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John's POV
"That was the worst deal I ever made!" I muttered as I sat in the rundown RV next to the most annoying woman I ever met.
"Oh please John! You're not very bright, I'm sure you've made worst deals" Carly responded. I began to wonder if there was time to throw her out the window.
"What deal?" asked Rafe from his seat.
"Nothing!" we both replied quickly.
If you're wondering why I was stuck on a slow, old, rundown RV with Carly, Rafe, and Molly, Well, let's just say it was all Carly's fault.
Flashback
"Alright guys is everyone ready to go?" I asked as I walked up to our group who stood together in front of the very expensive RV I had just rented, Using Carly's credit card of course.
Everyone stood there silently as they glared at me. After a few seconds they huddled together like a football team and began whispering. Finally they broke apart and Patrick walked up to the front of the small crowd. "John, I think you should have a seat" he said as he pointed to a bench next to the RV were Carly and Rafe sat while Molly stood next to the bench talking to Rafe.
"Okay" I said as I sat down. The group followed me silently.
"Guys we've been talking and were all very mad at you three, Maxie told us what you and Rafe did Carly. You, you, cheated!" Patrick said carefully as if the word was some terrible curse or something.
"I don't know what you mean" Carly said instantly denying she did anything wrong.
"Really what about you Rafe" Patrick said. Suddenly all eyes turned to Rafe who was sweating despite the cold weather and looked about ready to burst. He was obviously a horrible liar.
"You can tell us Rafe" Said Maxie staring at him.
"Uh...Um...Uh"
"Come on, just tell us the truth" Said Kristina.
Rafe finally cracked and shouted, "Fine, It was me! Or it was us I guess! Carly told me to hide in the bathroom so she could trick you guys in to giving her all your stuff! She said the plane crashed, and that we could be on some deserted island, and that every last item counted. She promised to share and I thought I was doing what was right, please don't be mad I didn't mean to do anything wrong, I'm just a boy!"
"Rafe! What did I tell you, DENY, DENY, DENY!" Carly scolded the boy.
"Rafe, how could you?" said Maxie shaking her head
"I thought you were on our side Rafe. You were like the little brother I never had, how could you do this to us?" asked Kristina.
"I expected more from you Rafe" Said Patrick with a disappointed look in his eyes. These people are way to emotional!
"I'm sorry" Rafe said covering his face with hands as if he were genuinely disappointed at himself.
"It's okay Rafe" Molly said patting him on the back.
"Anything to say Carly?" asked Patrick.
"He's obviously lying! That delinquent is being raised by John, JOHN! Do you all honestly expect more from him!" She shouted.
"Carly, Rafe's not lying. Now do you have anything else you want to say?" asked Robin.
"I want a lawyer" she muttered as she sank deeper in to the bench.
"Alright, so Rafe and Carly tricked you guys, why are you mad at me?" I asked.
This time Aj stepped forward, "Why do you think John? You were suppose to arrest Carly so we'd never have to see her again! But, noooooooooooo you had to let her go. What kind of detective are you letting this crazy woman run free?" asked AJ angrily.
"Yah I'm the crazy one! I never asked my mommy to fake my death so I wouldn't get in trouble! Your not just crazy Aj, you're a coward!" she shouted.
Before Aj could reply Patrick held out a hand to stop him, "No Aj, we've had enough violence today. That's why the three of you are being shunned" Patrick said. At that moment everyone turned around as if they couldn't look at us.
"Oh my god you've got to be kidding me" said Carly. No one replied.
"Guys, come on" I said. No response.
"You guys can't shun Rafe he didn't do anything wrong!" shouted Molly.
"Neither did I! John and his devil child framed me, I'm innocent!" Shouted Carly. She obviously had a lot of experience lying and defending herself.
"Molly, tell the, people, we will not be talking to them they are permanently shunned. " Said Patrick to Molly.
"Well, if you're shunning Rafe you're shunning me too!" she shouted causing everyone to huddle together once again.
"Molly, you don't have to do that for me, I deserve to be shunned." Rafe said.
"No, they're being unfair, and I refuse to let you be shunned for playing a stupid trick with Carly." She said.
"Thanks Molly" he said smiling.
Suddenly the group broke apart and they all turned away from us again. Tj then walked over to Molly and said, "Sorry Molly, but there shunning you until you shun 'those who shall not be named' with us"
"Well they can't shun us, because were shunning them! Come on Tj shun them with us" Molly said as her and Rafe turned away from the group.
"Uh.." Tj turned to see Maxie and Patrick glaring at him shaking their heads, "Sorry Molly, I can't. I should go" he said racing back to the 'shunning club' who began to file in to the RV.
"Oh my God they are so childish and mean!" Carly muttered.
"I know right, how could they just shun us! How could Tj do that!" Complained Molly.
"Get use to it sweetie, one minute they're all lovey dovey with you, and then the next thing you know you're being shunned" Carly explained to Molly.
"Great thing to tell the teenage girl, come on let's just get in the RV" I said.
We walked up to the RV door, but when I tried to open it I found it was locked. I tried a few more times, then I began banging on the door. After a few minutes Patrick walked up to the door and taped a piece of paper that said, ' SHUNNED= NO ENTRY. FIND A NEW CAR'.
"Oh no he didn't" Rafe said.
"Oh yes he did" I replied as I continued to bang on the door.
"Come on Patrick I'm paying $500 for that thing, and I used Carly's credit card!" I shouted.
"You did what!" shouted Carly and I regretted saying that out loud.
"Five hundred dollars isn't that much" Molly reasoned.
"Yah, I'm sure you and you're rich boyfriend make that much every hour" Said Rafe.
"You're right" Carly said as she calmed down.
"Well, it actually costs five hundred per hour, so that's good" I muttered
"I'm going to kill you" Carly mumbled as she went into attack mode, but luckily Molly and Rafe stopped her.
"Hey, you were the one who wanted to come with us, and since you and Todd are the richest out of all of us I just assumed you would want to pay for our transportation" I said simply.
"Yah, well I am not paying for a RV that I'm not allowed to be in!" She shouted.
"Alright, alright! Just calm down, it's already too late I've already paid in advanced for 2 days, which is why we have to stop wasting time!" I explained.
"First of all, if you tell me to calm down one more time I will break into that RV and run you over about a hundred times so at least I'll know my money was put to good use. Secondly, 2 days worth of hours times 500 dollars is... Molly, how much is it!" Carly asked as she turned to the girl.
"Uh, well if you paid for two days, 500 dollars an hour ahead of time that would be about... 24,000 dollars" Molly said taking a step back from Carly immediately after the words came out of her mouth.
"Twenty four Thousand!" before Carly could run me over the RV window opened and TJ poked his head out.
"Molly" he whispered.
"TJ! You're going to help us get in to the RV, right?" Molly asked hopefully.
"Uh, actually Molly, Patrick wanted me to tell you that you guys are breathing too close to the car, so it's disrupting his shunning!" Tj said nervously.
"What! But TJ you~"
"Oh TJ" said a voice from inside the RV.
"Got to Go!" Tj said before slamming the window shut and running away.
"What if John and sam where to kiss as a peace-offering!" Molly yelled at the R.V.
"MOLLY!" Both me and Carly shouted.
"MATH ROCKERS! GO GO GO! MATH ROCKERS!" Molly turned red in embarrassment, before taking a phone out of her pocket.
"nice ringtone." I joked.
"Guys its Patrick." She said, putting him on speaker phone. "How did you get my number?" She asked obviously freaked out.
"A doctor has his ways, now, I'm listening..." He said.
"Okay, John will kiss Carly, and you will open the door. Fair enough?" The young teen asked.
"What! Once again did not agree to this!" I yelled.
"Shhhhhhhhh!" Carly yelled. "The girl has a point John." she said before muttering to Molly, "So uncivilized and unmannered this guy." She sighed.
" Nobody does the shushing here but me!" Patrick yelled. "Now do we have a deal. Just remember dorthy, You scarecrow, tin man, and the cowardly lion, are not in Kansas anymore." He said once again in a deep voice.
"We are in Kansas though?" Molly said.
"SHUSH!" He yelled.
"Okay Okay. But, before we make the deal shouldn't you check with your pack?" Rafe joked.
"Pft,pft,... Please Hold." He said acting like that was a dumb idea, even though I could see that through the window, and Patrick was consulting with his team.
"I'm back, thanks for holding. We agree, we will be out in a second. Pucker up Carly, Pucker up..." He said .
"This is just great, are you trying to ruin my life, 'cause it's working!" I said to Carly.
"Calm down, as soon as they open the door to come out and witness the 'kiss' well jump in the RV, drive away and leave them here until they decide they're done 'shunning' us" Carly said as if it were a great plan.
"But, that would be mean" Molly said innocently.
"No no sweetie, locking someone out of the RV they paid for and shunning them is mean, this is revenge" Carly explained.
"And to think, we were going to let you guys in just for willing to compromise, I should have known better!" said Patrick over the phone.
"Molly!" We shouted looking at the girl holding the phone.
"Whoops, guess I forgot to hang up" She said blushing.
"That's right Carly you can't trick us!" and with that Patrick laughed evilly and hung up.
"Great, what are we suppose to do now?" asked Carly.
"Maybe we can see if they have another RV we can rent" I proposed.
"Fine, but this time you're paying!"
(End of flashback)
After all that we ended up renting an old beat up RV, because it was the only one left. Who knew that many people rented RV's in Kansas? Luckily, the guy practically paid us to take the death trap on wheels. Even though everyone else refused to talk to us still I could still see their luxurious RV trailing behind us.
"UH, I'm hungry! Are you going to stop anytime soon or are you just going to keep driving until you see the Hollywood sign!" complained Carly from the passenger's seat.
I rolled my eyes, "Please we've only been driving for three hours, how hungry can you be?" I asked.
"I'm hungry too John!" Complained Molly.
"Me too, we haven't eaten anything since before that disastrous plane ride!" Added Rafe.
"Fine, fine we'll stop" I gave in, to be honest I was kind of hungry too, not to mention tired from this very long day.
"I saw a sign back there that said there is a restaurant one mile away" Said Molly.
"Alright, why don't you text TJ and make sure he tells his 'crew' we're stopping" I instructed.
Molly nodded as she pulled out her phone. As I exited the highway I looked in the rearview mirror to see the other RV was following us. I then pulled into the parking lot of a small restaurant. "We're here!" I said as the RV slowed to a stop.
We all exited the RV at the same time everyone emptied out the other much more luxurious RV. "We've decided to stall our shunning until after we eat, put you're paying for our food!" Said Patrick as he walked up to us.
"Fine, whatever" I mumbled as we entered the restaurant. We asked for a table for fourteen and the waitress said it'd be a ten minute wait. We then all quietly sat down on a bench next to the door.
"By the way Carly, here's your phone" said AJ as he took out Carly's phone.
"Were did you get that? What did you do?" asked Carly as she snatched the phone from AJ.
"Nothing! I didn't do anything. I just noticed I had your phone when I was on the RV, and I haven't seen or touched it since then" he defended himself.
"Did anyone call?" asked Carly as she scrolled through her phone making sure Aj hadn't caused any damage.
Aj shook his head, but he smiled evilly and it got me wondering...
(Flashback AJ POV)
"Shunning them was the best thing any of us have ever done!" I said as I laid back in the hot tub. This RV was awesome! It had a hot tub, two flat screen TVs, a popcorn and snow cone maker, a video game system with a ton of games, and a chocolate fountain! Now that John and Carly weren't here to annoy us, and Rafe and Molly to bore us, everyone was happy. We decided to take turns driving so everyone got to enjoy fun time. While everyone did their thing they all sang the song "A Thousand Miles" together, which was Patrick's favorite song.
"And now I won,der. Hey AJ, your phone is ringing!" Said Patrick as he take a break from his song to hand me a phone from my bag.
"That's not mine, I think it's Carly's" I said as I picked up the phone while Patrick shrugged and returned to his song.
"Hello" I answered.
"BJ! What are you doing on Carly's phone! Were is she, put her on right now!" Said a screaming Todd Manning.
"Todd, hey aren't you supposed to be kidnapped?" I joked.
"I don't have time for this PJ, put Carly on Now!" Shouted Todd.
"Hmmmmm, Oh Carly! She's not available right now, can I take a message?" I asked smirking at how angry Todd was getting.
"RJ I will~" Todd was cut off when there was some screaming and some yelling in a language that sounded like Spanish. Finally someone else picked up the phone.
"Carly, it's Sam"
"It's not Carly, it's AJ" I corrected her.
"AJ? What are you doing on Carly's phone? Never mind, is John there?" she asked quickly.
"Actually he's~" before I could finish there was a few more loud noises and someone else picked up.
"Quien es esto? Tienes que Ayúdame!" Said a frantic female voice.
"Excuse me?" I said wondering why Dora was on the other end of the line. I was about to answer again when there was more loud noises and another person picked up.
"Hello, who is this?" asked an unfamiliar male voice.
"AJ!" I answered now very annoyed by this cell conversation.
"I knew Todd didn't really have a girlfriend!" Said the man.
After some more screaming, more Spanish yelling, and a lot of rude name calling someone finally picked up.
"Alright, look AJ I really need to talk to Carly" Said Todd. He must be really serious if he was calling me by my real name.
"Todd I~" Before I could finish someone asked, "What are you doing" and there was a bit of screaming before the line went dead.
"Todd, Sam, Spanish Lady?" I asked but no one answered.
"Well that was odd" I said as I put the phone down.
"If I could just see, you tonight! Hey Aj who was that?" asked Patrick when he saw me put away the phone.
"Oh, no one"
(End of Flashback)
After a few minutes the waitress brought us to our table were we all sat down. I sat in between Molly and Rafe because they were the only two people I could stand right now. "Alright guys I know I said I'd pay, but please don't order too much I'm on a tight budget" I said.
"Don't worry John, I get it." Patrick said nodding.
"Hello, can I take your order?" asked a young blonde girl.
"Yah, don't worry guys, I got this!" said Patrick, "We'll take 5 burgers, 12 orders of fries, 10 orders of ribs, 9 orders of onion rings, 2 lobsters , and... you know, just bring 10 of everything and 14 milkshakes" Ordered Patrick.
"What! Patrick what did I tell you!" I yelled.
"You're right John, I'm sorry. forget the milkshakes, we'll take 14 waters!" he attempted to correct himself.
"No! You know what we'll just take a pizza, the smallest one you have!" I ordered.
"But... that only comes with 4 slices" the lady muttered.
"Then bring a pizza cutter!" I ordered as the girl scribbled down our order and ran away.
"John, that was not what we ordered! We are shunning you again, come on guys back to the RV! We can just pop some popcorn and put it in the chocolate fountain, and it will taste great!" Patrick said standing up suddenly.
"Yah, well our pizza will taste better!" I yelled furiously getting up from the table
"I hope you choke!" Patrick responded, getting all up in my face.
"I hope you drown in the hot tub." I said moving back.
"Oh yah?"
"Yah."
"Well I hope that you kiss Carly. Twice!"
"Oh you didn't just go there." I yelled startled. "I hope that you -"
"Guys that's enough!" Rafe yelled.
" Oh. Does orphan Annie want to start. Well I hope Molly explodes, and you end up lonely!" Patrick yelled.
"That's enough! Guys lets just go and leave Them to eat their pizza." Alexis warned. "Just go back to shunning and pretend this never happened."
"I wish." I mummer