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"Okay," Elena said, "next question."
"Oh, this one's good, do I have any weird obsessions? If so, what?"
"You are obsessed with saving my life!" she turned to the camera, "and that's not always a good thing, you guys don't understand. Once he gets a plan in his head; one that probably involves sacrificing the lives of my friends in the process; he shuts down and he won't listen to any alternatives. He won't even listen to my opinion even thought it's my life, and my choice that we're talking about! It is so frustrating to worry about what crazy move he's going to pull next!"
"If I wasn't obsessed with saving your life, you would be dead seven times over by now."
"It's not that I'm not grateful for you saving my life, because I am, I just don't like the way you go about it sometimes. There are always other options Damon, but you go straight for the one that's cutthroat and risky!"
"Well there you go," Damon said to the camera, "it's a bad thing that I'm obsessed with saving my girlfriend's life, I'm sorry that I can't live without her."
"Stop using sympathy to get them on your side!" Elena shoved him, "I would give my life in a second if it meant saving you, and Jeremy, and Bonnie, and Caroline, and Matt…"
"Okay, okay," Damon said, "you've made your point." He smiled, "So let's put it to a vote. Thumbs up if you agree with me, that it's a good thing that someone's obsessed with saving Elena's life since she clearly doesn't care about it; and thumbs down if you agree with Elena."
"Why do I get the thumbs down?" Elena complained.
"Because you're willing to risk your life for an idiot like Matt Donovan."
"Just go to the next question," Elena sighed.
He laughed, "question eleven, what do we argue about the most?"
"Well I guess we already answered that," she said, "we argue about my life and what's worth dying for, and obviously the people I love don't even make the cut."
"Nope," Damon clipped, "question twelve, who wears the pants in the relationship?"
"Okay," Elena leaned in close to the camera, "Damon may think he wears the pants in the relationship, but I wear the pants."
"Oh that is so not true," Damon said.
"I wear the pants," Elena stated, "and you let me wear them. I've got you wrapped around my finger, and you know it."
Damon sighed and nodded to the camera, "It's true. Okay, if I'm sitting in front of the TV, what am I watching?"
"Oprah," Elena said instantly.
"Yep," he said, "what is a food that I don't like?"
"Hmm," Elena thought, "I never really see you eating… oh, I've got one, you don't like animal blood."
"Ding, ding, ding," he said, "we have a winner. What drink do I order when I go out to dinner?"
"Bourbon."
"Yep, what size shoe do I wear?" he turned towards her and smirked.
"Umm, elevens?" she guessed.
"Yes," he nodded, "what is my favorite kind of sandwich?"
"I don't really think you like sandwiches, do you? But I heard you mention the muffuletta once, the sandwich that you want to try in New Orleans."
"Yeah, there's definitely a lot of food that I want to try in Louisiana, that should be our next road trip, Elena," he smiled, "next question, what is one talent that I have?"
"Damon is really good at smirking and rolling his eyes," she turned to him, "so I guess your one talent is making snarky facial expressions."
"One of my many talents," he smirked.
"See what I mean," she said, shoving him, "he is so full of himself. But no, I would have to say that the one talent I love about Damon is his ability to understand me. He always knows when I'm upset and he knows how to make me laugh. There's no other way to put it, he just get's me."
"Question nineteen, what would I eat every day if I could?"
"Well, you already drink bourbon every day, but I guess you would eat pickles?"
"Yeah," he shrugged, "and what is my favorite cereal?"
"Count Chocula," she said.
"What can I say, the box makes me laugh," he smirked.
Okay guys! That was questions 10 through 20, only ten more to go! What do you think? Please leave a review and thank you to all of my readers!