CoD- Facebook Style

AN: Hello fellow reader! This is just a random thought that I had and I just wrote what went through my head. Let me know in a review if you liked it and want to see more. Feel free to give any constructive criticism, for I may reeeeeallyyyyy need it xD

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Chapter 1: The Maskmaker

Mal Fallon checks in McGinty's Irish Pub

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Mal Fallon: You and I are having a rematch later, Hernandez.

Diego Hernandez: A rematch to get whooped again? You're on, Fallon! :)

Mal Fallon: Over my dead body.

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Ken Greene logs in

Ken Greene: Mal, you're needed at the S.F.P.D. Now.

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Mal Fallon: I thought I was suspended 'til next week… :/

Ken Greene: Well, now you're not. Leggo.

Diego Hernandez: You were suspended? Whatcha do?

Mal Fallon: None of your business…

Diego Hernandez: Damn… Harsh much? :(

Mal Fallon: Gettin' things done! with Maria Yeong

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Maria Yeong: I would tell you what's up and everything but this is a social website and I don't need the media seeing this. :/

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Natara Williams joins Facebook

Relationship status: It's complicated

Birthday: October 24

Work: Special Agent and Criminal Profiler of the FBI

Mal Fallon: Hey :)

Natara Williams: Hi. Is Detective Fallon around here?

Mal Fallon: You're speaking to him right now ;)

Natara Williams: Oh. Well, I'm Special Agent Natara Williams of the FBI. Pleasure to work with you.

Mal Fallon: Can I cal you Nat? ;)

Natara Williams: ….. You can call me Special Agent Wiliams :/

Mal Fallon: Pshh, aint nobody got time for that!

Natara Williams: Oh god…

Mal Fallon checks in the Zen Lounge with Natara Williams

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Jared Nolastname: Screw you pigs! I'm outta here!

Mal Fallon: Oh hell no! ::runs out the back door::

Natara Williams: Where'd he go?!

5 minutes later...

Mal Fallon: Just bagged me a little fucker! :)

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Jared Nolastname: HEY! Get off me, pig!

Mal Fallon: Welp! That Jared kid is out. with Natara Williams, Amy Chen and Eric Mills

Natara Williams: Well, hotshot, any new ideas?

Mal Fallon: You have no idea, babe ;)

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Natara Williams:… Anyways, to your crime lab?

20 minutes later…

Mal Fallon: Special Agent Williams, I'd like you to meet our extraordinaire data analyst, Amy Chen! : )

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Amy Chen: Nice to meet you. You're really pretty! :D

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Natara Williams: Thanks : )

Mal Fallon checks in Italian Imports and Exports

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Lance Boggs: Hello, I'm Boggs. Lance Boggs. B)

Mal Fallon: Enough with the James Bond bit. What do you know about the Maskmaker's masks?

Lance Boggs: First you come into my store and then accuse me of such a crime? GET OUT!

Natara Williams: What the hell, Fallon? Are you trying to get yourself suspended?

Mal Fallon: What? That scum bag clearly did it!

Natara Williams: Sure, if that floats your boat…

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Mal Fallon: ….

Natara Williams: :D look, I'll go in there and try to reason with him, ok?

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Natara Williams: Good boy : )

Mal Fallon: This won't turn out well…

Natara Williams: Huh, watch me!

Brittany Emerson checks in East Beach Bonfire

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Sarah Emerson: Hey, Brit, mom wants to know where you are!

Brittany Emerson: Damn…Sarah, I'm at the East Beach bonfire. Don't tell mom, though!

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Sarah Emerson: What?! Mom will flip!

Brittany Emerson: Sarah please! Promise me you won't tell!

Sarah Emerson: Fine… Come home soon… I love you 3

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Brittany Emerson: I will. I love you, too 3

Christian Rose: Damn scumbag cops always blaming me for things I didn't do!

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Mal Fallon: No one is blaming you but the fact that you're not coming with me says a whole lot, buddy!

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Christian Rose: Yeah right. You take me away and I'll go to prison, fuck that!

Mal Fallon: ::facepalm:: Natara, please.

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Natara Williams: Rose, we're not here to arrest you, we're here to ask you questions. If you come with us, you won't be arrested unless it's absolutely necessary.

Miguel Flores: Yeah, real nicely put, sweetheart.

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Natara Williams: Mal?! Really?!

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Mal Fallon: I could ask you the same thing, Natara!

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Amy Chen: Waiting for Mal and Natara's green light

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Eric Mills: Hello Amy.

Amy Chen: Hi, Eric. Wh-what's up?

Eric Mills: I uh, I heard my name. I'm pretty sure I did because I was standing on the other side of the door and looking at you. ; )

Amy Chen: O.o

Eric Mills: Why the face?

Amy Chen: Uhhhh…no reason. So have you found anything new?

Eric Mills: I have reason to believe you were talking about me… ::walks closer to you::

Amy Chen: No, Eric, I didn't mention your name at all. I think you're hearing things…::moves back::

Eric Mills: ::inches closer:: Is something bothering you, Amy?

Amy Chen: ::backs up:: Well umm…my mom is not feeling wry well. Yeah, my mom is sick!

Eric Mills: ::pushes telephone over:: Why don't you give her a call and see how she's doing, then.

Amy Chen: Not while you're here. :/

::computer boots up::

Eric Mills: LIAR!

Amy Chen: Aw crap…

1 hour later….

Wally Lubbock: God damn this job. So boring. I need a new job…

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Ben Tate: Hey boss, there's a weird boat docked outside. Check it out?

Wally Lubbock: Yep. I'll be right back, sonny.

Ben Tate: Really? Sonny? What are you, like 100 years old or something?

Wally Lubbock: Shut it, Tate!

Eric Mills: Don't be a stain, I'll show you your true face.

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Amy Chen: Eric, please, you don't have to do this.

Eric Mills: But I have to. You just don't get it! I was born this way!

Amy Chen: Lady Gaga reference?

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Eric Mills: …. Baby, I was born this waaaayyyy!

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Mal Fallon checks in at Alcatraz Island- with Natara Williams

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Natara Williams: How is it possible to allow someone in the S.F.P.D without a full background check?

Mal Fallon: That's not the key question right now, sugar. Amy's is in danger and it's my damn fault!

Natara Williams: Mal, don't blame yourself, it's not your fault. Those who hire your team are clearly the worst…smh

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Mal Fallon: : (

Eric Mills: Well well well, if it isn't Detective Macho Idiot and Special Agent Williams. Come to save the day.

Mal Fallon: Wow, is that all you got?

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Eric Mills: I'll have you know, I've been working on that line all day!

Mal Fallon: I beg to differ because that sucked!

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Eric Mills: You take that back right now!

Natara Williams: WTF?! Are we here to rescue Amy or not?

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Amy Chen: Mmmhhmmm!

Mal Fallon: Sorry Amy!

::epic showdown ensues::

Natara Wiliams checks in San Francisco General Hospital

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Natara Williams: Hey, how're you feeling?

Mal Fallon: I've had better days, Natara, better days.

Natara Williams: That bullet hit you pretty hard… I was amazed by how well you took it these past few days : )

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Mal Fallon: Yeah, well I am a pretty tough guy…wait, you stayed here all weekend for me? : )

Natara William: Of course I did. And don't get any weird ideas, Fallon.

Amy Chen: MAL!

Mal Fallon: Amy? Boy am I glad to see you!

Amy Chen: : ( I'm so sorry…

Mal Fallon: It's ok, Amy

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Neha Mansingh checks in Collins House of Horrors

Neha Mansingh: Hello? Is anyone in here? I've been sitting here for hours and I'm getting hungryyyy! HELLO?!

Mikhail Volk: Don't fret, my dear. The Connoisseur will be here any minute now.

Neha Mansingh: …. :,( shit….

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