10 Ways to Annoy Hermione Granger
As requested by averageteenagegirl101, a good friend.
Make L.K.H.E. club, "Let's Kill House Elves"
Discuss S.P.E.W. but keep saying "spew" instead
Switch her homework
Tell Draco that Hermione loves him (He will be following her more constantly!)
Charm her Gryffindor clothes so they change to Slytherin ones and everyone but her can see it but her (Of course!)
Secretly get her engaged/married to Draco
Give her a tape-recording of nothing but the name Fleur on it repeating over and over again
Repeat with Lavender saying Won-Won, or Pansy saying Drakey.
Attach pictures of Gilderoy Lockhart on all of her belongings
Make sure that Proffessor Trewlenary teaches all of her classess (except Potions)