Ok so this one is about River and the Doctor. Enjoy and tell me what you think! :)


Doctor, why don't you come and break me out of this prison (even though I can do it myself) and we go for chips in New Earth, 2367? I hear there's a nice new cafe in London with a balcony right under the starry night sky ;) – River

Kind of busy running for my life with the Ponds from a rather angry Tyrannosaurus Rex, how about in 5 min? – Sweetie

A dinosaur, why didn't you invite me? – River

Kind of landed a good too many years back; it wasn't necessarily planned… - Sweetie

You're right, with you nothing is planned – River

Oi! – Sweetie

But that's just part of the fun, Sweetie; it's not a bad thing – River

Oh, well…okay then. So we reached cover now, just in time, too, a caveman jumped out of nowhere and killed the poor thing. It'd been a mother… - Sweetie

It's part of life, sweetie, we both know there's nothing we can do about it – River

Yes, I know…all too well…Anyways! Amy seems tired and Rory looks sleepy, I'm going to drop them off and then we can go to that cafe you were talking about, eh? :) – Sweetie

River? – Sweetie

River!? – Sweetie

River, answer your phone, please? – Sweetie

Please, River, answer your phone! – Sweetie

What's wrong, I go get ready and when I come back I see frantic text messages from an over-protective Time Lord. ;) – River

What!? No, no I wasn't over-protective, I was just worried….that's all….. – Sweetie

Oh what I would kill to see your embarrassed face right now, are you almost here? – River

I'm not embarrassed! And yes I'm almost there…aaanndd I'm here! – Sweetie

Took you long enough ;) – River

Wait, I don't understand…..The guards are already looking for you; I thought I was going to break you out? – Sweetie

Try to find me! ;) – River

You're on! :) – Sweetie

Let's see….Oglydon, the planet of infinite diamonds, rubies, and sapphires? – Sweetie

Wrong! Although, I miss that planet…they treated me like a queen – River

Hmmm….What about Azelianor, planet of lost riches? – Sweetie

Wrong again! Sweetie, you're going to need to try a lot harder than that ;) – River

That's not fair, at least give me some clues! – Sweetie

Fine, money is memory, song is life, and tradition is fate…and eventually…death. – River

What sort of clues are those!? – Sweetie

Hopefully, hard ones. Now, try to find me! And do hurry, you don't want to be late ;) – River

Ah, River, river, river…slipped in a clue for my sake. Akhatenn it is then, Geronimo! – Sweetie

Where are you? – Sweetie

Spoilers! ;) – River

I hate it when you say that… - Sweetie

Stop scowling and find me already – River

How did you know I was scowling? Oh look, it's going to start already; I can see the Princess walking. – Sweetie

Found you. – Sweetie

Cheap trick. – River

It worked didn't it? :) – Sweetie

Wait, why are you running, I found you!? – Sweetie

Sweetie, you should know by now that I don't follow the rules. Now try to catch me, and no, you can't use your sonic screwdriver to lock on my signal. – River

Fine, I don't need to, I can catch you by myself. Should be quite easy. – Sweetie

Don't underestimate me, Doctor ;) – River

You cheated, no help from the TARDIS either – River

Too bad, I tend to cheat at a lot of things :) – Sweetie

Like death. – River

And chess. – River

That's beside the point! Now where are you? :) – Sweetie

You're off the grid, how can you be off the grid that's impossible! – Sweetie

Wait…then that must mea –Sweetie

Word of advice, next time DON'T drop the ONE and ONLY time-phone if you get scared – River

But how did you get in here? And why are we still texing when we are right in front of each other? – Sweetie

Sweetie, I was trained to kill you. Moving behind you without being seen is one of the basic and easiest things they taught me. And it's texting not 'texing'. – River

I know that! – Sweetie

And why are we still texting? – Sweetie

We're not, you are and I already set the coordinates and time, ready? – River

One, don't set the- never mind, it's our TARDIS so I have to share… and two, I'm always ready :) – Sweetie

Then stop texting and pull the lever, she won't let me do it. – River

I can't stop, it's….what's the word….ah yes addicting! Yes, texting is addicting and good girl, Sexy :) – Sweetie

Sexy? – River

It's what I call the TARDIS…..anyway, GERONIMO! :D – Sweetie

You need to say it out loud, too – River

Fine. – Sweetie

Better ;) - River