Hey, y'all so hope you guys are liking the story even more! I know I liked the last chapter with lily (a female bluejay. Anyways theses chapters are getting really serious and in this chapter... Lisa is going to school and *spoiler alert* Mordecai might asks out lily! Lets see!

Mordecai opens Lisa's door and wakes her "Lisa... Sweetie wake up it's your first day of school." Lisa starts to put her sheets on her face "do I have to this early?"

Mordecai pulls her out of the bed "girl, come on." Lisa finally wakes up "okay dad... Let me get ready!" Mordecai leaves and heads downstairs to see Rigby "wow you're up early" Mordecai says.

Rigby laughs "haha sucks for you.. You have to take Lisa to school!" Mordecai punches his arm "knock it off!" Lisa heads downstairs "alright I'm ready..." She starts to bite her lip.

Mordecai looks at her "umm sweetie are you okay? Are you nervous?" Lisa looks at him "Wahhh? Me nervous?" As she bumps into a wall.

Mordecai picks her "don't worry sweetie everything's gonna be fine!" Lisa and Mordecai head to school and drops Lisa off.

Mordecai then heads to the coffee shop. He enters the shop and sits down at his regular spot. Lily comes by him "oh hey Mordecai, your early?"

He smiled "oh yeah I just dropped off Lisa to twin pines high." She laughed "haha your such a great dad." Mordecai smiled.

Lily asked for his order "alright, I'll be back with your coffee." He smiled until he stopped her "umm wait...lily I wanted to ask you something?" Lily came back "yeah, what's up?"

He got nervous "umm do you wanna... Uhmm go out?"
Lily was surprised "yes! I mean uhmm yeah sure. Pick me at 6?" Mordecai nodded in agreement and left.

Lily got her phone and texted Eileen.

-omg Eileen! Mordecai asked me out!

-wow really? That's great you guys are perfect for each other.. I mean you guys are both bluejays yah kno?

-umm yeah I guess but were heading out at 6!

-aww don't worry yhu guys look like a cute couple don't worry trust.

-I think imma kiss him...

-haha if you want too he's your man I think?

-well okay I'll see you in a bit then.

She stopped texting and got back to work.

-twin pines high/lunchtime

Lisa was all by herself when she saw a boy going by her.

He was a red cardinal(Margaret looking bird) and went up to Lisa "uhmm hey, let me guess first day? Lisa smiled and nodded as she thought to herself "wow he's kinda cute!"

The boy pulled out his hand "hey, I'm Anthony!" And shook his hand "I'm Lisa" as she blushed. He smiled and said "oh that's a cute name.. I mean not like in a weird way ya know?"

Lisa thought it was kinda cute how he was being nervous.
"We'll if you want, I'll hang out with you and stuff?" He said.
Lisa agreed and nodded.

-at park

Benson was about to discuss today's jobs "okay, we got muscleman,high five and skips on park duty, pops on snacks, Thomas on trash and Mordecai and Rigby on gutters."

as soon as benson finished muscleman came up to Mordecai "so bro I heard your daughter is living at the house with you? Is she a loser like her dad?" He laughed.

Mordecai frowned at him "oh shut the hell up muscleman! God your so annoying!" Muscleman stay quiet and went to work.

It was starting to be 3'o clock and school was over. Rigby looked at his watch "hey don't you have to pick up Lisa from school like an hour ago?"

Mordecai looked at his watch "oh shit! Can you cover me?" Rigby nodded "yeah, just go."

Mordecai finally arrived at the school "heh sorry sweetie."

Lisa got into the cart with a smile "oh don't worry dad.. I was talking with a cool friend!" Mordecai smiled "oh really, girl or boy?" Lisa smiled "boy... But the funniest thing he looked just like mom... In a way."

Mordecai stepped on the brakes "really? Huh? Did you know that your mom had a butt that you kids call now umm twerking?" Lisa stared at her dad "eww dad that's gross!"

Mordecai smiled "anyways I think your gonna be home alone for while tonight.. Because I have a date!"

Lisa smiled "really? With lily!" Mordecai nodded. Lisa was happy "wow that's great dad.. Getting yourself out there again." He smiled and they drove home.

They got home and Lisa got on the computer and on youtube. Lisa search up her favorite youtuber and called her "dad! Come here!" Mordecai came over "what?"

Lisa pointed out "I think you should have this joey graceffa haircut! He's soo dreamy!" Mordecai looked "eww no he looks and sounds gay!" Lisa laughed.

Rigby came into the room "hey Mordecai, Eileen told me you have a date with the new waitress.. That's great! If your lucky you'll probably bo- hey Lisa!" Lisa laughed and left the room.

Mordecai looked at Rigby "can you please act mature around my daughter?" Rigby mimicked him and Mordecai punched him and agreed.

-6'pm

Mordecai started to drive to Lilly's place. He got to her door and knocked. Suddenly lily opened the door "hey Mordecai.. Look I don't really feel like heading out anywhere.. Do you just wanna stay here?" Mordecai nodded in agreement.

-2 hours later

"So he gets red everything you piss him off?" Mordecai nodded. "Hmm good to know." She laughed.

Mordecai looked at watch "oh wow it's getting late." Lily looked at him "oh wow yeah I guess you have to leave." Mordecai nodded and lily escorted him out the door.

They stopped by the door "I had fun tonight Mordecai.." Mordecai looked at her "yeah.. Me too!" He smiled and looked down.

Until lily looked at him and pulled his chin up and kiss him passionately. Soon after they broke apart... Lily looked at him "see you tomorrow cutie." And closed the door.

Mordecai went to the cart and cheered. (Background music: we are the champions)

Mordecai finally drove off and went home happy.

Lily got back on her phone to text Eileen.

-omg girl! I kissed him!

-forreals wow!

- I know he's so dreamy and he actually played it cool.

- what a gentleman!

-I know hey where were you today?

-oh I was sick so I went to the doctors.

-and?

-they said I'm pregnant?

-you had sex with Rigby?

-ummm well kinda... Haha

-girl it's either he put his dick in or not? XD

-okay fine! Yes!

-wow! Can me and Mordecai be the godparents?

-i guess I have to go tell Rigby bye hope it goes well!
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She put her phone down and went into the bathroom. When suddenly she hears glass smashing. She goes to the bathroom mirror to see...

-stay away from him!

Lily got scared and left her apartment to go to mordecai's house.
Evil laugh is heard.

Hey guys omg there's a ghost! Who can it be? Eileen's pregnant! Yes guys the next chapter is gonna be a parody of paranormal activity 4!
Who will be possessed? Who will die? Some parts maybe from the movie to make it funny!
Anyways guys... I'll update soon!

-may the odds be ever in your favor goodbye!