Oh yes! Here is chapter three!

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Chapter Three: Enter Kakashi

(Claire POV)

I waited a minute patiently before facepalming.

'My god, where is that ninja? Unless it's what's-his-name I would expect him or her to come quick. Geez.' I thought. Another thought crossed my mind. I should really see what my phone was blinking for. I pulled it out and clicked on a few things. Thirty seconds later, I was in my PM inbox reading Lila's latest message.

Watch your back. I never forget your advice.

"What the hell?" I murmured. What did she mean? If she was referring to that puppy we found that time, I didn't mean it.

'I had one of my subconscious moments. She didn't really think I was serious, did she? What a sheep.' I thought. I messaged her back.

Baka! I was only joking! You thought I meant it you sheep :P

I giggled. Lila really was an idiot..

"Ahem, you are the one Lady Tsunade was talking about, right?" I voice brought me back to reality. I stuffed my phone in my pocket and looked up.

'Honestly?' I thought. Kakashi Hatake was such a perv. Didn't Tsunade know that?

"Yeah.." I answered him. He did that closed eye smile thing he does.

"Well then! Please come with me. Lady Tsunade sent me to watch you, so..." Kakashi trailed off. I rolled my eyes.

"So what?" Please, let it NOT be what I was thinking..

"Well, you'll have to stay with me at my house, see. Let's get going now!" He turned and marched off.

'My god I get stuck with a pervert! I kind of have no choice though, so..' I jogged to catch up with him. The awesome prodigy Kakashi Hatake. Sometimes I surprise myself with how calm I am.

"By the way, I'm Claire." I said. He glanced at me.

"Kakashi. Nice to meet you."

==Time Skip!==

"Well, hehe, here we are." Kakashi actually stopped in front of a house. I was expecting an apartment. I suppose I don't get what I expect..

"OHMYGOD IT'S SO MESSY!" I said loudly when we entered. What could I expect? Nothing less.

"I was planning to clean today!" he held his hands up in defence. I scowled at him. He sighed.

"I have some.. Work to do. You stay here, okay?" Great. Before I could reply he was out the door calling 'Lock the door!' Behind him. I locked the door then turned to face the mess.

'I better get cleaning, after all I don't have anything better to do.' I thought, searching for a good place to start. Looking around the living room more, I discovered the floor was particularly dirty. Ew, especially because I didn't have shoes on when I died. Awesome.

==Time skip 'cause I don't want to go into detail==

I sighed. Compared to how it looked before, I was the cleaning fairy who just happened to stop by. I thought it looked pretty spotless myself. By the time I finished cleaning the whole house top to bottom, it was dinnertime. So I went into the spotless kitchen and looked for some ramen. That was another thing on the list of things to remind Kakashi about: Food. When I finished the ramen I fixed a bowl and carried it to the living room. I flicked the tv on. A few minutes later, in comes Kakashi.

"Oh wow, I wasn't expecting this." He said. His visible eye glanced lazily around the room. I placed my bowl of ramen on the coffee table.

"Yeah, because apparently the great Kakashi Hatake has no cleaning skills. I cleaned the whole house." I said. He scratched the back of his head.

"Well sorry! I really was planning to clean it today, you know."

"Excuses, excuses! By the way, we need food and I need stuff too. There's a bit of ramen in the kitchen for you." I picked my ramen up again while Kakashi went into the kitchen.

'Just as I figured, he doesn't want me to see his face.' I smiled to myself as I finished my ramen. I entered the kitchen and saw Kakashi sitting at the table and an empty bowl in the sink. Of course, Kakashi had his mask on.

"Geez, do you even know how to was dishes? I'm not here because I'm your maid, you know." I said, running water and quickly washing the bowls. Kakashi was watching me when I finished.

"It sure seems like you're my maid." He said. I sighed irratably. I'd always been a very clean person.

"I'm going to the guest room, which I suppose is my room. You DO NOT ENTER without knocking and waiting for an answer. Goodnight." I exited the kitchen and went upstairs to find my new room. There were two guest rooms, so I had to choose. I chose a nice-sized one with a large window. The other one had a big window too, but I chose this one because the window sill was wide and you could sit on it. That really appealed to me. I went over to the window and looked out.

"Pretty clearing, probably nice to train in." I said to myself. I turned to look at the bed, where my backpack sat. I felt so much lighter without it on my back. I went to the bed and laid down, moving my backpack to the floor. I leaned over and pulled my laptop and phone out. My phone was blinking.

"I wonder what now.." I removed the notification from the list and fired up my laptop. I logged in to fanfiction, and clicked my PM inbox. New message from Lila.

Were you really just joking? You're so mean! :-(

I smiled a bit. This whole thing was awesome, but I was kind of creeping myself out. I am usually a calm person though. I typed her back a message explaining what happened, and waited a few minutes for her reply.

You should make this a story! It'd be really good! I always figured Kakashi was a lazy ass but I don't think it ever showed his house in the anime :P

I sighed. Lila was so annoying when she talked about the lazy people, like Kakashi and Shikamaru. She always said she thought they were messy people.

"Hehehehe, I guess Lila was right. Lazy people."

Okay, for this author's note I have a lot to say:

First, a big THANK YOU to my new follower. FOUR follows now! YAY!

I didn't think anyone would really be interested in this. It's just another weird idea, nothing special.

So.. what did you think? Was it good, bad? Was Kakashi OOC? Do you think Claire is TOO calm? Do you think Lila is too calm? Was it boring? Excellent? Does it answer your questions? Was it too awkward? I'm so curious! I'm not a mind reader you know... So tell me what you're thinking! Please review!

BTW: I always thought Kakashi was a secret messy person.

I'm also keeping up with my Saturday thing! I guess I'm too lazy to type/update freely.. Oh well.

Thanks for reading! And a special thanks to my followers and people who favorite and reviewers! :)

-Goldie