I present to you... Episode 2! This is Mystery Meat. Re-written. In other words; My version of Mystery Meat.
Disclaimer: I do NOT own DP and Pokemon. You guys already know that.
(He's a phantom)
(Danny Phantom, Danny Phantom, Danny phantom)
Yo, Danny Fenton, he was just 14,
When his parents built a very strange machine,
It was designed to view, a world unseen.
(He's gonna catch em all 'cause he's Danny Phantom.)
When it didn't quite work, his folks, they just quit,
But then Danny took a look inside of it,
There was a great big flash, everything just changed,
His molecules got all rearranged!
(Phantom, Phantom)
When he first woke up, he realized,
He had snow white hair, and glowin' green eyes.
He could walk through walls, disappear, and fly,
He was much more unique than the other guys.
And it was then that he knew what he had to do,
He had to stop all the ghosts that were comin' through,
He's here to fight, for me and you! He's-
Gonna catch 'em all, 'cause he's Danny Phantom,
Gonna catch 'em all, 'cause he's Danny Phantom,
Gonna catch 'em all, 'cause he's (Danny Phantom.)
Episode 2: Mystery Meat
Title Card: All New! In terrifying Meat-Vision!
Danny, Danielle, and Jazz all sat down on the table. The twins eating cereal all the while Jazz was reading a book called 'Surviving Adolesence Through Therapy'.
At the other side of the table, Maddie put own her hood and held a torch to put on some final touches on a new invention.
Danny was about to put his spoon with cereal in his mouth when suddenly, his hand turned intangible and the spoon phased down. He quickly held his hand and it turned tangible. Dani, who saw this, sighed in relief.
Maddie held back her torch, "Only two more days and it's done!
Jack then rushed behind her, "What did you say? It's done!?" Jack snatched the device and hold it in front of him dramatically, "The Fenton Finder is done! This baby uses satellites to lead you,"
As Jack was saying this, Danny stood up and backed down to the far corner of the wall, "-right to the ghost."
Danielle bit her lip as Danny started to panic: It uses what to track what?"
The Fenton Finder started to beep and spoke in a feminine voice, "Welcome to the Fenton Finder. A ghost is near. Walk forward."
Danny backed up more as his parents started to walk forwards.
As they moved, the Fenton Finder started beeping faster, "Ghost located. Thank you for using the Fenton Finder."
Jack raised an eyebrow, "What?" he looked over to his wife, "Gah, that can't be right."
Danny smiled weakly. Then, his whole body turned intangible. Danielle, seeing this, started to bite her nails nervously. When the boy saw his body intangible, he quickly manages to turn back to normal.
"Actually... I need to tell you guys something."
Jazz put down her book and stood up,
"That's not what all you need, Danny." She then walked over to them and slightly pushed her parents aside, "What you, and also Danielle, need is guidance. And parents who provide them."
Maddie smiled at her, "Sweetie, I know what we do doesn't make sense sometimes. But you're only-"
Jazz crossed her arms and cut her off, "Sixteen. Biologically!" Danny started to walk back. "But physiologically, I'm an adult. And I will not allow your insane obsession with ghosts-" she pulls back Danny and held him close, "-to pollute the mind of this impressionable little child!"
Danny had a confused face all the while Danielle was snickering.
"Come, you abused, unwanted wretch. I'll drive you and Danielle to school." Jazz then walked away still hugging Danny with Danielle following them. Her hand on her mouth to prevent her from laughing.
Maddie had a puzzled expression, "Huh. That's weird. Jasmine never offers to drive Danny and Danielle to school."
Jack had a serious expression, "That can only mean one thing; she's not our daughter. She's a ghost." Jack then raced after them, "Danny, Danielle! No! It's a trap!" As he said this, Maddie followed him.
Riiiinngg!
Three teens walked up the steps of a hallway in Casper High.
Danny looked at his friends, "Guys... I think... we should tell them..."
"Why? Parents don't listen." She then throws her head back and yelled, "Why can't they just accept me for who I am!?"
Danny raised an eyebrow, "Uhhh... Sam? I mean't my problems. I think I'm debating on whether I should tell them or not."
Sam paused, "Oh, right. Me too."
"Besides, it's been a month ever since the accident and me and Danielle still have barely any control! If somebody catches me-" Danny started sinking down the floor without even realizing it, "I go from geek to freak around here!"
Tucker raised an eyebrow, "Kinda like what you're doing now?"
Sam and Tucker both help him up and his legs turned back tangible.
Danny looked down, "Gah!Darnit! If my dad can invent something that accidentally made us Half Ghost, why can't he invent something to turn us back to normal?"
As Danny was walking, he turned intangible and walked through a vending machine without even realizing it.
Sam ran up to Danny, "Danny, your powers make you and Danielle unique. Unique is good! That's why I'm an Ultra Recyclo Vegetarian."
Tucker raised an eyebrow as he catch up to them, "And that means, what?"
"She doesn't eat anything with a face on it," answered Danny.
"Ah, who cares about that stuff. Danny-" Tucker held up two fingers, "-two words; meat connoisseur." Tucker leaned a meter away from Danny's face and sniffed, "Last night, you had Sloppy Joes."
Danny smiled, "Impressive."
"Meat heightens the senses, and my all-meat streak is fourteen years strong."
Sam smirked, "And it's about to end. The school board finally agreed to try a new cafeteria menu. I wore them down."
Tucker froze and his expression turned serious, "Wait. What did you do?" They had already reached the cafeteria a minute ago. There was also a big banner. Written on it was 'Ultra Recyclo-vegetarian week.'
The trio grabbed their trays and fell in line. Then, a lunch lady places some kind of sandwich with grass inside on Danny's tray.
Danny raised an eyebrow, "What is this? Grass on a bun?"
Sam seemed happy about this. Except for Tucker, "What have you done!?"
Sam held up a grass on a bun, "Tucker, it's time for a change."
In Fenton Works lab...
A green skinned fat lady in a pink lunch lady uniform floated out of the Ghost Portal.
"Oooh, somebody changed the menu!" She then phases up through the roof.
"Maybe this is a bad idea," said Maddie. Noticing the ghost that floated up towards the roof."
"No, it's perfect. When Jazz get home, we suck the ghost out of her ," Jack stood up and strike a pose, "-with the Fenton Xtractor!"
Maddie had a look of concern, "But what if Jazz isn't a ghost? What if we accidentally hurt her?"
"Maddie, the Fenton Extractor doesn't hurt humans...unless it gets in your hair..."
He turned it on and began to suck his hair. Jack screamed in surprise. But then spoke calmly, "...see?"
Casper High Cafeteria
Danny seems to be debating on whether to eat the grass on a bun on his spoon or not, "Don't you think this is a little extreme, Sam?"
Sam smiled before an adult put a hand on her shoulder, "Ah, Miss Manson. The schoolboard wanted me to personally thank you for ushering in this welcome experiment to our cafeteria."
Tucker sniffed the air, "Meat. Near."
"No, no. The rumors about the new all-steak buffet in the teacher's lounge," Mr. Lancer pulled out a toothpick and used it, "- are completely untrue. Thanks again," he said to Sam and walked off.
"Hey, Fentonail!" a voice yelled. A blonde jock walked over to them with a tray full off dirt and grass. In other words; his lunch.
Danny scowled a little, "What do you want, Dash?"
"I ordered three mud pies. And you know what they gave me?Three mud pies. With mud from the ground! All because of your girlfriend!"
"She's not my girlfriend!"
"I'm not his girlfriend!" The jock know as Dash growled and picked up Danny by the front collar, "These are the best years of my life! After high school, it's all downhill for me! How am I supposed to enjoy my glory days eating mud!?"
Sam grimaced, "Actually, it's top soil."
"Danny!"
Danielle came running towards them with Ashley by her side, "We got a problem... Hey! Put down my brother!" Dash let go off Danny and stood in front of Danielle.
"You got a problem, pip-squeak?"
Ashley secretly handed her a mud pie as Danielle smirked, "Yep. How about a taste of mud pie?" She threw the said pie in front of Dash's face. He screamed and wiped the mud away.
"Well, gotta go!" Danny grabbed Danielle's wrist and fled. Followed by Sam, Tucker, and Ashley.
"Fenturd!"
"Danielle, what is it?" asked Danny as they stopped by his locker.
The same lady ghost appeared behind them. Danielle pointed towards here, "That."
They gasped as they saw the ghost. Though, the ghost spoke calmly, "Hello, children. Can you help me? Today's lunch is meatloaf, but I don't see the meatloaf. Did someone change the menu?"
Tucker pointed a thumb at Sam, "She did it."
The Lunch Lady's hair turned into flames and she was really angered by the simple answer, "You changed the menu!? The menu has been the same for fifty years!"
"Get behind me!" Danny ordered. Sam, Tucker, and Ashley all went to hide behind Danny as Danielle stood next to him.
"Wow. I feel safe," Sam said sarcastically.
"Danny, go get the thermos," ordered Danny. Danielle then ran behind all of them and tried to open Danny's locker. The boy then turned into his ghost half.
"I command you to... go away!" Danny glares at her. But his glare weakens. "Please?" he mutters. He held his fist in front of him. But the rings appeared and changes him back to human.
"Whoops. Didn't mean to do that."
The Lunch Lady's hands began to glow green as she summoned all the meat. And all those meat turned into small meat monsters.
"Danny! Hurry!"
"I'm trying!" Yes. Danny's locker won't budge. Maybe because of the super glue those jocks put for a prank. The monsters grabbed the three teens-one being only a kid- and turned them intangible. Lunch Lady and the monsters holding the others flew outside.
"No!" screamed Danny. His expression turned from nervousness to determination as he then transformed and flew after them. He flew to the window. Breaking it.
"I got it!" Danielle held the Fenton Thermos up above her proudly.
"Wait..." she looked around, "Where is everybody?"
"Danny!"
When Danny finally caught up to them behind the school, he saw people screaming and running for their lives. Then, he saw Sam trapped in a bunch of meat. Tucker and Ashley still being held captive.
Lunch Lady floats over to Sam, "My dear child... Meat is good for you," she said politely. "It helps them grow and makes them smile!"
Sam had a look of disgust, "We don't need meat. That's fact!"
Lunch Lady then turned angry and serious, "Silence! You need discipline! Manner! Respect!"
"Oh yeah!? Shouldn't you be in a bingo hall!?" Danny fired an ecto blast. the blast sent Lunch Lady flying against a tree. Ge glanced back and saw Danielle. Looks like she already beat the monsters. Since Tucker and Ashley were free.
"You guys help Sam! I'll handle the ghost!"
Tucker held up a fork and knife from out-of-nowhere, "Way ahead of you dude!"
Danielle then flew after Lunch Lady -who was getting up- and kicked her on the gut. Danny then fired ecto-blasts at her.
"Don't worry, Sam!" Tucker used the knife to cut a piece of meat, "I'll get you out!"
"You have got to be kidding me..." Sam said dryly.
Danielle punched her on the gut again and Danny fired an ecto-blast. The combination of attacks sent Lunch lady to fly away into the horizon.
Sam-who was finally free-, Tucker, and Ashley approached the two with a look of concern.
"Gee, Danny. Fighting meat monsters, flying through walls...You must be exhausted."
"What?" Danny yawned as Danielle did the same. "Of course not! What would give you that idea?"
But then both of the two landed on the ground fast asleep. The three others looked at each other.
Fenton Works...
"Mom?" Jazz opened the door to reveal an empty house. "Dad?"
Something small and metal than dropped in front of Jazz. Then, everything was encased in smoke.
"Now, Maddie! Hit her! I'm moving in!" a male voice said. You could here Jazz scream.
"Get my back!" he said again.
The smoke finally cleared to show Jack and Maddie laying on the ground. Both holding irritated Jazz with her hands crossed over her chest. Let's not forget the Fenton Xtractor sucking the end of Jazz's hair.
The two ghost hunters let go off Jazz'd hair. Then, as she was walking away, she said, "This is all going in the memoir."
The door burst opened to reveal a sleeping Danielle on Sam's back, and a sleeping Danny carrying by a nervous Sam and Tucker with Ashley following close behind.
"Don't get up! We know where to go. Bye!" Sam nervously said to Jack and Maddie-who was still laying on their stomachs- and they proceeded up the stairs.
Jack looked up at the ceiling in thought, "Hmmm..."
"Jack, Danny is not a ghost."
Jack then looked at Maddie seriously, "Your right." He then looked over to the other room where Jazz was trying to get the Xtractor of her hair.
Jack's eyes narrowed dramatically, "Jazz is."
Danny slowly opened his tired eyes. But then they widened, "Ah! Wh-what's going on?"
"You passed out." Said Tucker as he looked at Sam, "we took you home... You've been asleep for four days!"
"Four days!?" Danny repeated.
Tucker chuckled, "Nah. It's only been a couple of hours. Danielle is in her room with Ashley."
Danny lays back down as Sam put her hands on her hips, "Knock it off, Tucker! This is the second time today your carelessness almost got him killed!"
"Me? I almost got him killed? The only reason this happened is because you had to be unique. You had to take the meat away! And I'm gonna get it back!" Tucker stormed off the room.
"You want to change the menu back!? You have to go through me to do it!" Sam yelled as she also stormed off the room.
Danny sighed and looked up at the ceiling. Then, a knock sounded at the door and it opened to reveal Danielle.
"Danny? You okay?" Danielle sat down at the edge of the bed.
Danny smiled weakly, "Yeah. I'm fine. Where's Ashley?"
"She already went home. Do you think everything will be alright?"
"Of course! Everything we'll be back to normal by tomorrow.
"Or not... Maybe it'll be worse," Danny said exasperated.
Outside the school on the other side was a stage, people-some are fat- carrying posters with 'Meat' written on them, and Tucker holding a mic.
"What do we want!?"
"Meat!" the crowd answered.
"When do we want it!?"
"Now!"
At the other side were a stage, people-who were hippies, posters with 'Now' and 'Veggies' written on them. Some other posters also had the 'Peace' sign. Sam was on top of a school bus with a microphone and a sign that says 'NOW!'
All of the vegetarians and Sam all screamed, "Veggies now! Veggies forever! Veggies now!"
"Wow... They put together one protest in one night?" asked Danielle as she and Ashley stood next to Danny.
"Sadly, yes..." he answered.
Both Sam and Tucker jumped down and ran to Danny.
Danny was a little nervous from glaring at each other, "Don't you guys think this is a little to extreme?"
Tucker continued to glare at Sam. But he then looked at Danny, "No choice, buddy! Your either with me!"
"Or against him!" Sam butted in.
"So who's side are you on!?" both of them asked. But then blue mist came out from Danny and Danielle's mouth.
"It's lunchtime!" The crowd fled as the Lunch Lady in her monster form came stomping in.
"Meat! Why have you betrayed me!?" Tucker yelled dramatically.
"Guys! Time to make up!" Danny yelled. Sam and Tucker hugged each other with Danny in the middle. Bright light came off from them as Danny transformed. Then, Sam and Tucker hugged Danielle as she did the same.
The two ghostly twins then flew after the monster. Ready to fight.
While this was going on, Jazz was talking to an gothic dude sitting on top of a picnic table.
"Spike, you have to open up to your parents! Be true to yourself and them! Tell them how you feel! I mean, it's not like they're gonna attack you or anything." She was cut off from her lecturing when a green net encased her. She was then dragged away as Spike watched her go.
"I've got her!" Jack announced as he reeled in the net encasing Jazz just as Maddie stood up from the bush they were hiding in.
Jack looked at Maddie, "And the Fenton Grappler is working like a charm!"
"I don't understand. If Jazz is a ghost, why hasn't she just phased through the net?" Maddie asked.
Jazz stood up with the net still on her, "Because I am not a ghost!" She then took of the net and throws it to the ground.
Meanwhile...
"Danielle! A little help!?" Danny screamed as he was being dragged in mid air by two meat monsters. Although, his sister didn't heard him for she was trying to protect Sam, Tucker, and Ashley.
He then managed to punch away the ghost. Thus resulting him into falling. And the rings appeared in a bad time. Transforming him back to human.
"Come on, come on," Danny muttered as he concentrated. His eyes began to glow bright green and he managed to transform back. Though, he was still falling...
You've ambushed me, suffocated me with smoke, and worse!? I was pulled away from Spike before he had his breakthrough! What do you have to say for yourselves!?" Jazz yelled, irritated.
Jack suddenly held out the Fenton Thermos at Jazz, "Eat hot Fenton Thermos, ghost gal!" He pressed the button but only some sparks came out.
"Hmph. Darn thing doesn't work!"
A white haired, green eyed boy suddenly dropped intangibly near Jack and he snatched the thermos, "Thanks!"
Danny then flew back up with a new thermos in hand.
Jazz crossed her arms as Jack grinned and put his fist up dramatically, "I, Jack Fenton, from this day forth, do hereby turn my back on ghosts."
"Get away!" Danielle screamed as she punched another ghost. Then, another meat monster about bigger than her slowly approaches her. She put her hands in front of her as she concentrated. Then, her eyes glowed bright green as she blasted away the monster with her ecto-blast.
She looked at her glowing green hand and grinned, "I did it!" The rings appeared and changed her back to human, "Sorta..."
"Meat!" Lunch Lady screamed. "Kids should eat meat!"
"Not today, grandma!" Danny held the thermos towards Lunch Lady. His body began to glow. So is the thermos.
He then pressed the red button and blue beam escaped from him. Sucking in the giant meat monster.
"Nooooo!" Lunch Lady screamed. But was successfully sucked in the thermos.
Danny grinned, "Ha-ha! Beat that, you old hag!" He then, again, transformed back to human. "Uh-oh..." He muttered before falling.
"Ow..."
Danny looked down to see that he was sitting on top of Danielle, "Whoops! Sorry, sis." He quickly stood up and helped her up.
"Danny! You did it!" Sam said as she, Tucker, and Ashley approached them.
"So... What happened? Where's the ghost?" Sam continued.
Danny held up the thermos with a grin, "My parents have their moments!" His eyes widened when he heard a beeping noise.
"Ghost directly ahead."
Jack-whit the Fenton Finder holding in his hands- and Maddie approached them.
"You would have to be some sort of moron to not notice the ghost directly ahead."
Both of the parents looked at Danny who was smiling weakly, "Aw, sorry dad," points a thumb behind him, "You just missed him."
Jack then sped off, "We've got a runner!" Followed by Maddie.
Jazz crossed her arms, "Great. Back to square one." Then she walked off.
"So, you two finally decided to tell them?" asked Tucker.
"Nah," the twins answered in unison.
Danny grinned, " I think I might've finally figured out what these powers are for. They make me-" He paused as he felt a hand on his shoulder.
"In a world of trouble," Lancer finished.
"Manson!" Lancer yelled using a megaphone, "Pick up that t-bone!"
Danny, Sam, Tucker, Danielle, and Ashley were all cleaning the littered meat and veggies. Watching them was a clearly amused Dash and the same old Mr. Lancer.
Sam looked at said meat with a disgusted expression, "With my hands?"
"Foley! Pick up that turf-which!"
Tucker was also disgusted, "With my hands!?"
Danielle and Ashley didn't mind them as they continued sweeping the meat. Dash snickered. But Danny grabbed the end of the garbage bin the jock was leaning. He managed to turn his hand intangible. Which resulted the bin turning intangible and all it's contents fell on top of Dash.
"Fenton! A little help!?"
"Whatever you say, Dash!" Danny smirked as his eyes glowed green, "Whatever you say..."
Ending Song
Phew! Mystery Meat Re-written: finished!
You know, I kinda missed watching ALL of the Danny Phantom episodes. All watch them when I have time! ^^
Anyway, this is the LONGEST chapter I've EVER written! Took me about 2 days...
So, I could use some Reviews! Do you know how HARD it is to Re-write an Episode?
Anyway, Umbreon might be coming up in LATER chapters. Or should I say, Episodes? XD
And ALSO! Danny and Danielle ARE twins. But they have DIFFERENT ages. Danny being 14 and Danielle being 12.
PLEASE Read and Review!