Todd POV

"Hello Mrs. McCall" said none other than Jerry. "Hello Mr. Manning."

"Wait!" I yelled

"What is it Mr. Manning?" he questioned.

"How come you said hello to Sam first? I'm starting to feel that you like her more" I answered.

"Oh, Mr. Manning, I just feel that Samantha is the Man of this house and should be entitled to the first welcoming." He said smiling.

"What! I can't believe you. I thought we had a connection." I said disappointed

"We do, Todd. Now would you care to introduce me to your friends." He said referring to Blair, Tea, and Danni.

"I would love to, but none of them are here, in fact I don't really have many friends" I replied attempting to protect the three of them from getting taken along with Sam and I.

"What about you Samantha?" asked Jerry

"Nope, no friends here!" she muttered.

"What about me? Are you going to ask me, I mean Jer? Come on, we have a connection too!" Connie said as she raised her hand while bouncing up and down.

I noticed Blair, Tea, and Danni were all staring at us oddly, the only thing that could make this weirder is if Tea started yelling at Jerry in Spanish and hit him with her shoe until he agreed to let us go.

Jerry sighed, "Yes Connie, go ahead".

"Oh, okay! This is Blair, that is Tea, and she is Danni!" Connie said excitedly as if she were a preschooler who had just passed her spelling test.

I shot Connie a look before saying, "Great, now that were all acquainted we'll be on our way, don't forget to write!". I began to walk away guiding Sam and Danni in front of me and Tea, Connie, and Blair not too far behind.

"Uh, I don't think that's a good idea Mr. Manning. I'm afraid were not finished here" Jerry said in his funny accent as he quickly stood in front of us.

"You're right, and I'll tell you what, you just give me your e-mail and we can chat about those nicknames another time" I replied once again trying to escape.

"I'm afraid that is not the issue I meant, but if you're so eager to leave how about I give you a reason to stay!", and with that Jerry pulled out a gun, grabbed Danni, and aimed it at her head. Why couldn't he have just grabbed Tea or Connie!

"Whoa, what's going on here!" shouted Tea, looking at me as if I were holding a gun to our daughter's head.

" Oh my God! This is why we don't do daddy-daughter days! Everywhere you go there's a crazy guy with a gun and an accent who wants to kill us!" shouted Danni.

"Oh, is this your daughter Mr. Manning? I can definitely see the family resemblance not to mention the similarities when it comes to your attitudes "Jerry said smiling.

"First of all, she gets her attitude from her mother, I mean they're both really cranky. And secondly, Why don't you just let the three of them go, they're not a part of this. Just take me, Connie, and Sam and it'll be just like the good old days!" I said.

"Part of what!" asked Blair.

"Todd tell us what is going on right now!" shouted Tea, at least she had said it in English.

"Alright Delgado, let's just sit here and have a nice long conversation, while the guy holds a gun to our daughter's head!" I shouted.

"Alright, calm down! I would love to meet your demands Mr. Manning, but I couldn't stand to break apart such a nice family" Jerry said as his grip on Danni tightened.

"Are you kidding! We are far from nice, especially not Tea! We are like the most dysfunctional family ever! Breaking us up would be like a good dead! You'll probably win like, an award or something!" I said earning looks from Tea and Danni.

"Right, well I'm not particularly good at performing good deeds, so let's all calmly leave without drawing too much attention to our little group, unless you would prefer me to shoot your precious daughter!" Jerry said as he motioned for us to follow him.

"One Minute Jerry, can I have a piece of Connie's chicken first? I'm starving!" Sam complained.

"Well I suppose it'd be a bit inhumane to let you starve. Go ahead Sweet Sam, that is if Ms. Falconeri is willing to share" Jerry said stopping.

"Did he seriously just call her Sweet? Is that some kind of joke?" asked Danni.

"That's what I said! I was thinking more of a Sinister Sam or Selfish Sam" I replied.

"Or stupid Sam!" Danni added.

"Oh please Todd! You have the nerve to call me selfish when you stole my kid and gave him to your crazy Ex Wife!" Sam argued.

"I did not steal your kid I borrowed him! You got him back didn't you!" I argued in return.

"And who gave you the right to call my mom crazy, Stupid Sam? You know for once Todd is right, I think that name works for you" Danni said smiling. That's my girl!

"Oh Please! I think you need a nickname. How about Devilish Danni? Or dumb Danni?" Sam thought,so unoriginal.

"Sam quit calling my Kid names! I don't call your kids dumb do I? Not to mention the fact those names were horribly unoriginal! If you're going to act so childish you should at least make up better insulting names. Like, such as, Talkative Tea and Bitter Blair, those are Sam's words not mine!" I added when I saw the look on Tea and Blair's faces.

"I only call what i see. YOu know what you want talk names. How about tacky Todd, or terrible Todd, or ugly Todd,or horrible Todd, or i hate u Todd,or Bad kisser Todd!" Sam yelled seeming really upset.

"Sam, I understand that your -" I started but Mr. Jolly Jax, cut me off.

"We all know what you're going to say, that you understand that she's upset and your sorry, so lets move on and let sam eat her chicken." He urged.

" Two thins, one. i was going to say that i understand that she isn't good at this whole names things, and that she's in denial about that kiss. and Two. that's Connie's chicken not sam's ." I replied.

"I can't take it!" She yelled. taking chicken from the bucket and chugging it at me.

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, Sam is throwing chicken at Todd, Chicken a Todd, Chicken at Todd, Sam throwing chicken at Todd from connies chicken basket!" Connie sang.

"ENOUGH!" Sam yelled before taking the whole chicken basket and putting it on Jerry's head. "RUNN!" she yelled. "You ignorant fools!" He yelled, as we started running.

"This way!" She yelled, pointing at some doors of some place, wants we were far enough.

It turns that 'some place' was some chucky cheeses. We ran past the guy who was probably calling security since we didn't pay. We pasted all the arcade games, and head into the giant jungle gym area -Which helps realize that this is that famous place with the giant gym, where Jack recently was hired(He going to some college in the area), and then we hit a dead end.

"Hey sir, you cant-Ahh" we heard which told Jerry was gaining on us.

"Guys either the toilet stalls or the jungle gym. " Sam says. "I think our best chance is the jungle gym,it's the largest ever." Sam said. How did she know that? This girl is like a walking book.

"Lets go then!" Danni yelled.

We all head into the jungle gym, and climb up the netted pathway.

"AHHH!" Connie yelled. We all turned to see Jerry behind us.

"Eat shoe you freak!" Tea yelled, before flinging her shoe at Jerry. She has some really good aim. She hit him right between the eyes causing him to fall back down the net onto the padded floor.

"Nice hit." Connie said giving her a high five.

"Yah good job!" I said as we scurried through the jungle gym.

"Shut up manning!" She barked. "I still have another shoe left."

"Yes mam." I said climbing pass her over to sam.

"Hurry up guys." Jerys up and angry." Sam said turning over shoulder.

"ooh I got something!" Connie yelled excitedly. She then took out a big chicken thigh, and a grenade, from her purse.

"CONNIE!" I yelled but she pulled the ring , stuffed the grenade in the chicken, and yelled "Thanks for the ring jerr bear before flinging it at an already injured jerry.

I decided not to look back, as we all ran- sorry crawled for our lives to the nearby slide. "Move it!" I yelled to the little girl sitting by the slide.

"No! Shut up old man, you don't tell me what to do." She yelled.

"MOVE It NOW your life is in danger!" I yelled again louder, to the relentless little girl.

"NO THIS IS MY SLIDE. IF YOU DONT STOP, I WILL PUT YOUR LIFE IN DANGER." She threatened.

"I don't know who you think you are but you need to move." I said calmly.

"I'm Tom cruises daughter! You don't want to mess with me!" She yelled punching me in the nose. For a little girl, she punches hard.

"WE have to go!" Tea yelled, taking her other shoe, and throwing it at the girl, causing her to fall back, down the slide. We all rushed down just in time.

I found the little girl knocked out at the bottom, and picked her up reluctantly running.

WE all jumped down as the grenade exploded. Everyone in the room screamed and got down.

As we slowly got up i dumped the girl in sams arm. All of a sudden, you'll never guess who appeared. Tom cruise.

"You saved SUri! Thank you so much. I'm Tom. Tom, Cruise." He said flashing Sam a smile. All of a sudden i felt really protective over Sam.

"Nice to meet you Tim moose, she's not interested, and we're in a hurry. Soooooo, ah bye-bye." I said taking Sam's hand and walking away .

"Hey wait, if there's anything i could do.." He said taking Sam's other hand.

she pulled away from me before saying, "Thanks, but no thanks." She asked Giving him a smile and batting her eyes.

"No thank you." He said. before walking away.

"Wow. That guys a jerk!" I yelled.

"Wait, Guys Jack, Victor, and Sam , are around here!" Blair yelled.

"Victor Hugo? or the Victor I'm expecting." I asked already knowing her answer.

""Todd, victor is a live, and you two need to grow up and start getting along. This is not the time." Tea yelled.

Shocked at her response, i said. "Fine just go look for them, and hurry up."

All of a sudden I heard a stupid brother betrayer voice say, "Tea, what are you doing here with him." I turned to see victor with sam and Jack.

"Spider man!" Sam yelled, running to me. Little Sam, my nephew not big sam my enemy that i feel protective over.

"Hey BRO! Even though feel the urge to kill you for real this time, could we use your car. There's a crazy guy who probably should have burned, but will probably be alive and on our tails again soon." I said Trying my best.

"You can drive." He said throwing me the keys.

Sam POV

"How much longer?" I asked Todd. We had been driving for hours and surprisingly no one had killed each other yet, although there was plenty of complaining.

"We have to get back to Port Charles" Todd said simply.

"Are you kidding! We can't drive all the way to Port Charles" I said.

"Well we should at least try to drive half way there. I'm aiming to stop somewhere in Kansas" he replied.

"Are you crazy? Look, there was a sign back there that said 100 miles to Las Vegas, we can stop there" I reasoned.

Todd sighed, "Fine" he muttered.

"Toddddddd!" shouted Connie.

"You don't have to yell, I'm sure they don't need to hear you back in Port Charles" Todd complained.

"We need to change the seating arrangements, I'm sitting up front" Connie decided.

"Um, no. The reason Sam is sitting here is because she is the only one I can stand except for other Sam" Todd explained.

"Well too bad! I'm sitting there, now you can either stop so Sam and I can switch, or I will push your little girlfriend out the window and then take her seat. Your choice" Connie offered.

"You~"

"Todd, it's fine. Just stop the car, I don't mind" I said.

"Well I mind, and she's not my girlfriend" he muttered as he slowed down the car.

Once the car stopped I got out and went to sit in the very overcrowded back. Rather then using the door like a normal person Connie climbed over everyone to sit down in the passenger's seat. In the process of doing this she kicked Jack, Todd's son, in the face and woke up Dumb Danni. Great!

"Uh, who let her back here! I was hoping this was all just a very bad nightmare" Danni muttered when I entered the car.

I looked around to see the only other people awake were Jack and Victor. " Trust me this wasn't how I planned my Friday night either" I muttered as I took Connie's seat in between Victor and Jack.

"Hi, I'm Jack!"

"I know who you are" I muttered rolling my eyes.

"Yah, he's Jerky Jack" Danni answered earning a look from her brother.

"Shut up Danni, mind your own business! So, do you come here often?" Jack asked

I sighed, "Look I can see where this is going, and I'm too old for you" I said simply to Jack.

"Age is just a number, and I'm practically an adult" Jack reasoned.

"Oh please Jack, you still order kids meals from McDonald's!" Danni replied.

"I only do that because there cheaper!" Jack defended himself.

I rolled my eyes, "Look age aside, I'm still not interested, I have a boyfriend" I told him.

"Yah, she's dating Todd, did you not hear Connie's songs?" Questioned Danni.

"Scarface you stole my girl! Just when I thought you couldn't get any worse! And why would you chose him over me, I'm way hotter than him!" Jack complained.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa! I am not Todd's girlfriend, and I am not dating you! So why don't you just turn around and fight with your dumb sister!" I shouted.

Luckily Jack listened and began to fight with Danni. "Hi, I'm going to talk to you now, since you seem to be the only other sane person in this car" I said turning to Victor.

Todd began laughing and said, "There is a very long list of words I'd use to describe Victor and sane isn't one of them"

"Well if you don't describe him as sane then how do you describe yourself? It's obvious who got the sanity in the family" I replied.

"Oh yah, well I got the looks. I mean the only girl Victor can get is Tea!" Todd said. As soon as the words came out of his mouth a shoe hit him in the head.

"Cállate, antes de que todos en el coche están descalzo y me veo obligado a utilizar una de las granadas de pollo muy eficaz de Connie!" Tea shouted before falling back to sleep.

"No need to be so mean about it" Todd muttered.

"Que?"

"Nothing!" Todd quickly responded.

"What did she say?" I asked Todd.

"Something about everyone being barefoot and chicken grenades." Victor answered.

"She asked me not you victor. Me." He said but nobody really paid attention.

"So victor, I heard you were dead" I said.

feeling that came out wrong I attempted to correct myself, "Sorry I mean~"

"It's okay I know what you meant. You're probably wondering why I'm alive" Victor guessed.

"Were all wondering that" Todd muttered.

" It's hard to explain" Victor admitted, "Let's just say I'm glad to be alive"

"Pretty sure you're the only one who feels that way" Todd muttered.

"So, nice car" I said trying to change the subject.

"Thank you" Both Todd and Victor said at the same time.

"I wasn't talking to you" I told Todd.

"Are you kidding? This loser probably used my money to buy this car" Todd whined.

"Come on bro, isn't it about time you learn how to share?" Victor joked.

"There's a difference between sharing and stealing" Todd replied.

"Yah you know all about stealing don't you" I muttered.

"Borrow! I BORROWED your kid! Stealing is what this guy does! He locked me up in some CIA facility with our evil mom and then stole my life! He didn't borrow it because even now he won't give MY kids, and MY ex-wives, and MY money back! I am a borrower, Victor is the STEALER!" Todd yelled.

"Somebody's cranky" Muttered Connie.

"Your telling me, at least you didn't have to live with the guy" Victor replied.

"We never lived together! You were raised by our Crazy mother, hence your Craziness, and I was raised by other Crazy people, So stop lying you stealing liar!" Todd exploded once again.

"I was joking Todd, you do know what that is don't you?" Victor replied innocently.

"JOKING! JOKING! Joking is my thing, Mine! You can steal my kids, and my money, and you can certainly steal Tea, but you can't steal MY JOKING!" Erupted Todd.

"Wow Bro, you do know how to joke!" Victor said.

"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!" and with that Todd turned around, grabbed Victor, and began choking him.

"Todd!" shouted Danni, while Jack shouted "Quit it Scarface!" and Connie shouted, "I'm hungry!"

"Todd the road!" I shouted.

Todd let go of Victor and stopped the car, but he was too late. The car had hit someone. I was about to exit the car to check on the person but before I could do anything Todd started the car and sped off. "What are you doing!" I shouted.

"Driving!" he responded simply as if nothing had happened.

"You hit someone!" I shouted.

"And..."

"AND we should probably go check on them!" I added.

"Please it was just a little tap, I'm sure they're fine" Todd muttered.

"Todd!" I shouted.

"Fine" he muttered as he turned the car around.

"Wow Todd you've tried to kill two people in five minutes, I'm sure that's a record" Said Danni as she and Jack helped Victor.

"I'm sorry you guys had to see that" Todd muttered.

"See what, how crazy you are!" Shouted Jack.

"Jack, I'm sorry" Todd said. To be honest I almost felt bad for him. It must be hard having bratty kids who hate you.

Todd pulled then car to a stop and he quickly exited. I followed him outside, and luckily Dumb Danni and Jerky Jack didn't follow.

"You okay?" I asked him carefully.

"Yah I'm fine. I just can't believe I did that, as if the two of them don't already hate me enough" Todd muttered as he sat down on a bench by were we parked the car.

"They don't hate you" I said as I sat down next to him.

He looked at me and I couldn't help but laugh as I said, "Alright you might not be their favorite person, but they'll come around" I said.

"I doubt it, especially now that Victor's back. All I can hope is that when Starr finds out she doesn't decide to move back to Land view with her stupid boyfriend" Todd muttered.

"I doubt Starr would do that she cares a lot about you and she seems to like Port Charles" I said.

"Yah, your probably right Starr's too nice to do that"

"Seems like she's the only one of your kids who got that trait" I muttered.

"Hey, they're not that bad. Jack and Danni have had really hard lives and they're both at that whinny age, but they're good kids, and I haven't been the best Father" he admitted.

"Hey, don't be so hard on yourself! Carly says your great with Jos and that she thinks the world of you" I reassured him.

"Um... Let's just go check on that person I hit and hope they're okay, because there is a car full of people over there who will testify that I just went on a killing spree and decided to run someone over after I almost killed my twin brother, again" He said as he stood up.

We walked over to the person and I realized that it was a lot more than a tap. I checked for a pulse and luckily there was a faint one.

"He's alive" I said.

"Alright see if he has a phone on him" He replied.

I grabbed a phone out of the person's pocket and gasped. "Todd, this is Jerry! You hit Jerry!" I said showing him the phone Jerry always used.

Todd turned over the body to reveal it was certainly Jerry. "Wow, how did he catch up to us so quickly? Connie threw a chicken bomb at him!" Questioned Todd.

"What should we do?" I asked.

"Maybe we should just leave him here. After getting hit with a grenade and a car I don't think he'll be going anywhere anytime soon" Todd concluded.

"If we leave him here then he'll probably die" I replied.

"Is that such a bad thing? One less problem we have to worry about" Todd said as he took Jerry's phone from my hand and began to walk back to the car.

"Wow he can survive a chicken grenade but he can't be bothered to charge his cellphone" Todd muttered, "There's only enough battery for one call"

"Right, so we're calling John" I said.

"No, we're calling Carly" He replied.

"What's taking so long Scarface?" Asked Jack as he exited the car followed by Danni and Victor.

"Can you please stop calling me that!" Todd complained.

At that moment a shoe hit him in the head as Tea, Blair, and other Sam emptied out of the car.

"Ow!" Todd shouted "What was that for!"

"Did you try and kill Victor?" Tea asked as she walked up to him.

"Tattle tail!" Todd muttered.

"What was that?"

"Nothing, Tea! And I refuse to speak with out my lawyer present!" Todd decided.

"I am a lawyer!" Shouted Tea as she began to hit him with her purse.

"Guys calm down we have good news" I said.

"We're leaving Todd here!" Danni asked excitedly.

"No"

"We're leaving you!"

"No"

"Alright STOP! Look the dude I hit is the Australian psychopath following us and now we're going to use his phone to call my girlfriend!" Todd said as he took out the phone and began dialing Carly's number.

"Wait Todd, you have a girlfriend?" Victor asked shocked.

"Yes Victor, I do! Are you going to try and steal her too, because I'm going to have to warn you Carly doesn't go out with losers" Todd replied.

"Then why's she going out with you?" jack asked jokingly.

"Jack, don't talk to your father like that" Blair scolded him.

"He's not my dad!" Jack complained as he stopped away angrily to the car.

"As Todd was saying we have Jerry's phone, and we will be using it to call MY boyfriend John" I said snatching the phone from Todd.

"John McBain?" questioned Tea.

I nodded as I began to dial his number. "Oh so you're the man stealing witch Natalie was talking about, go figure!" Muttered Danni.

"Why don't you just~"

I was cut off when Todd snatched the phone and said, "I think we can all agree no one here but you wants to here from John McAnnoying"

"No one wants to sit here and watch you talk to your imaginary girlfriend either" Victor added.

"No one asked you Victor, and Carly is real! I'll prove it!" Todd said as he dialed Carly's number and clicked 'Call'.

"Bj? What are you doing on Carly's phone? Where is she, put her on right now!" Todd demanded as he answered the phone. I began to wonder who Bj was.

"I don't have time for this Pj, put her on right NOW!" Todd continued. Who's Pj?

"RJ I will.." at that moment I decided I had heard enough and attempted to grab the phone from Todd.

"Wait your turn Sam!" he said as he tried to grab it out of my hands.

"I'm not going to get a turn if you waste all the battery talking to Carly!" I shouted in return.

"Wait, that's the only call we're going to be able to make? Give me the phone!" shouted Danni and then everyone began screaming, Tea in Spanish, and grabbing at the phone. Finally, I managed to get the phone and quickly answered.

"Carly, It's Sam"

"It's not Carly, it's Aj" Aj corrected me. I guess that explains who RJ and Pj are. Todd needs to work on his spelling!

"AJ? What are you doing on Carly's phone? Never mind, is John there?" I asked quickly.

"Well actually~" Before I could hear AJ out I was hit in the head with a shoe, and I'm sure you can guess who took the phone.

"Quien es esto? Tienes que Ayúdame!" Tea said as she snatched the phone. I could only imagine poor AJ's response.

After that Victor took the phone from his wife who was obviously to distressed to even speak English. "Who is this?" Victor answered.

After a few seconds Victor replied, "I knew Todd didn't have a girlfriend!".

At that moment Todd snatched the phone from Victor and pushed him to the ground. "Alright, look AJ I really need to talk to Carly" Said Todd.

Just then Jack came out of the car with Connie and said, "what's going on, this guy needs help!" as he and Connie knelt next to Jerry as if he were some poor defenseless old lady who we hit with our car.

"Don't worry, he's waking up!" Connie said excitedly. We all began to scream at her, and Todd dropped the phone as he ran to Connie and Jack and grabbed them pulling them to the car.

"Everyone in the car, now! he said, and no one objected.

Before jumping in the car I looked to see the phone was destroyed. "Great!" I muttered as I quickly slipped in to the passenger's seat before Connie could object.

"He's up" shouted Danni and I turned to see a very bloody Jerry slowly standing up.

Todd quickly put the car in reverse and hit Jerry, again, before speeding off. "He's down! That should stall him for a while!" Todd muttered as everyone sighed with relief.