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Todd Manning, owner of The Sun, sat in his office arguing with who must be the most annoying Alter in the word!
"For the last time we are not publishing a story about which lip gloss is better, and eye shadow do's and don'ts! Especially when it comes from a person who wears makeup like a circus clown!" Todd yelled angrily at Connie Falconeri.
" Todd a lot of people need help with make up, people like your ridiculous excuse for a girlfriend!" Connie fired back.
"This coming from someone who hasn't had a date in months!" Todd exclaimed.
"You don't know that! F.Y.I. I just went on a date last night." Connie replied.
"Oh yeah with who? And visiting that grandchild and almost son-in-law killer in jail doesn't count" Todd said smirking.
"Well, it might have been my Prada purse, but he still paid for the meal!" Connie defended.
"Oh yah is it a good kisser?" Todd asked sarcastically.
Connie smiled evilly "I don't know Todd, why don't you find out for yourself?" she yelled shoving her large pink Prada purse in Todd's face. Because of this neither of them saw two large men coming out of the elevator.
While Todd and Connie continued to argue, the two goons decided on their cover story. "Hello! We are looking for Connie Falconeri! She has won a reward of 1,000,000!" The taller of the two men said, his voice projecting throughout the room.
Connie dropped the purse, letting Todd breathe. Todd of course jumped at the opportunity to win money and yelled "I'm Connie Falconeri! It's short for Conner." This left the goons with confused looks.
" Um.. We kind of expected Connie to be a girl." One of the goons whispered.
"Yah, because she is! I'm Connie Falconeri." Connie beckoned to the goons.
"No, I am pretty sure I am Connie!" Todd protested.
"No I am 100% sure I am Connie!" said Connie irritably.
Todd and Connie continued on and on, until one of the goons interrupted them. " Okay lets cut to the chase, there is no reward for Connie we are here to kidnap her!" The goon admitted. "So which one of you is the real Connie?" He finished. Todd and Connie both pointed at the other.
"Oh so now no one wants to be Connie!" The goon raged.
"She is Connie, I mean seriously how many Conner's do you know? It is a really stupid name." Todd argued.
"My name is Conner." The buffer of the two goons bellowed.
"He is Connie! Like you just said Conner is a very possible and awesome name!" Connie defended. Once again, Todd and Connie continued to argue about who was Connie.
"He's Connie!"
"No she's' Connie!" They continued.
Then, the phone rang and Connie picked it up and answered "Connie Falconeri how can I help you?" She said cheerfully. "Dang it!" She said when she noticed her flaw.
"You know what! Since both of you want to be Connie, both of you can be kidnapped." The goon said pulling out his gun. "Conner! Go put these over Connie and Connie's heads!" The goon directed handing his partner two brown bags.
"Okay!" His partner responded gleefully. He place the bags over their heads and walked them towards the elevator. Todd could feel the movement of the elevator and said "Hey don't you think it would cause some attention if you walk us out with bags over our heads."
"Oh yeah he is right!" The goon named Conner said taking the bags off their heads. "Just remember I have a gun in my hand now, and I am not afraid to use it, so don't cause any unneeded attention towards us." The goon ordered showing them his gun.
"You can count on us!" Connie promised. The elevator door at once opened and Connie yelled "Help! These guys are crazy and they are going to kidnap me and Todd and we are going to die!"
The few people who were in the hotel lobby looked over, but did nothing thinking Connie was lying, and not really caring if she went missing for a few days. "What did I say about shutting your mouth." The goon whispered into Connie's ear.
"Yah, Yah, Yah I heard you the first time. It is not like anyone did anything." Connie whispered in return.