I wonder what the meeting is about because they never invite me to any of the meetings. I walked to the meeting with the others to the meeting room and I took a seat everyone was here, even Tobi.
"I've included Kurai in this meeting because I think that it's time for her to be a ninja so I've made a decision and have decided that she is going to go to the hidden leaf and be a Genin" Leader-Sama said to us Itachi-Kun came from the leaf he murdered is clan then left and joined the Akatsuki.
"How long for?" I asked boredly.
"Until you finish the Chunin exams then I will sent some people to come and get you.
The next day
"You got everything ready I got something for you" Daddy told me and then he gave me a Jashin necklace like he has then he kissed my forehead, next was Mommy.
"Look um, um I got your money for your stay in the village don't spend it all or I'll get fucking annoyed" Mommy said to me whilst handing me money he looked a tiny bit hurt when he handed me the money I just smirked cunningly.
"Thanks Mommy" I said lazily he's always annoyed when I call him mommy.
Auntie Konan gave me a new outfit and a big hug next was Uncle Pein, he gave me some Shuriken's and Kunai's , Uncle Zetsu's told me that's he'll pop up and visit me now again. Uncle Sasori gave me some Kurani's dipped in poison. Uncle Kisame gave me some Ramon tokens apparently he says that there's a Ramon bar in the village.
"I'm going to miss you Kurai it's going to be boring without you" Deidara pleaded to me.
"I'm going to miss you too Dei it's only going to be for a little while" I said then kissed him on his check.
"Tobi is going to miss Kurai-Chan it's not going to be the same without her" Tobi cried to me.
"Kurai is going to miss Tobi too" I said to him I pulled up his mask and pecked him on the lips, he pulled down his mask as soon as it happened, I knew that he was smiling behind the mask.
"I'm going to miss you Kurai , I'll miss how you swear, even the times when you smoke" Itachi told me.
"I'll miss you too Itachi I'll miss your Uchiha charm" I said to him smiling I leaned up and kissed him passingly on the lips I saw that he was blushing, me Tobi and Itachi have a sibling relationship ,maybe I have feelings for them I don't know.
I made my way to the Hidden Leaf I left the Akatsuki hideout I said my goodbyes to the guys, I left to go on a undercover mission in the leaf join a Genin team and participate in the Chunin exams. I was near there I stopped by a tea shop and then made my way to the last part to the destination. AS I walked through the gates I was stopped by the two people at the desk.
"Hey, who are you?" The person with a mask that reaches to his chin asked me.
"I'm Kuraitsuki all my details are on here, I need to speak to the Hokage" I said being fakely polite to them Pein sorted out fake details about me and all.
"Ok one of us will take you to see the Hokage" He said back.
"Sure what ever come on I don't want to waste much time on this crap" I said walking away the bandana man followed behind me he tried to get questions out of me but I couldn't be asked to answer. We were at the Hokage Tower in a matter of minutes I walked quite fast. The Ninja knocked on the door I was invited in, I saw an old bloke at the desk he was smoking a pipe.
"Who are you?" The old bloke asked me.
"Kuraitsuki all the details that you need to know are all in this file" I said in a plain tone gave him the fake details Uncle Pein gave me.
"Ok here are the details about your apartment you'll be staying in and tomorrow you'll be starting the academy there is also a test so that we can decide what teams to put in. You'll have to participate in your file say that your able to do it" The olf man said to me I nodded along to the agreement.
"Bring Iruka in" He told a ninja who was standing beside him, then came in a middle aged man he had a scar that went along his nose.
"This is Kuraitsuki she'll be starting the academy could show her to her apartment" The old geezer said to him.
"Come on show me to the apartment I don't have all fucking day you know" I said provoking them and smirked cunningly.
"Watch your tone in front of Lord Hokage" Iruka shouted at me.
"Does it look like I give a shit" I said back.
"Go on get going, looks like this one has a mouth on her" Hokage yelled at us Iruka showed me to my apartment and then he left.
I searched inside my bag and pulled out a ciggy looks like Itachi snuck it into my bag I hid it on my ear I apperated to the training grounds. I lit it up I saw that someone was watching me I took no notice of it.
Next day
I woke up in my small apartment, ate some breakfast then took a shower and changed into my Ninja outfit and made my way to the academy I introduced myself to the class then sat down next a boy who looked much like Itachi also he had an Uchiha symbol on the back of his top so my guess that he's Sasuke Itachi's brother Itachi told me out him. Iruka Sensei left the class and came back with a boy who was all tied up with rope. We had our tests today I went into to be test it was clone Jutsu so naturally I made about 10 clones when I only needed three.
"Excellent work Kuraitsuki congratulation's you have passed here is your headband" He said handing me a blue headband.
"Don't you have a different colour like a red one?" I asked he nodded and handed me a red head band I walked out of the room smirking that was way o easy for a test, I stopped by that ramen place and used my token in which Uncle Kisame had given me.