Desperate Housewives

Blow Them Kisses

Episode Seven

Part Two

Karen's house is shown being salvaged by other neighbors and various homeless persons.

You see,

Meanwhile, in a room on the third floor, she is shown being overjoyed at the announcement that Roy can be released from the hospital.

Karen had always been a mild mannered woman,

In a flashback, Karen is shown jumping back in to Roy's arms after learning how much suffering he had been experiencing.

for she never once flinched when her husband beat her,

Gilbert is shown abusing Karen both physically and sexually. Nevertheless, Karen did not sob, or protest, because she knew if she did she'd be left alone, with no one to love.

or defied her mother's mistreatment of her,

For the same reasons, Karen is shown in a flashback obeying her mother's less than amicable commands.

nor did she ever question Roy's judgement,

Although not for the same reasons, in a flashback, Karen is shown believing Roy when he confessed that having an affair was not his fault.

but she would soon learn that people have to change

Karen is shown arriving in Wisteria Lane with a smile on her face, then turning around and formally professing her love for Roy.

to adapt

Once in front of her house, Karen is shown almost having a heart attack upon discovering the burnt remnants of her house.

to certain situations.

She gets out of the car then screams in utter anger. Roy watches with his forehead crinkled in confusion.

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Gabrielle is shown waking up in the morning with a distressed and nervous expression painted on her face. She turns around to see Juanita cuddled on Carlos's side of the bed.

Only then does she realize something.

Although Carlos Solis had returned,

Gabrielle looks at the time and remembers the date then smiles when she realizes this is the day Carlos gets released from rehab. "Oh, thank God," she utters.

She is shown walking around the house to find Carlos in Juanita's bed. He looks more peaceful than ever especially now that he's asleep and not to mention sober.

he had brought some

A girl walks out of the bathroom. "Who the hell are you?"

souvenirs.

"I'm his girlfriend. And you?"


Susan wakes up to a knock on her door. "Dammit," she utters, then drunkenly falls to the floor. Once she recomposes her self, she walks downstairs, opens the door, and is shocked at who she sees.

Visitors.

A woman is shown exiting Gabrielle's house with a disappointed look on her face. She enters a car then leaves.

They come in all shapes and sizes.

A male is shown knocking on Lynnette's door. It's Rick. He brings with him a proposal of sorts.

But what's important to know

Bree is shown opening her door to see Andrew, Alex, Danielle and Leo. She's utterly shocked and taken aback at such a visitor.

is that we all have them

Mary Alice is shown exiting her house then smiling conspicuously at Karen and Roy who are mourning the loss of their house.

whether we want them or not.

Upon entering her house, Mary Alice hears a knock on her door, then is shocked to hear the door broken down.


Karen looks at Roy. "Do you think?" She trails off, then looks at the broken down door at Mary Alice's. "I mean, Roy. Come on. She's always been suspicious." Karen's wrinkles begin to feel sweaty.

"Oh, I doubt it," Roy puts it off, but deep down inside even he feels a bit suspicious, especially when he deducts that they've just moved in and they're already acting suspicious, something that's not always on par for Wisteria Lane.

She exhales, inhales, then sighs. "I'm sorry, Roy." She turns to Roy then places her hand on his shoulder. "But I have something to confess and it ain't going to be pretty."


"What the hell are you doing here?!" Mary Alice screams at the figure in front of her. She's missing one finger and she's badly bruised on her right cheek, but it doesn't serve to diminish how frightening and intimidating she is. Paul inches in front of his wife. He seems intent on protecting his honor. "I thought I told you to leave," Mary Alice adds, nodding to the door.

The woman chuckles, then shakes her head in a positively creepy manner. "You seriously didn't think I'd listen, did you?"

"Well, you're listening now," Paul warns, now inching towards the woman. "I want you out woman."

"Oh, don't call me woman... That's candid... Call me Felicia." She laughs, waves goodbye, then before exiting, says, "And sorry about the door. I come with a bang and exit with a whimper." She chuckles once more then leaves, enters her car, then drives down the road.


"You're what?!" Roy asks. He was shocked at Karen's confession. He always wanted to be a father but this couldn't come at any worse a time.

Karen shakes her head then begins to cry. She leans down to pick up a piece of rubble. "I know. This ain't opportune for you-"

"Damn straight it isn't!" interjects Roy.

"But listen to me!" Karen inserts.

Roy does so, but is not happy at the suggestion. "I'm not giving my baby to another person! Do you even know how much I want to be a father Karen?"

"Then why aren't you jumping in my arms with fucking glee!" Karen feels frustrated so she cussed for the first time at Roy, which she felt immediately apologetic for doing, but there's no way to apologize for something Roy didn't even totally notice.


Paul turns to Mary Alice. "Listen." He shakes Mary Alice's shoulder. She begins crying. "If you want her out of your life I can make that happen," he reassures, but somehow knows that Mary Alice would say no, which she ultimately did after a few moments of consideration. "Then, please. Don't act like you don't want her in your life. Because if you didn't you wouldn't of done what you did."


"But, Rick, please." Lynnette interrupts a peaceful family meal only attended by Penny, Paige and Parker, since Tom's dead. "I don't want to move in with you. For god's sake my husband just died less than a week ago!"

"But I promise I can make you happy."

"Leave." She commands. "Just leave." Rick looks confused. There's an angry vein bulging in his forehead. "NOW!"

Rick does as commanded, then when he's closed the door behind him Lynnette asks "So isn't this a peaceful family dinner?" then giggles and says "We haven't had one of these in a very long time."


Carlos wakes up then sleepily walks downstairs to see Gabrielle with a disgruntled expression on her face and Juanita with a saddened look on her face.

"Gosh, I'd have thought you'd be happy to see me, considering how mad you guys seemed when I left."

"Well, our daughter died, then -"

"W-Wait," Carlos interjects, raising his hand in anger, then asks "Our daughter died?" with his forehead crinkled in confusion.

Indeed.

Susan drinks alcohol with Katherine.

We all have visitors.

"So what made you return?" She slurs, after having downed a whole bottle of whiskey in less than a half hour.

Of course,

"Oh, no." Katherine laughingly answers. "I don't want to bore you," she adds.

as always,

She smiles, then grips her wine bottle with her teeth - and (rather drunkenly) they snog.

they can be shocking,

Katherine is shown exiting her house then drunkenly taking out her phone. "Yes, I'd like to speak to a Robin Gallagher."

or maybe not so much,

Gabrielle is shown being cruelly slammed against the wall by a newly abusive Carlos while Juanita watches on with an expression of helplessness on her face. "Please don't," she asks, but it's useless, for he's intent on exacting revenge.

but there is one thing that every beginner should know

Bree is shown bribing her children to leave. Little does she know what her children are going through.

and that is how to extinguish them when needed.

Once in their cars, Andrew and Danielle rush to the highway.

Meanwhile, in her house, Lynnette is shown with a worried expression on her face, after having learned a shocking secret of her husband's that may endanger her and her family.

The trick, though, is

Mary Alice is shown on the phone. "Oh, yes, Angela. I meant to tell you this."

knowing how.

In a flashback, Mary Alice is shown meeting a woman named Angela.

Yet another flashback reveals Mary Alice was the one that saw the girls bury the body of Alejandro.

Unfortunately, not so many people know this,

Furthermore, we are shown a flash forward of Mary Alice writing a note to Felicia. It says: "I know what you did."

and even to this day

Felicia is shown reading a letter. She then goes to her closet and shoots her self in the temple.

that's what saddens me.

Someone is shown looking on in.

If only people were smarter...

The person is shown dialing 911 and reporting a suspected homicide.

A/N

Thank you for reading!

As you can see, I've officially decided NOT to wait two weeks until the next chapter - due in part to the fact my talent just cannot be wasted or even subsided.

The mystery has heated up guys! If anybody wants to suggest something, please do so in the reviews - but please know that I already have ideas in mind; however, that doesn't mean I won't accept people's suggestions, especially if it's interesting enough.