A/N Hey everybody hope you enjoy this chapter, for those of you who do not know Danni is Todd's daughter with Tea, and she will be making a quick appearance in this chapter. We will update soon, don't forget to review!
Sam POV
"You guys just don't give up do you?" I turned to see my worst nightmare. You guessed it, the one Australian guy I hated more than Jax, Jerry.
"What's going on?" he asked his guard.
" I'm not sure how, but Connie got stuck in the window." Conner responded.
"Yes, but what does this have to do with Sam's and Todd's handcuffs off." He asked pushing us into the car.
"I'm sorry boss. The car ran out of gas, and Sam's handcuffs were too tight so I took them off of her." He said. He looked really ashamed. This poor guy really wanted to prove himself to Jerry.
"I knew I should have left you with your mom." Jerry said as he rolled his eyes.
"He's your son!" I yelled in surprise at the fact any woman would have a child with this monster.
"Yes Samantha, like the son you'll never see again." Jerry said through a smile, but I could tell that he was upset that we found out.
"Conner go get the extra gas out of the trunk. We can use some to slip Connie out, and some for the car." Jerry demanded. Todd and I sat in silence, but exchanged a look. We knew what we were going to do.
While Jerry filled the tank, and Conner tried slipping the now covered in gas Connie out, I slipped out through the door on the opposite side. I then crawled over to the passenger side. "Paul come over and helped." I whispered in my best fake Jerry accent.
"Okay boss." He responded. I quickly slid under the car as he opened his door. He stepped out and went around the car as I quickly jumped in and climbed over into the drivers' seat. I pressed the pedal and we sped off leaving a confused and angry Jerry, Conner, and Paul. (A./N. The other guard was left to get rid of any snooping cops around the area.)
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Connie yelled her head still stuck in the window. Todd told her to calm down or he would push her out some how. He then climbed up into the passenger seat, leaving Connie to catch a breeze, and a few flies.
"So what's the plan Seed Racer?" Todd asked.
"I don't know just sit back and relax, because it's going to be a long ride"
10 minutes later
"We're out of gas" I said as we slid to a stop at the side of the deserted road.
We all got out, except for Connie. " What are we going to do about her?" Todd asked.
"What me, I'm fine." Connie said. She then slipped out In a snap.
My mouth dropped open. "Wow, you actually are smarter than you look." I said. "So you're telling me that this whole time you could have gotten out, but you choose to stay in to distract Jerry and help us escape. You are brilliant!" Todd exclaimed.
"Yep! That's why I stayed in, Definitely not because I just found out the window could be lowered low enough for me to slip out." She said.
"Anyway what now?" I asked puzzled.
"Look!" Todd pointed to a sign that read 'Gas 10 miles ahead'.
"You don't think," I said referring to how far that was.
"Come on if we cut through the woods we'll get there faster." Todd said not knowing what he was getting himself into.
"Oh my God!" Todd complained. "We have walked for hours!"
I stopped and looked at him. "Really. We haven't even reached the woods yet! We just started walking a minute ago." I replied."Yah yah yah whatever."
"I want dipping sauce!" complained Connie.
"Dreams die get used to it." Todd yelled in response. Connie jumped on top of Todd. We were already in the woods. She started strangling him. I just stood there and laughed, despite Todd's calls for help. All of a sudden Connie screamed and jumped off Todd. I looked at him and then screamed too. There was a giant snake slithering up his leg. Todd still dizzy from the lack of oxygen he didn't notice, and asked us what was wrong.
"Todd stand still." I demanded.
"Why? What's wrong!" I picked up a stick and hit the snake along with Todd's leg hard. Sadly all this did was make Todd scream and the snake mad. It hissed causing Todd to scream and shake his leg trying to get it off. It worked, but not in time. The snake bit Todd before flying through mid-air and landing on Connie's head.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" She screamed running around. I quickly reacted and grabbed the snake by its tail. I threw it as far as I could.
"Sam you saved me." Connie said shocked.
"I did, it was the right thing to do and you are annoying, but I don't want you to di-" I was cut off by Connie. " What is wrong with you! I was going to go up into that big drawer in the sky with my son and Willis. I heard that up there, there is free chicken with dipping sauce! I hate you Sam!"
"ugh! Can you believe her Todd." I turned to see Todd passed out, his leg bleeding from the bite. I took off my sweater, ran over to him and wrapped his leg up. "Todd wake up! You can't die on me, I'll be alone with Connie!" I yelled hitting his cheek.
"You can leave me though!" Connie yelled behind me.
"Todd I'm sorry I have to do this." I said Before slapping him. Hard. "owww!" he yelled.
"Darn it!" Connie muttered.
"Todd are you okay?" I asked. He got up and started walking a little lopsided.
"Todd." I said. He turned and walked back to me, and then pulled me into a kiss. "Ohhhh..." Connie said. I was about to pull away and slap him, but something wouldn't let me.
Todd finally let go and said "I love you and I always have. Your Pretty and a secret agent. Wait a minute. GASP! You're... Undercover." he looked around and then whispered the last part.
The bite had obviously made Todd delirious. That's the only reason he kissed me. He didn't know what he was doing, so the kiss meant nothing.
All of these thoughts went through my head, but, I felt a spark when I kissed Todd. But, I loved John not Todd. Todd made me believe Danny was dead, and he made me and Jason miss the first few months of our son's life. I hated Todd and I always would.
I finally got out of my deep thought to find Connie making Todd slap himself. "Again, Again." she repeated. He continued to smack himself which was amusing to watch.
"Connie stop leave Todd alone. He's delirious from the snake bite. He should be fine in a few minutes." I ordered.
"Now Todd come over here." I ordered again.
"No! I don't want to!" he said folding his arms and putting his back to me.
"Come on Todd now!" I yelled.
"Fine! You're so bossy. Todd do this. Todd do that. Todd I'm undercover. Todd I -" he then passed out. Again.
"Oh god." I muttered. "Todd! Get up! Wake up! Good morning.!" I yelled slapping him for each awakening.
"Sam." He muttered. "Yah, its me Todd." I said.
"Tell Carly that The briefcase with the money is in my...-" He then closed his eyes and passed out.
"Todd! Nooo! Where's the money!" Connie screamed.
"Just messing with you. I'm fine. I've just always wanted to do that." he said opening his eyes and standing up.
" You idiot! I thought you were dead and that I would be stuck in the woods with Connie forever, don't ever do that again." I said hitting him on the shoulder.
"Why, were you going to miss me?" he mocked.
"No." I said turning my head.
"Well that kiss said otherwise." Connie said smirking.
"What kiss?" Todd asked confused. I shot Connie a death glare, and she smiled evilly in return.
"You were all loopy after the snake bite for a second there and you kissed Sam, and she seemed to like it. Sam and Todd sitting in the woods, k-i-s-s-i-n-g, First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes the part with the kidnapped baby in the carriage." she sang. I then slapped her, causing her to tackle me while Todd tried to process this all.
" I kissed Sam?" He said. I got off Connie. "Todd we kissed. Can I say I enjoyed it? No. Can I promise it wont happen again? Yes!" I said walking over to Todd.
Just then Connie tripped me causing me to fall into Todd's arms. "You -" I started but was cut off by Todd. "Sam, listen I understand why you like me, I am the complete package and all, but I'm with Carly so this relationship would never work, and as much as I would love to see you break up with John and make him cry all the way back to Landview, you're not my type" Todd explained.
"Excuse me, I'm not your type? Your not my type! I don't go out with kidnappers and baby switchers, and I do not like you!" I yelled.
"Denial" Connie whispered to Todd who nodded.
"I'm not in denial!" I defended.
"You know, the first sign of denial is saying you're not in denial" Connie pointed out.
"You know what, stop! I don't like Todd and I'm not in denial! I love John, and it was just a stupid kiss that he doesn't even remember, and even if I did like it, which I didn't, it wouldn't matter because it didn't mean anything!" I rambled.
"Denial" Connie simply repeated smirking.
"Alright enough about Sam's undying love for me, what are we going to do we need to get out of here before Jerry and his unintelligent children return with pitch forks and fried chicken" Todd said walking farther into the woods.
"Wait Todd! " I yelled. " Maybe we shouldn't go through the woods after the experience we just had" I reasoned.
"Yah, when you kissed Todd, by the way I already came up with your couple name it's, 'Sato' " Connie said.
Wow even while being kidnapped Connie had too much time on her hands. "Or Tam!" Todd suggested.
"Ohhhh! That's a good one! Tam. hmm. Oh... Hickory dickory doc, Sam thinks Todd is hot. McSam is done, and tam's time has come. oh hickory dickory doc." She sang cheerfully.
"Wow two nursery rhymes in one day, you're on a role." Todd said giving her a high-five.
"Once again, don't like Todd! Anyway I think we should hitch hike. I mean what could go wrong."
1 hour later.
"That was the worst hour of my life!" We had just been kicked out of the worst car ride ever. We found a family that ended up being a pain, Todd insulted them, and we got kicked out. To top it all off, Connie was singing the whole time, Like "John was dating Sam, dating Sam, dating sam. John was dating Sam until she kissed Todd" and her favorite " This little Sam kissed Todd. This little Sam moved to his home. This little Sam gave Todd a ring. While John got none. And poor little John cried 'wah wah wah.' all the way to Landview."
"What now?" Todd asked.
"Guys. We're saved!" Connie yelled.
I turned to see a Cluck barn. "Oh God." I said shaking my head.
"Let's go." Todd sighed.
We walked in to the small fast food restaurant. "Welcome to the Cluck barn, what can I help you with." A brunette said as she turned to face us.
"Todd!" The young girl yelled. Todd who was behind me playing with a mini chicken action figure, looked up, and yelled "Danni!" Todd dropped the figure and walked out of the restaurant immediately.
"Hi" I said simply to the girl who glared at me.
"Who are you, my crazy dad's new girlfriend? I hope you can handle heartbreak, because he's going to be breaking up with an old woman like you VERY SOON!" The girl yelled angrily.
"First of all I am not his girlfriend! Second, You need to take a chill pill little girl." I yelled back in response.
I then turned around and walked out to go find Todd and Connie. Sadly, I came out along with Danny chasing behind me saying "where are you going?"
"To find your stupid 'dad'. From the looks of your relationship I bet that Father-Daughter day was fun." I said sarcastically
"Oh it was, Mostly because you weren't there." Danni replied obnoxiously.
" I don't like your attitude, no wonder why you're working at a place like this." I said, stopping and turning around.
"Oh like I care what you think." She mumbled
"You know what you are a real Bra-" I was cut off when we found Todd sitting on a bench rocking back and forward. Next to him was the famous Tea Delgado. He looked about ready to die as Tea yelled at him in fast forward speed Spanish.
"I'm losing.. My mind" Todd said wide-eyed.
"aye, Tu no tiene una mente que perder." Tea said in Spanish, face palming herself.
"Slow down, Dora didn't teach me that yet." Todd said sarcastically.
"She said you did not have a mind to lose." Danni happily explained.
"Si, y lo que esta's hacienda aqui Por que' estas con Sam Y por que se Blair caminando por aqui con una chica blon y una enorme canasta si el pollo?" Tea said in once again Spanish.
"She just said, yes and what are you doing here, Why are you with Sam, And Why is Blair walking over here with some blond girl and a huge basket of chicken? Her words not mine." Danni once again translated. We all turned to see Connie walking with whom I was guessing was Blair.
"What are you doing with this psychotic maniac. Are you plotting a plan to kill me. Protect me Sam." Todd yelled to this Blair woman hiding behind me.
"This can't get any worse!" I yelled.
"Guess again Mrs. Morgan." Said, sadly, a familiar voice glazed with an Australian accent.