Cause of Death- Facebook Edition
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Chapter 3: The Connoisseur
Emille Schulleman checks in at Golden Gate Park- with Sandi Demme
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Sandi Demme: :D slow down, we'll wear out my new pumps!
Emille Schulleman: Screw those I'll buy you new ones tomorrow!
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Sandi Demme: Heh, one drink and all of a sudden you're my personal Santa!
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Emille Schulleman: ;)
Vincent Scalletti checks in Golden Gate Park
Sandi Demme: Oooh, hold on, baby, let me take this call ;)
Emille Schulleman: Alright, don't be gone too long 3
10 minutes later…
Vincent Scalletti: So you're the old fart that's been hooking' up with ma girl…
Emille Schulleman: Y-your g-girl? She's with me!
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Sandi Demme: Just let it go, old man. You're nothing but a…but a…. DIRTY OLD MAN!
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Vincent Scallettii: You tell 'em babe!
Emille Schulleman: That's not what you said earlier when I had you up against that tree!
Vincent Scalletti: That does it, old man!
ATTENTION: VIOLENT SCENE- BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPP
Mal Fallon checks in Golden Gate Park- with Natara Williams and Maria Yeong
Maria Yeong: You know how it goes. Our Forensic technician is going over the crime scene just over there.
Mal Fallon: Forensic Technician? When did we get a new one?
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Maria Yeong: He's actually been applying for that position for a really long time. 'Bout time I gave him the job…
Natara Williams: ….
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Mal Fallon: So you waited 'til someone nearly gets killed for you to finally hire someone who I pray is normal?!
MarIa Yeong: …. Your shoe's untied.
Mal Fallon: Hi, you must be our new Forensic Tech. : )
Kai Kalaba: Howdy! :D
Natara Wiliiams: So, what have you come up with?
Kai Kalaba: Well, I was told not to mention anything on Facebook so I'll message you guys! :D
Kai Kalaba: Now, if you guys need me, I'll be over the hill, watching those hot babes in bikinis! ; )
Mal Fallon: Nice kid. I like him.
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Natara Williams: Him? You like that guy? Is there ever a FT who isn't…weird?
Mal Fallon: Sadly, nope. But look on the bright side, he may not be a total pain in the ass.
Neha Mansingh: Look, man, I don't know what I'm in here for but if you don't get me out of here, I swear I'll have you arrested!
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Mikhail Volk: Oh really? And who will arrest me, your mommy?
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Neha Mansingh: No, my big sister, Natara and her partner! They'll be here any second to take your old sorry ass to prison where you belong to rot in hell!
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Mikhail Volk: Natara Mansingh. Just who The Connoisseur wants to see… : )
Neha Mansingh: : (
Maria Yeong- Messages
Maria Yeong: Mal, an anonymous caller just called saying they were at the bar where our vic and suspect were. Say they're arriving to the precinct.
Mal Fallon: We're on or way. Thanks. , Cap : )
Maria Yeong: Oh look, the witness is here…she's hot…
Mal Fallon: O..k.. we'll be there in 5…
Mal Fallon checks in SFPD PD- with Natara Williams
Natara Williams: Your captain said she was hot? Sounds like something Kai would say.
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Mal Fallon: Heh, let's just see if it's true!
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Sandi Demme: Are you the two cops interviewing me?
Mal Fallon: Good god, she is!
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Natara Williams: ::facepalm:: Yes, we are your interviewing detectives, Miss. Demme.
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Sandi Demme: Oh good, I'd be happier as soon as I get me a slice of that beef cake ; )
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Mal Fallon: Hehe, you can have as many as you like ; )
Natara Williams: MAL, FOCUS!
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Sandi Demme: Ugh, fine!
Mal Fallon: You're no fun, Williams…
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Sandi Demme: Ok, so I was at the bar, I had a few drinks in me, when all of a sudden this old dude comes out of nowhere. He offers to take me to the park and we get all frisky up against a tree.
Mal Fallon: Lucky…
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Natara Williams: Fallon, follow me. Now.
Mal Fallon: What now?
Natara Williams: She's lying. As annoying as your constant flirting with a suspect is, I'm gonna need you to go in there yourself and get the truth out of her. Kapeesh?
Mal Fallon: Oh, you got it ; )
Neha Mansingh: What do you mean you're using my sister? Tell me!
Mikhail Volk: Soon… soon
Neha Mansingh: : (
Mikhail Volk: Oh, The Connoisseur is home!
Neha Mansingh: The Connoisseur is a person?
Mal Fallon: So, about taking a slice of this beef cake…?
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Sandi Demme: Mhmm, come to mama ; )
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Mal Fallon: ::pulls her close to me:: You've been a bad girl, huh?
Sandi Demme: Oh yes, punish me! ; )
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Mal Fallon: ::breathes into her neck:: Tell me what you did…
Natara Williams(from behind the 2 way window): Damn…he's good…
Sandi Demme: Oooh, I killed that Emille Schulleman guy for 100 bucks that my boy-toy, Vincent Scalletti, offered me… ::leans up to kiss him::
Mal Fallon: ::whispers in her ear:: Gotcha…
Natara Williams likes this(in a weird way)
Natara Williams: HA! You're under arrest, lady! Where does this scumbag live?!
Sandi Demme: Damn, detective, you're damn good. Do you do this to all your female suspects? And I ain't sayin' anything unless I get an immunity form!
Mal Fallon: Deal!
Natara Williams: MAL!
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Vincent Scalletti: Gonna go visit the babe : )
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Sandi Demme: Hon, whatever you do, DO NOT open your front door. Please.
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Vincent Scalletti: Why not? You don't wanna see me no more?
*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*
Mal Fallon: You're under arrest, Scalletti. : /
Vincent Scalletti: Dammit…
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