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After the show a certain burette made at lunch, I along with S and B decided it would be best to do some snooping. Yes it's the middle of the school day and yes this would mean skipping Gym but if there was ever a trio who didn't need more exercise it was us. I mean with a 3 hour Cheerio's practice five times a week and additional gym training that coach Sylvester made mandatory, we were fine to miss a mediocre lesson on rope climbing. Classes were now in session meaning we would need to pull people out of their respective classes and as Santana put it 'makes them sing like a canary.'

Our first stop was Biology which housed the two resident gossips Kurt and Mercedes. I knocked on the door but didn't wait for the teacher to acknowledge me and invite us in, that would take too much time and it would require respect for the teachers at this school which I just didn't possess.

'Mr Digbee we need Mercedes and Kurt please'

The teacher looked dumbfounded at the three most popular girls in school barging into his lesson but as per usual with all of the teachers in this school he just let us do as we pleased.

'Wheezy, lady Hummel- up now.' Santana said whilst snapping her fingers indicating for them to hurry up. They exited the room with us but with very scared expressions on their faces.

'What can we do for you lovely ladies' So Kurt was going to be the brave one huh?

'Well my sweet, sweet porcelain, we just thought all us girls could have a little catch up. Let's pick a topic shall we …urmmm oh I know why not the previously referred to Barbra Streisand wannabe and her spectacular transformation into the fucking hot piece of ass that we all saw at lunch?'

God I've missed San's way of talking to people over summer vacay.

'We were just as shocked as you ! We haven't seen Rachel in like a month and when we saw her she looked her same old quirky self.' Mercedes stated

'Wait a month, so you saw her over summer?'

'Well yeah' Kurt added 'we came across her on our weekly trips to the mall. Her and Puck were coming out of Victoria's secret. He was carrying so many shopping bags, looked as if he was her personal bag carrier.'

Me, San and Britt all looked at each other sceptically. Why was she hanging out with Puckerman and why for that matter had he referred to her a ''babe'' earlier ?

'Okay that's all for now' I said to the gossips

'Are you guys like investigating? Cause me and my boy Kurt would love to help yawl !' Mercedes chirped

'That won't be necessary wheezy' San said as she took Britt's pinkie in hers and my arm as we left the two alone.

'So I'm not the only one who just heard that right? Berry in Victoria's Secret !' San practically chocked out

'Puck sure is a lucky boy' Britt added

I don't exactly know what it was that was making me feel annoyed at the prospect of Rachel and Puck together but without really thinking it through I was already responding with 'We don't know if they're together yet B'… smooth Fabray.

There was only ten minutes left of the day once we had been around respected glee clubber's classrooms to question them. Our second stop on the interrogation train had been to Tina who just said Rachel didn't seem herself. Duh - I thought until she added a very vialled point. Rachel didn't just look different aesthetically; her whole personality seemed to have changed. She didn't look…happy. Rachel was always optimistic and she always looked comfortable in her own skin but today she just looked, like she didn't care.

Mike and Artie weren't that much help as all they said was that she looked Hot and that Artie would quote 'tap that ass any day'

The last person we asked was Finn. I wasn't too sure where he and Rachel stood after months of them flirting and cozying up to each other last year. Finn and I broke up due to the fact I may have cheated on him with his best friend but I was sure he would tell me if Rachel had started dating puck. Unlucky for him if she had, two girls cheated with one guy…ouch. He didn't seem too bothered as he mostly told us umpteen times about his reinstatement of quarterback and the fact that he was going to lead our team to victory. Not that we actually asked but whatever. He did however mention that he had seen Rachel and Puck together at a bar over the summer. 'Yeah Mike and I were walking to the park to play football as we kinda needed to keep up our game. I can't be getting sloppy now can I?' he said as if it was matter of fact 'We saw Rachel and puck walking into a rough looking bar. Rach looked weird.' After that he just walked off trailing behind some cheerleaders instead of going back into his lesson.


'Well I'm no closer to having a firkin clue as to what the hell is going on with Berry'

We were currently walking towards the parking lot as I drove S and B to school and we decided to go back to San's to discuss today's item of gossip that had taken over the school, Rachel.

'I know S, this is killing me. Rachie used to be super cute and now she's like …sexy and I kinda want to….' At this San put her hand over Britt's mouth to stop her embarrassing herself.

I was about to add my two cents to the conversation but just as we all did at lunch, everyone in the Mckinley parking lot had stopped and started to stare at one miss Rachel Berry. She was currently walking towards a shiny black Range Rover, hand in hand with Puck. Puck opened the driver's door for Rachel and she gracefully slipped into the car. He then walked around to his side of the car. He noticed half of the student body staring at the car and he took a quick glance towards the inside of the car and back towards us all. For the first time today I noticed that Puck also looked different. He didn't have that cocky smile on his face and he was dressed differently, more stylishly? Puck was wearing a pair of black jeans and a tight fitting grey shirt that highlighted his muscles. Once he had jumped into the car it sped off leaving us all once again speechless.