Miz and Edge were walking around the arena, chatting and waiting for Skylar to arrive.
"Hey look, bro. I think she's here." Said Miz, pointing out the window.
Sure enough, Skylar was walking out of the car with Nattie, who looked ready to explode.
"Heh, looks like Skylar is annoying the crap outta Nattie.. again." Said Edge with a chuckle.
"Uh oh..." Said Miz.
"What?"
"Looks like Skylar is hyper again. This ain't gonna be pretty.."
"What do you mean?"
"Well.. The last time she was this hyper, Melina almost murdered her."
Edge's eyes widened.
"So, they got into a fight?" He asked.
"Well.. It wasn't exactly a fight. Skylar was annoying Melina, who was in a bad mood because her boyfriend dumped her. Melina was about to attack Skylar, but thankfully, a few of the divas held her back, while I dragged Skylar to the Men's locker room."
"Oh.. But why to the Men's locker room?"
"She usually hangs out in the Men's locker room."
"Again… why?"
"Because most of the divas hate her. The only two that can stand her are AJ and Nattie. And sometimes even Nattie can't stand her."
"Wow.. I'm gone for a couple months and I miss out on all of this information." Edge chuckled.
Their conversation was interrupted when Skylar tackled Miz with a hug.
Miz grunted before falling to the ground with Skylar on top of him.
"It's nice to see you too, Skye." Miz said, struggling to breathe as Skye sat on his chest and giggled at him.
Edge laughed as he helped Skylar and Miz up.
Miz grabbed Skye and threw her over his shoulder.
"Whoa! Put me down!" She shrieked.
"Nope." he said, as he threw her to Edge, who effortlessly caught her.
Edge carried her to the Men's locker room, with Miz trailing right behind them.
Natalya rolled her eyes and walked to the diva's locker room.
"Addy! Put me down!" Skylar screamed at him.
"Nah." He replied.
When they got to the Men's locker room, he finally put her down.
He grinned at her mischievously before taking off her sunglasses and hoodie.
"OH MY GOD! THERE'S A BUG ON YOUR FOREHEAD!" Edge said overdramatically.
"OH MY GOSH, IT'S HUGE!" Said Chris, playing along.
Edge smirked and said "We have a solution to your little problem."
"You're going to fix my toilet?"
"What?" Edge asked, looking at Skye as if she was crazy.
"You said you have a solution to my little problem.. Which is my clogged toilet." Skye said.
Edge opened and closed his mouth a few times, not knowing what to say.
"He meant the zit." Chris said, walking over to the two and sitting down next to Skye.
"What's a zit?"
"Oops.. I meant bug."
"You met a bug? What was his name? Was he cute? What kind of bug was he? What color? Or was the bug a girl? What was her name? Was she c-"
Edge cut her off by putting his hand on her mouth. "Shh." He said.
"What he means is we know how to get rid of the bug on your forehead." Mike told her.
Skylar's face lit up at this news.
"Really? Yay!"
"Yup. We have the perfect solution." Said Chris, with an evil glint in his eye.
"Okay, so first you have to take this banana," Edge said, handing her a banana, "And then smear it all over your face."
Skye grabbed the banana and eagerly smeared it all over her face.
"Now, you have to hop on one leg for two minutes." Said Mike, who was video taping this.
She did what he said, only to slip on the banana peel and fall flat on her face.
"...owwie!" She said, rubbing her nose.
Everyone started laughing.
Skye started crying, feeling humiliated. "Waaaaah!"
They all stopped laughing and looked at her guiltily.
"Oh my god! Skylar you're bleeding!" Mike said, pointing at her bleeding nose.
This made her cry even harder.
He grabbed a towel and wiped her face, trying to get her nose to stop bleeding.
Once her nose stopped bleeding, Mike hugged her tightly.
She hugged him back and said "Skylar got a booboo.."
He nodded and said "Yup. Skylar got a booboo."
When they let go of each other, Skylar started laughing like a maniac.
The three superstars stared at her as if she was crazy.
"Skylar, why are you laughing?" Miz asked, curiously.
She looked him in the eye with a serious look on her face and said "Hornswoggle!"
Chris, Edge and Mike gave each other questioning looks.
Skye pointed to a table behind the guys.
The three of them turned around and soon, everyone was rolling on the floor, laughing.
On the table was none other than Hornswoggle. He was shaking his little booty and singing along to a Shakira song.
"MEH HEPS DUNT LAIIIII.. " He sang, completely oblivious to the four people that were laughing their butts off at him.
Once the song was over, he noticed everyone laughing at him.
"Wuss sue fanny?" He asked
"YOU!" They all replied in unison, still laughing their heads off.
He blushed and ran out of the locker room with his cute little midget legs.