Amy? -Raggedy Man

What? -Amelia Pond

I'm bored! :C -Raggedy Man

:) Why are you bored, Time Lord? -Amelia Pond

Oh, that rhymed! :P -Amelia Pond

I'm in . :/ -Raggedy Man

What did you do this time, Doctor? -Amelia Pond

Well...I might've...accidently...married a princess? -Raggedy Man

What!? -Amelia Pond

Don't worry, it wasn't in a real chapel -Raggedy Man

At least i don't think so -Raggedy Man

Doctor! -Amelia Pond

Ahh, no need to panic, i have it all under control -Raggedy Man

Really, you have it all under control? Doctor, might i remind you that you're in jail -Amelia Pond

No, Pond, no need to remind me. Now, all i need to break free is a criminal who knows how to unlock doors. I can ask around, someone might know. -Raggedy Man

Doctor, ur in a prison, i don't think ppl there r friendly -Amelia Pond

*You're *people *are -Raggedy Man

What? -Amelia Pond

Nothing, just that you should use proper grammar when sending messages -Raggedy Man

U don't have 2 this is texting, who cares about grammar? -Amelia Pond

Pond! You should know that proper grammar is a very important...thing -Raggedy Man

Not with texting it isnt -Amelia Pond

Pond! -Raggedy Man

C'mon, Doctor, don't b such a grandpa! -Amelia Pond

I am not being a grandpa! Although, i am/was one a long time ago... -Raggedy Man

Watevr :P -Amelia Pond

Amy! -Raggedy Man

Fine, fine *Whatever you happy? -Amelia Pond

very much, thank you -Raggedy Man

... -Amelia Pond

... -Raggedy Man

Now what? -Amelia Pond

Umm... nothing actually. I just wait until the guards come to take me to my death at first light. Should be interesting, don't you think Amy? :) -Raggedy Man

No. What are going to do? :o -Amelia Pond

Hopefully, River got my message and is coming to my rescue. Believe me, it was the only choice, although knowing i owe her one sends chills down my spine -Raggedy Man

Wait, how can you send River a message? Don't tell me -Amelia Pond

Did i say message? Silly me, i meant,um...-Raggedy Man

You've been texting with my daughter!? -Amelia Pond

Ah, yes, but only a little um is that fine? -Raggedy Man

Amy? -Raggedy Man

Of course it's fine! :) You're her husband after all. So..i wonder what you two text about? *raises eyebrows deviously* -Amelia Pond

Oh just what adventures we're on at the moment :) -Raggedy Man

No, i meant- oh nevermind you wouldn't undrstand anyway. So is it almost first light yet? Over here it's barely 5 in the afternoon, can you believe it? :) -Amelia Pond

Yes, it's first light and the guards are here. Hmm they didn't notice the phone, must be because their only eye is slightly more to the left than to me. Cool, right? Now we can keep texting :) -Raggedy Man

Yes, cool. Now is River almost there? -Amelia Pond

Doctor? -Amelia Pond

Doctor are you there? Oh please be there! -Amelia Pond

Relax, mother, i'm here, i saved him. Although, the idiot got himself knocked out by a guard's arm by accident. He's in the TARDIS now, with me, unconscious -Raggedy Man

Oh thank God. What does he think he is, invincible? -Amelia Pond

Mother. -Raggedy Man

I know that was a stupid question, of course he does! -Amelia Pond

I worry about him though... -Amelia Pond

Don't we all? -Raggedy Man

You're going to delete these texts, right? If he sees them, who knows what'll happen -Amelia Pond

Yes, of course -Raggedy Man

Interesting... -Raggedy Man

What? -Amelia Pond

His phone doesn't have that option, its like he wants them to remain here, to look back on them. Probably when were gone and he needs a reminder of us, the memories we shared -Raggedy Man (~unsent - saved as draft ~)

You can't delete messages in this phone -Raggedy Man

that's weird... -Amelia Pond

I know -Raggedy Man

He's waking up, quick give me an idea of what he should do in exchange for this favor ;) -Raggedy Man

He should wear a dress for a day or take you on a date or let you fool around with his hair ok no, scratch that, um...or or or...oh i don't know! just something embarrasing! ;) -Amelia Pond

I like the sound of that. Alright, something embarrasing it is! ;) -Raggedy Man

Text me the details! or fix your phone to be able to text my time, i know the Doctor taught you some thingy-majigy about things like that -Amelia Pond

Of course he did but not something as complex as that, i'll ask him to do it himself ;) he won't be able to resist, i know how to push his buttons ;) -Raggedy Man

You sneaky girl you, Mommy's proud! ;D -Amelia Pond

Alright, goodbye mother, i love you :) -Raggedy Man

Love u 2! :) -Amelia Pond

Mother -Raggedy Man

oh not u 2! -Amelia Pond

Grammar? No not that. I was going to ask what 2 tell the Doctor so he'll stop texting you and not see our conversation -Raggedy Man

Oh, just say i need my beauty sleep, that should do it. He's awfully worried when it comes to our health :) -Amelia Pond

Same. :) -Raggedy Man

Goodbye :) -Raggedy Man

Bye, Melody :D -Amelia Pond