tDesperate Housewives

Blow Them Kisses

Episode Four

Renee looks at the woman in the doorway.

Little did she know that it was nothing even close to what she had thought.

"You know damn well what Plan B is."

Her lips pursed in to an endearing smile.

Renee sighs, rolls her eyes, then utters, "Good, but where do we start?"

The lady silently strolled over to the clear window and pointed to every house on Wisteria Lane.

How, though,

"We start everywhere... We make our presences known... Then we rear our ugly heads."

could they have divined the future...

One week later, Wisteria Lane is shown shattered to pieces from within. Riots begun, deaths occurred, lives were torn apart.

when they hadn't even an idea what they were doing?

Renee giggles. "They always protected their little friend Angela. I for one believe they're keeping a secret."

Darla raises her wine glass and clicks it with her old friend's. "Cheers to that."

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A wise man once said, "every action has a reaction."

A woman is shown walking up to Susan's house then knocking on her door.

We see this reenacted every day,

Mike is shown welcoming the lady with open arms and undressing him self for her.

be it through a husband's actions...

Carlos is shown drinking his morning coffee the day after he was discovered passed out on the floor, all the whilst Gabrielle looked on in pain and sorrow, knowing what she had to do.

via a wife's betrayal...

Tom is shown crying at the breakfast table. He's barely able to take care of his kids. Meanwhile, in their backyard, Lynnette is shown camping out in a tent.

by way of a husband's indiscretions...

Mike is shown cuddling beside the woman landing a kiss right on her forehead. "I'm sorry we had to do this, Alice," he mutters, then looks in shock as his wife spies from outside.

or through a significant other's recklessness.

Chuck is shown slashing Renee's tires with a look of utter determination plastered on his face. "That's the very least time you betray my fucking family," he gruffly bellows, then walks away, only to be caught by a sauntering Ben. "I'm sorry," Chuck raises his hands in the air, then says, "I can explain," but realizes he can't.

He watches from the outside of his body as he rips the man's insides out with a dagger.

None so,

The blonde woman is shown ruffling through Roy's bedside cabinets then retrieving ten million dollars from a false bottom.

however,

Roy moans in his sleep then turns around, but the blonde woman just places her hands against his lips intending to calm him.

more than the man who was betrayed. .

The morning after, Roy notices his cash is missing, then not long after realizes what had happened.

As a result, he takes out his phone, then dials 911.

"911. What's your emergency?"

"Hello. I'd like to report a burglary."

He sighed, then said, "I'm sorry, Gabby; it's just I've been really depressed lately." Carlos pretends to grovel below his wife's manicured feet, but he's beginning to wonder why he even should do so, especially considering he knows he doesn't even have anything resembling a problem. "It seems the only thing making me feel better is whiskey and tequila."

"Oh, honey," Gabrielle sighs, then allows the tears to drip down her cheeks, for she knew that her marriage was already beginning to experience dissolution, as unfortunate as they may be.

Right then Juanita and Celia bustle down the steps. "Where have you been?" Gabrielle rushes over then kisses her daughters on their foreheads. "Never leave me like that." She kisses them on their cheeks, this time fully expressing her love. "Ever." She rubs her fingers against her daughters well manicured hair. "You hear me?"

Celia looks puzzled then glances at her father. "We didn't go anywhere." Juanita confesses. "Daddy told us to play hide and seek, so we did," she adds, then Gabrielle looks at her husband, knowing full well what she has to do.

Susan rushes in to the room then pulls the covers off the bed. "I just came from the hospital. My son is okay." The woman squirms, then notices there's a visitor in the house. She mumbles incoherently, then pecks a kiss on Mike's cheek then leaves the house. "And you," she points her hand at the woman, to which her hands shoot up in the air. "I want you the hell out of my house. And never come back. Or I will be sure to phone the police."

He watches his mistress bustle out of the house, then pushes him self up in the bed, and with a deranged, befuddled expression on his face, asks, "What the hell was that for?"

"Well, I'm sorry," Susan waves her fingers in a clumsy manner, then begins to sob. "I don't want my child growing up with a philandering father!" Then Mike looks on with an expression of misery and walks to his dresser drawer and grabs a pill and swallows it. Susan doesn't (or chooses not to) notice. She just carries on. "You have to understand. I love you, Mike. I don't want to leave you. And neither does M.J," she adds, then leaves the room with a look of sadness on her face.

The old man looks from outside his house as police search his belongings for clues. A detective stands on his left and Karen stands on his right side holding his hand. "So what happened?" she asked, looking deep in Roy's eyes for answers, but failing to see anything. "One moment I was walking past your house and the other police officers were huddling inside," she continued, a look of deep empathy on her face, whilst Roy allowed the tears of depression to slither down his wrinkly cheeks.

Once she's certain her kids are upstairs, cleanly dodging breakfast, she turns to her alcoholic husband - then, with a look of utter concern on her face, asks, "Are you sure you don't want me to admit you for psychological rehabilitation?" Gabrielle crinkles her forehead, worried about what may happen to her marriage, and more importantly to her kids, now that she's fairly certain her longtime husband has begun quickly sinking in to the deep abyss of alcoholism.

He wrinkles his forehead in earnest confusion. "I did something for you," Carlos grabs his wife's hand, then looks at her with tears of distress and withdraw in his eyes. "Now it's time for you to do something for me."

Gabrielle looks deeply within her husband's eyes and makes sure he knows the level of disappointment and shame she feels for him, then says, "Telling our kids to go play hide and seek, then passing out cold? Even you know that's not responsible parenting."

Yes.

Roy says, "I have a confession to make."

Every action has a reaction.

Karen is shown smacking her boyfriend across the face and leaving him moments afterwards.

Be it via a wife's unfaithfulness,

Lynnette is shown joyously kissing her significant other.

through a husband's nuanced indiscretions,

Mike is shown in an alleyway buying narcotics off of a woman.

or by way of an untimely confession.

Roy is shown falling on the floor and having a heart attack.

We all know this...

Bree's house is shown being broken in to in the middle of the night.

But those who don't

Her garage is shown alight in flames.

are too often doomed to repeat it.

A/N

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