Desperate Housewives

"Blow Them Kisses"

Episode Two

Ever since she was a little girl,

Karen is shown being relentlessly abused by both her mother and father.

Karen McCluskey had always been a scorned woman,

Her first relationship with a football player during freshman year is shown ending in treachery.

and it wasn't until many years later that she met

Karen meets an old man in the supermarket and smiles as she retrieves her green apples.

and later fell in love with

A day later, Roy is shown walking up to Karen's door - and moments later (at the behest of their urges) they are shown having sex.

a man named Roy...

The couple are shown climaxing in conjugation with each other.

who just so happened to make her life all the more tolerable.

Karen tearfully bids farewell to Roy and reads her morning newspaper at exactly noon.

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In front of Mary Alice's old house is a black haired man with wrinkles on his face.

Be they infamous

Carlos flashes back on the moment that he killed Alejandro. He takes another swig of alcohol to drown the sorrow he feels.

or not

In a flashback, Mary Alice Young is shown committing suicide, and being discovered by nosy neighbor Martha Huber.

we all have secrets

The man with black hair and a wrinkly face is shown entering his house with only one suitcase.

and everybody wants to know them.

Meanwhile, across the street, Bree, Susan, Lynnette and Gabrielle are drinking their morning coffee, ravenously gossiping.

Tears continuing to dampen her cheeks with grief, Renee gulps a minuscule swig of alcohol and cries even more than before.

"I can't believe this happened to me..." She utters, disbelief coursing through her veins. "I just can't believe it..."

She picks up her moist head and looks at the picture of her mother, immediately experiencing all the rage and sorrow being replaced by instant relief.

For a moment, Bree, Susan, Lynnette and Gabrielle were all quietly sipping their delicious morning coffees, until Bree broke the silence with an all too puzzling inquiry. "So, what's up with that new neighbor?" Bree exhaled, with curiosity in her voice.

Gabrielle rolled her pretty eyes. Past experiences dictated that nobody was truly a threat on this lane. "Oh, Bree. There's nothing to be worried about."

Both Lynnette and Susan were nervously chuckling, staring down at their almost depleted morning coffee, when Benjamin Faulkner walked over and greeted the two with a high amount of suspicion in his voice.

Karen took out her phone and dialed Roy's number. "Um, Hello, Roy; I have something to tell you."

"What's that?" Roy spoke on the other end of the phone, apprehension present in his voice, for he knew not what Karen was about to confess and how and if it would affect him at all.

She gulped, debating whether to confess or not. "I have cancer, Roy," she confessed.

"I take it you guys were talking about me?" Benjamin asked, his voice deflecting all its possible suspicion and gruffness.

Bree clamored for a moment then pursed her lips in apprehension. "No, Ben; we were not talking about you."

He took a deep breath then let out an enormous bout of laughter. "Good, because if you were I'd have to tell you to quit.'

Right then Gabrielle, Bree, Susan and Lynnette excused them selves for their respective households.

Renee places a gun against her head and prepares her self to pull the trigger.

Indeed,

Bree, Gabrielle, Lynnette and Susan are each shown entering their houses.

we all have secrets,

In the proceeding collage, the aforesaid housewives are shown with shock on their faces.

be them infamous

Ben takes a gun out of his closet and lodges it in his back pocket.

"I'm going to avenge you; no need to worry," he mutters.

or not,

Karen wipes the tears from her wrinkly cheeks.

but not everybody wants to know them.

Roy hangs up the phone and slams it against the wall.