So...don't kill me or anything because I wrote the world's shortest chapter. It's just that I haven't had much time to write, and I won't be able to do anything next week, I want to give you guys something to read. And there is a cliffhanger! DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUN!
I still don't own anyone.
"Louise! What the hell are you doing with that banana?!" Clint shouted at his lady friend.
The lady in question looked up from her fruit and gave the archer a huge grin, "I'm fashioning a bow out of it. It will be able to fire the cherries that I sharpened earlier!"
Clint warily looked over to the table, and there were several sharpened cherries. He looked back over to her when she began to cry, "Loulou, what's wrong?" He hugged her close as she started crying harder, "Please don't cry. You know that Tony will use this as blackmail."
"But...But...But my banana has gone all mushy!" She wailed, and Clint noticed the horrible wet feeling that was soaking through his shirt.
"Um…I don't know how to tell you this…But your banana is leaking through my shirt." Louise looked up at him with big puppy eyes. Very big puppy eyes. With suspiciously large pupils, "Um, have you taken anything today? Like…some pills, or drugs or something?" Louise shook her head. Clint searched his head for a few minutes, "Did Tony give you something?" Louise nodded. Clint scowled, "That noob is going to pay for his crimes."
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Tony Stark was in his usual place, doing his usual thing. AKA, He was in his workshop, raving to his awesome rock tunes. Clint knocked on the door, and Tony replied with a wave and a smile. Clint gestured to the lock, but Tony shook his head and pressed a button, causing blinds to fall and cover the windows. So the archer did his usual trick of going in via the ventilation system. But just before he jumped down, the music cut off and he heard Tony talking to JARVIS. 'Snooping time!' Clint thought to himself.
"Right then JARVIS, I really think I should work on the antidote for whatever the hell we actually gave Louise."