Desperate Housewives
Blow them Kisses
Episode Five
Riots begun.
A woman is shown knocking on Susan's door.
Her mouth is shown agape for she had just learned a jolting secret of Mary Alice's.
Deaths occurred.
Someone is shown being trampled by the masses of protesters.
Also, in the background, frantic gunshots are heard.
Lives were shattered.
A family shown being torn apart by the issuance of a riot.
But,
One flashback shows Renee and Darla becoming emotionally connected.
to fathom what had occurred,
Another flashback shows Darla paying Renee 20 or so million dollars to relocate.
you'd first have to understand the journey of Renee Perry,
One flashback shows Renee killing a young woman in an alleyway.
and what it took to get her where she is now.
Another flashback shows Darla snorting cocaine in a secret, concealed, now darkened alleyway.
Indeed, her journey was just about to get that much more complicated.
Yet another shows Ben moving to the lane to get revenge on Renee and Darla who he perceives to have betrayed him.
Renee and Darla are shown heckling and later killing an individual during the aforesaid riot.
Little did she know, however, that that was barely indicative of a good thing.
A flash-forward shows Paul Young returning to Wisteria Lane.
How, though, could she have divined the future
A flashback shows Renee and Darla adopting a child then accidentally killing it by way of their parental neglectfulness.
when even she was a sage living in a fool's paradise?
Present day, Renee is shown staring out in to nothingness, eyes fixated on the world around her - the innocent lives she was about to destroy - all the while asking her self if the ends really would justify the means.
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The moment she had met him,
Karen is shown walking out of the supermarket the day she had met Roy.
She puts her phone to her ear and brags to every one of her friends.
she had fell tenderly in love,
Meanwhile, Roy is shown doing the same thing to every one of his friends.
Roy is shown doing the same with his friends.
but now that he had cheated on her,
Karen is shown learning from Roy that he had committed an act of deception by having sex with another woman.
she had been finding it increasingly difficult
Present day, Karen is shown faithfully holding Roy's hands, tears rolling down her cheeks.
just to let him go.
He wakes up and smiles. "Oh, Karen,"
Noticing her ominous silence, and grabbing a moment to taunt her, Darla walks over to her ex girlfriend then places a comfortable, reluctant hand on her oddly cushy shoulder. A moment of silence ensues, during which both simultaneously take deep breaths for different reasons. "What's wrong?" Darla asks, finally breaking the silence. Maintaining her uncomfortably curious glare, she grabs her ex girlfriend's wine bottle then refills it with a look of... odd coyness on her face.
"Oh, Roy," Karen returns the affection, leaning down to hug him - but feeling increasingly awkward and unremittingly sad in doing so - for this man had cheated on her, betrayed her trust, and never even issued a formal apology for doing so.
She said, "I've missed you," knowing damn well she was lying, but nevertheless she processed her self whilst she begun to paint an odd yet convincing look of approval on her wrinkly face, all the while allowing herself to subconsciously believe this man lying in front of her on the hospital bed was and still remains a philanderer. Even though she didn't want to do it, she believed that cashing her heart in for a philanderer was not the best idea, so she knew full well that in preserving her heart and her sanity she'd have to sever any and all ties with this man.
A moment passed during which all the flashbacks of her witnessing her late husband cheating on her passed by - then she blurted out "I can't do this anymore" despite having not given any thought as to what to say beforehand.
She said, "Oh, nothing," proceeding to exhale deeply, then turn to Darla, immediately being mesmerized by her instantly detectable beauty.
And then she sighed, remembering how wildly her significant other used to love her, surmising that maybe, possibly, perhaps those days could be relived.
Renee sighed, then let out a deep breath. "I just don't think everything's going to work out, you know; these people can't die for a nonexistent cause," she added after having noticed Darla's strange but still enticing look of utter disapproval.
Gabrielle walks in to the rehabilitation clinic with her husband by her side. "You're going to do very well." She grabbed Carlos by his brazen cheek. "I promise," she pecked the words on her cheek, then left sooner than she had entered - not knowing at all that a female inmate was continuing to spy on her and plan her ultimately revenge.
"Oh, Renee," Darla walked over and laid her hands on her shoulder. "If you don't want to participate you don't have to - just remember I can reveal everything I know about your family."
Right then there's a knock on the door. "I'll answer it," Darla mutters. "I'm sure you need some time to... process everything and make a decision."
Lynnette looked at the female in front of her and glanced in the dining room and saw a distraught Renee throwing wine bottles. "I'm sorry," Darla excused. "I have to leave." She started to close the door, but Lynnette forced it open.
"I need a place to say," she confessed. Darla looked confused. "My husband left me, I've been camping out in his backyard, but I don't want to do that anymore." She could see the tears rolling down her cheeks but Darla wasn't sure if this would be good for their ultimate plan of revenge. "Please?" Lynnette begged. "I'd do anything," she added.
"Anything?" Darla inquired.
She looks at Mike, then shows him the pill bag she had discovered in his top dresser drawer, to which he needless to say looks a bit taken aback.
"Please don't tell me you're doing it again," she begged, knowing that everything she had witnessed lately was likely the result of her husband's narcotic addiction. "Please," she walks over to Mike and begins to cry. "I thought we were done with this."
Suddenly Mike's hands begin to twitch. "Give me that bag." He demands. His eyes look darkened and a bit more... sinister than usual. "Dammit! Give me the fucking bag!" He grabs for the bag but fails in doing so so he steps on Susan's foot and grabs the bag from her. "Now don't you EVER invade my privacy again!" He scolds her, then walks up stairs.
"She's still alive?" Lynnette asks. There's a look of obvious doubt on her face. "I highly doubt that; I went to her wake after all."
Renee chuckles. "What's so funny about this?" Lynnette demands. "I just found out my best friend may still be alive!"
"It's just when you don't see a body you should never count the person as dead."
Darla steps in. "Allow me," she demands, then steps in front of Renee. "What she is trying to say is that Angela Forrest is still alive. She had tie ins with the mob and she had to go in hiding."
"And we want you to tell Susan Delfino." Renee added.
Bree hears a knock on her door. The smell of smoke and fire still immerses her house but she ignores it. She opens the door, and is shocked at who she sees.
Yes,
Lynnette, Renee and Darla are shown walking over to Susan's house. Meanwhile, inside, Susan hears a thump from upstairs.
riots occurred,
There's a bustling knock on Susan's door. She opens the door.
"Your friend, Mary Alice, is still alive," Lynnette speaks.
Susan is shown with her mouth agape.
deaths took place,
Chuck is shown being shot by none other than Paul Young.
and lives were torn apart,
Paul is shown burning the bodies of Ben and Chuck.
but it was nothing compared to what was about to happen,
A riot is shown...
A bomb is shown...
And a dead body is shown.
for nothing could be deadlier than a good ole disaster.
A/N
Thank you for reading!
I know I said I would make this episode a special recap but I decided to change my mind and save that for the mid-season finale whenever that may be.
Well, anyway, I hope you guys LOVED this, because the next episode will be WILDLY EXCITING!
Last appearance of Renee and Darla will be Episode Seven.