Chapter 3 is finally done! I apologise for the fact that it took so long, but I couldn't decide on what to put in this chapter.

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This is a short chapter, but it's my favourite.

I do not own any of the Avengers, but I down own Agent Small and Agent Houghton.

Everyone sat around the table. Tony and Clint were having a thumb war, Bruce was doing science on his laptop, Steve was trying to detach Agent
Houghton from his 'beautiful, earthly, squirrel-brown' jumper, Agent Small was discussing fashion with Natasha and Pepper was putting some papers into her bag as she was due in a meeting that started in an hour. Pepper stood up and left the room, then a very scared and worried looking Thor entered a few seconds later.
Tony, being himself, decided to start a conversation, "Hey big guy! Whatcha been up to?"

"Man of Iron, this is no time for joking and being merry! I am afraid that there are strange women outside that followed me and I was attacked by their flashing Midgardian devices!" Tony and Clint began laughing at this and they received glares from their comrades, "I do not understand. Why do you laugh at my attackers?" Tony only laughed harder at this.

"Thor," Clint managed to say, "You have discovered fangirls."

Thor's brow furrowed, "I still do not understand. A fan is something one uses to cool down. I did not feel cold in the presence of these girls," Tony managed to laugh even harder.

"Thor, a fangirl is...um...a girl or woman that...admires you," Natasha explained.

Thor nodded at this, "I understand now Lady Natasha."

"Soooo," Agent Small piped up, "Are we going to celebrate Thor's return to Midgard or not?"

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Thor kept shifting awkwardly from foot to foot as the eight of them stood in line, "Why must I wear these Midgardian clothes? They are tight and uncomfortable, especially around my-"

"Shoe size?" The man behind the counter asked Thor, who stared at him blankly, "What is your shoe size?"

"I am afraid that I do not understand."

"Would you please pass me your shoes then? They should have size written on them." Thor reluctantly handed his shoes over to the man, who left for a few seconds then returned with a wheeled pair, "There you go," he said as he dropped them in front of the god, "Next!"

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Clint stood by the door and sniggered at the sight of Thor attempting to put roller skates on. He could have stood there all day, but he wanted to skate and he didn't want more Natasha-inflicted pain.

"My friend," Thor happily sighed as the archer skated over, "Would you be able to attach these Midgardian devices to my feet? They move away from me every time I attempt to put my foot in."

"Yup," He bent over and fastened the feet in with ease, "Now all you have to do is make it over to the door."

Clint then left and Thor slowly shuffled towards the door, and he wondered why anyone would want wheels attached to their feet.

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"Hey there thunder," Agent Small greeted. She was clinging onto the bar beside the door, "If you want to stand with me over here, feel free."

"No way," Clint said as he skated towards them, "We are celebrating your return to Midgard. You have to take part."

"No jealousy there hawkie? I was sure that you-" Tony was cut off mid-sentence as he tripped when he passed the man he was talking to.

"Thor, I'm gonna give you a push to help you get going," before the mighty thunder God could protest, he received a hard shove from the archer, who then turned to Louise and grabbed her arm.

"Hey, what are you-"

"C'mon. I'm helping you learn how to skate."

"Does that mean Tony was right?"

"About what?"

"You would be jealous of Thor if he stayed with me?"

Clint took a few seconds as he debated how to answer, "Maybe."

The two of them locked gazes as Clint spun them around in a circle. Louise laughed at this, and her laugh made Clint smile. Louise pulled the man down so he was closer to her, but they were sadly interrupted.

"Whoop! The archer has hit the bull's eye!" Tony shouted as he took a photo with his phone. Natasha hit Tony full force as she didn't notice he had stopped. Steve then made his way over to help the two up, but he collided with Bruce, who was also going to help. The four of them lay in a pile, so Clint stood in front of them with his phone to take a picture.

"I CANNOT STOP!" was all that the Norse God said before crashing into the archer and the Avengers assembled into a heap of bodies and wheels while two amused SHIELD agents watched.