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Carly POV
"I hate you John" I muttered as we sat on Todd's overcrowded private jet. If it weren't for the leather reclining seats, giant flat screen T.V, fully stocked bar, and hot tub(who knew that planes had those?) I probably would have died by now.
"I know, I know" he replied. Honestly, I don't know how Sam has survived this long with her horrible boyfriend and her crazy family that doesn't know when to shut up.
"Ohhhh 1000 bottles of milk on the wall 1000 bottles of milk. You take one down, pass it around, and drink it all till the milk runs out!" sang everyone excluding John and I. Even Aj sang along just to annoy me, but we would be over international waters soon so I could just shove him out of the emergency exit. No one would miss him anyway.
"Wait! Where's Maxie, her solo's coming up" asked Kristina, looking around as if Maxie might be under the couch or hiding in the hot tub.
"She went to the front of the plane to go hit on the pilot" Robin explained.
"I'll go check on her" John volunteered, eager to escape from the glee club we'd been stuck with for the past hour.
"I'm coming too" I immediately said, just as eager to escape.
"Carly, you"
"It wasn't a request John" I reminded him before he could complain.
As we entered the small room were the pilot flew the plane I was completely shocked to see Maxie was the one flying the plane.
"Wee, weee, this is so much fun!" she sang as if she were playing some mindless video game rather than flying a plane filled with a ton of annoying people and me.
"Maxie what are you doing!" I asked outraged. I quickly held on to the door frame in case Maxie accidentally crashed us in to a cloud or a pack of flying geese.
"Hi guys! This is so fun, who wants a turn" she offered.
"Why are you flying the plane, eyes on the sky!" John ordered as Maxie turned around to look at us.
"Oh, well I came up here to talk with our hot pilot and he was all like 'hey want to try' and I was all like 'duh' and now, I'm flying the plane!" Maxie explained excitedly.
"Wow Carly your boyfriend doesn't even know how to pick employees, I mean this crazy pilot let Maxie fly the plane, Maxie!" John said.
"Todd was right, you do blame him for everything" I muttered.
John rolled his eyes and replied, "well I'll stop blaming him when he stops doing bad things"
"Well, Todd didn't tell Maxie and the rest of Sam's crazy family to come with us" I shot back.
"We can hear you" I heard Patrick yell from the other room.
"Oh and Patrick, you let Patrick come! Honestly John and you have the nerve to call our pilot crazy!" I pointed out.
"OH burn, wait a second what I do?" asked Patrick.
"Stay out of this Patrick! And also why would you let Aj come? I would have pushed him out of the plane already if his head wasn't so big! Basically, this is all your fault John!" I summed it up.
"My fault, my fault!" he said as if the words were a foreign concept to him.
"Do I have to repeat it slower?" I questioned.
"Guys stop. I can't bear watching you two fight like this" Said Maxie as she stood beside us.
"Maxie!" Everyone yelled as we turned to see no one was steering the plane.
Everyone began screaming and I silently prayed that I didn't end up dying in some terrible plane wreck with the most annoying people in the world. Was there no mercy?
After a few seconds the screams died down when everyone realized the plane wasn't falling out of the sky. "What's going on here?" asked a tall dark-haired man as he stepped out of the restroom.
"Teddy!" Maxie yelled excitedly when she saw the man.
"Uh, who are you?" I asked.
"He's Teddy" Maxie said rolling her eyes as if that were obvious.
"I'm the pilot" Teddy explained, "My name is Theodore Smith"
"So you're the idiot who let Maxie fly the plane?" I questioned.
"Is that what all the screaming was about? It was on auto pilot" he explained. Everyone sighed with relief.
"Thank God" Said Robin.
"Don't worry, the gas thingy is even on 'E' for extra full. Luckily it's not 'F' for failing." Maxie said happily before skipping away to the hot tub.
"Teddy." John said.
"Yah." He said while fidgeting with the buttons.
"You're an idiot! Did they teach you to allow all blondes alone at the wheel, or only the hot ones?" John asked sarcastically.
"But..But it was on auto pilot and I could have sworn the gas tank was full. Its okay though, I have an extra tank in the back. We can make a quick pit stop." He said smiling.
"Go get it!" John ordered. "Can you believe this." He asked me.
"Yep and I bet somehow this was all Todd." I joked.
"It was!" He yelled. "What's taking so long?"
"I'll go check." I sighed. I made a beeline for the back of the plane to find Patrick and Kristina debating about where to put the pilot's body. Wait a second, "What happened!" I shrieked.
"Weeeeeelllll" Patrick started. "I was trying to help the pilot get the gas tank, which was up high. I grabbed it and when I turned around to give it to him, I accidently wacked him on the head with it."
"YOU DID WHAT!" I screamed.
" But!" He yelled holding his hands out defensively. "He wasn't knocked out until I gave the gas tank to Kristina so I could help Teddy up, and She dropped it on his head."
"It was your fault for giving me it." She yelled.
"You offered!"
"I didn't think you would accept!"
"What did you expect!"
"Oh my god. Drop it!" I yelled, triggering Patrick to drop the gas tank on Teddy, again. "Not the tank!" I yelled just as John ran over to us.
"What's wrong? Where's the pilot?" He asked, unable to see Teddy who was passed out on the ground behind Patrick and Kristina.
"Weeeeeelllll There was an accident." I started.
"What happened, did Teddy drop the tank or something?"
"Well actually, the tank dropped him" I explained.
"What are you talking about, just get to the point" he said anxiously.
"Well, let's just say that these two knuckleheads, who YOU let on the plane decided to play whack the pilot!" I yelled moving over, as well as Kristina and Patrick, to show Teddy's lifeless body.
"Oh my God, this is not good is he still breathing?" John quickly asked.
"I don't know I'm not the doctor!" I said looking at Patrick who quickly knelt next to Teddy to check his pulse.
"Don't worry, he's still breathing" Patrick announced.
Everyone sighed with relief but before we could celebrate we were interrupted by Aj. "Sorry guys I really hate to interrupt, but the plane is beeping, something about auto pilot disengaging, and Maxie says that E is for extra full, but I'm having some doubts, and has anyone seen the pilot?" Aj rambled.
We all stepped aside to show Aj the pilot who was knocked out cold. "Oh great, Carly what'd you do!" Aj accused.
I sent him a warning look before saying, "I am this close to throwing you out of this plane!"
Before he could reply we heard screaming and followed the noise to see Maxie was once again flying the plane. "Guys! I think the auto pilots off, somebody fix it, like now!" She screamed nervously.
"Relax alright, does anyone have experienced flying planes" John asked sending everyone in to a panic.
"I'm too young to die!" complained Tj as he, along with everyone else, hastily put on their seatbelts and held on to the arm rest for dear life.
"What's going on?" asked Starr as her and Michael arrived from the hot tub.
"Maxie said something about an extra full tank and auto pilot?" Michael asked.
"Michael Corinthos III put your seatbelt on right now young man! Don't make me count!" I warned.
"Mom stop it! Your embarrassing me in front of Starr!" he whined, like that would stop me.
"Uh! Starr put your seat belt on right now young lady! You know better, I expect this much from Michael but you!" I scolded her.
"yes mam, sorry Michael's a bad influence on me" she joked as her and Michael quickly sat down and put on their seatbelts.
"Alright, would either of you happen to know how to fly a plane?" I asked.
"Why?" Starr questioned.
"Oh nothing, Molly your smart get in here!" I ordered the girl to were John and Maxie were trying to fly the plane while Kristina and Patrick pressed the 'assistance' button.
"What happened!" Molly asked immediately.
"I'm not going to lie, John knocked out the pilot and the plane's running out of gas!" I explained.
"What! Carly I did not knock out the pilot, as far as I know it was you!" John accused me as he left Maxie and Molly trying to figure out the many buttons on the control panels.
"I thought it was us" Patrick whispered to Kristina who shrugged and mumbled, "I think they've lost it"
"Oh please John, just like you to point fingers at everyone but yourself! Why don't you just go back to flying the stupid plane!" at that moment the plane dropped and everyone began to scream as we fell out of the sky.
GHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGGHGHGHGHGHGHGHG HGHGHGHGHGHGH
"Is everyone okay?" I asked as I slowly stood up and looked around.
"Yeah" a few people mumbled while others just nodded.
"OH No! Guys, our luggage is ruined! This was Prada!" Maxie complained. We all turned to see the compartment that held our suitcases had opened and spilled out in to the hot tub.
"What! My favorite suit was in there, and it's dry clean only!" shouted Aj as he raced over to pull his bag out of the water.
"At least something good came out of this" I mumbled.
"What happened are we in California?" asked Alexis as she suddenly woke up. Honestly, who could sleep through all that?
"I didn't do it!" Mac shouted as he woke from his slumber.
" How did you guys sleep through all that?" I asked.
"All what? what happened to my bag!" Alexis shouted as she ran over to the hot tub were Aj, Maxie, Kristina, and Patrick were pulling out their bags.
"Forget about the bags!" John yelled.
"Who's hair products are these, it's like a whole suitcase full!" Asked Maxie as she picked up and opened a large pink suitcase.
"Don't touch those!" John yelled as he ran and snatched the suitcase from Maxie.
"You have a pink suitcase!" Maxie said holding back a laugh.
"It's Salmon! It was a birthday present from Dante!" John defended.
All eyes turned to Dante who said "You really kept that? It was just a joke man"
"Sam said it would be rude to throw it out and that I should use it to store my hair supplies" he explained.
"John, I think Sam's trying to get you shot" Kristina said causing everyone to laugh.
"Oh my god guys, where's Rafe?" asked Molly. Everyone began looking around, but there was no sign of John's adopted son.
"He's gone!" said Alexis as she looked around.
"Yes" said Tj causing everyone to glare at him. "I mean noooooooooooo!" he corrected himself.
"Maybe he left the plane" Mac concluded.
"Alright let's just stay calm and slowly exit the plane, we don't know where we landed so we have to~" John was cut off by Maxie who asked, "How did we land, where's Teddy?"
"Teddy is passed out over there and I landed the plane" John said proudly.
"You mean, you crashed the plane" I corrected him.
"Ohhhh, John crashed the plane! John crashed the plane, John crashed the plane" Everyone sang.
"I did not, if the plane crashed we would all be crushed!" he defended himself.
"John crashed the plane"
"I did not crash the plane!"
"Oh, are you going to try to blame that on Todd too?" I guessed.
"Oh John's blaming Todd, John's blaming Todd!" Everyone sang as they switched songs.
"Well maybe it is Todd's fault! If he's so rich why can't he afford to employ a decent pilot, and why can't he afford to keep his plane filled with gas so yah, it is Todd's fault" he whined.
"John crashed the plane, John's blaming Todd!"
"Oh, I'm sorry John, Next time we'll take your private jet, oh wait you don't have one!" I taunted while everyone continued to sing.
"Guys cut it out! Don't any of you care Rafe is missing!" shouted Molly.
"Moly's right, now as I was saying! We should all split up, and"
" I'll make you all a deal every man for them self, and if you guys find Rafe before John and I we'll kiss, but if not, You give me all your stuff including money!" I yelled.
"What No! Come back, she was joking! No guys come on! Stopppp Come back." John yelled, no begged, but nobody stopped. When everyone was gone he yelled, "What's wrong with you! Are you crazy! If we don't find Rafe first I will kill you!"
" Oh NO! the big bad cop is going to kill me, I might as well just kill myself." I said pulling out John's gun from his belt, and putting it against my head playfully. "and don't worry, no one's getting killed, this was a plan me and Rafe made before everyone else woke up. He's hiding in that bathroom." I explained pointing the gun at the half destroyed stall remembering when we had made the plan in case we landed on some deserted island.
"Fine, but give me the gun!" He yelled wrapping his arms around me, trying to take it.
"Cut it out, it's not a toy!" He yelled trying to get it from me, but I refused to give it. "Carly stop I~ ahhhhhhhhhoowwwwww!" He shrieked.
"Whoops, that must have really hurt." I pretended. NO one threatens me. Johns foot was now pouring out blood. He was almost on the floor when I heard Rafe yell "NO! Let me go!"
"What's wrong!" I said opening the door to find Maxie trying to grab Rafe, similar to how John was trying to grab me.
"I found him!" She sang excitedly.
"What!" John yelled from his spot on the floor.
"Yep that's right." Maxie yelled, while Rafe shot me a look that said sorry.
"Maxie come on, how about you say we found him and we'll share all the stuff we get with you." I coaxed.
She didn't even think before yelling, "I found him! Carly is going to kiss, John! Once again, Carly Jax kissing John McBain! Don't miss it!" She screamed causing people to start coming over. "Girl you better run." Maxie whispered to me, which I tried but of course Aj saw me and grabbed my shoulder pushing me back twords John.
By now everyone was here and chanting "Kiss!" including my son.
"No more Christmas gifts for you, or allowance!" I barked at him.
"Everybody quiet! No kiss is going to happen, ever!" John yelled as he pushed me away from him, got up, and started limping away.
"I guess you don't want these"Maxie yelled holding up John's hair products.
"What, put those down!"
"No kiss, but we get these." Aj said holding up my luggage too.
"What put it down or I will shoot you!" I said holding up Johns gun to A.J and firing.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" everyone screamed, but with my luck I was out of bullets.
"Bad decision.." Maxie sang holding Johns products closer and closer to the toilet.
"Fine!" John yelled before grabbing me and planting his lips on mine.
I quickly reacted and pushed him away from me, turning in time to see Maxie and Aj throwing our luggage in the toilet. "That's it! I am going to kill you!" I shouted at Aj as I walked over to him and tried strangling him.
"Mom, stop!" shouted Michael as he and several others began trying to pull me away from Aj.
"Carly calm down!" I heard John order.
That's when I finally let go of Aj and walked up to John shouting, "Do not tell me to calm down! Who put you in charge! You're lucky there are no bullets left in that gun or else I would shoot you, again, for kissing me! Wait till Sam finds out, are you going to blame it on Todd? Oh and wait till he finds out! I can assure you one thing John that bullet hole in your foot will be the first of many!"
"Did you just threaten me?" He asked calmly.
"Yes! What are you going to do now, arrest me?"
~45 minutes later~
As I sat down in the chair John had handcuffed me to I began to wonder if threatening a cop had been the right way to go. The worst part of being handcuffed to the leather recliner, which was no longer very comfy, was that Aj had been put on 'guard duty'. He sat there smirking making comments like, "Who's the bad parent now? Trying to kill your son's father and a cop? Not your best plan", and, "It's a shame your luggage is ruined 'cause those shoes aren't going to match well with the orange prison suit you'll be wearing". To be honest the first thing I was going to do when I was let go was stab him with a cocktail fork between the eyes.
"How's our criminal behaving?" asked Dante as he and John entered the plane.
"Let's just say she wont be getting off for good behavior! How long do you think she'll be getting? I mean shooting a cop? If you add in those death threats I'm pretty sure you can pin her for attempted murder!" Aj said smiling as he stood up next to the two officers.
"I hate you" I muttered.
"And disrespecting law enforcement? You're on a role today!" Aj joked.
"I was talking to you, but then again it would take more than one brain cell to know that" I replied.
"Hey calm down you two" said John. You'd think by now he'd know better than to tell me to calm down, Luckily, I wasn't under circumstances were I could object.
"So how are things out there?" asked Aj.
"We've landed in a field somewhere in Kansas. A family who lives nearby has offered to drive us to a car rental place a few miles away from here, we'll be leaving in about ten minutes" John explained. I noticed his foot was wrapped up because of the bullet wound.
"Splendid, so what are we going to do with our little attempted murderer over here?" asked Aj nodding in my direction.
"Why don't you guys give me a minute with her" John offered.
"Okay, but be careful, she's a feisty one" Aj said patting me on the head before walking away followed by Dante.
"I'm not talking to you!" I said immediately.
"Really? Okay, well we could sit here in silence, or you could let me help you" he replied.
"oh, and how will you be 'helping' me" I asked.
"Well we could just forget about everything that has happened on this plane today" he said simply.
"Yah, we could" I said nodding.
"Dante says he doesn't see a reason to call this in and have you arrested. After all this was an accident, no reason to bring in cops and lawyers." he said.
"Right no need at all, so you'll be letting me go now" I said as I shook the hand that was handcuffed to the chair.
"Not so fast, there is one condition" he said as he took out the key but held it a safe distance away from me.
"I'm listening"
"If I let you go and forget about all the threats and the shooting, you have to leave. By that I mean go back to Port Charles and leave finding Sam to us" he proposed.
"Over my dead body! You know Sam wasn't the only one kidnapped! Todd, my boyfriend, was too, so if you think I'm just going to sit back and do nothing then your crazier than Connie!" I replied.
"Hey that's the deal, take it or leave it. If you want we can always go with option B, I can just get the police to arrest you, and when we rescue your precious Todd he can come down here to Kansas and figure out how to get his girlfriend out of jail" John responded putting the key away.
"Or there is option C, I leave now quietly back to Port Charles, and when you and your little crew return with Sam and Todd, I tell the two of them all about how you kissed me. Then I guess Sam and your 'perfect' little relationship will be ruined, and I don't know if I ever mentioned this, but Todd get's really jealous sometimes. If he felt threatened by you, who knows what will happen" I said feeling option C was appealing to neither of us right now.
"I'm not afraid of Todd" He replied.
"Maybe not, but you should be afraid of losing Sam. She also happens to get jealous very easily, trust me I know. If you really care about Sam you'll let me go, and let me help you guys find her, and Todd. Everybody wins, all you have to do is let me go" I proposed.
"What makes you think I don't already plan on telling Sam? That kiss meant less than nothing to me and was because of a crazy deal you made." he reminded me.
"Right,well even though I made the stupid deal I wasn't the one who kissed you. I mean what are you going to tell Sam? You did it because you didn't want to ruin your reputation for being honest, or you did it to save your hair gel?" I asked.
"What I say to Sam is none of your business, and I don't know about you, but this sounds like bribery to me" he said innocently.
"It's not, I'm just saying I think plan D works out better for everyone" I hastily added.
"It sounds like it works out best for you" he muttered.
"Come on John! You know this is the best deal you're going to get. If you want I'll even apologize for shooting you! I mean I'm very sorry about that by the way" I added.
"I'm sure you are" he mumbled.
"Come on John, what do you say? Do we have a deal?"
A/N Hope you liked it, sorry it was so long but we felt bad for not updating in so long. The next chapter should be up soon, don't forget to review any thoughts, comments, or questions!