Hello, beautiful. It's Jack, from the coffee shop yesterday. so i was wondering if you wanted to get lunch there right now, what d'you say? :) -Unknown Number

I'm sorry, Jack who? -Wrong Number (the Doctor)

Cpt. Jack Harkness, ma'am :) -Unknown Number (JacktheFlirt)

... -Wrong Number (the Doctor)

Hello, u still there? -Unknown Number (JacktheFlirt)

Um no. Sorrry, you've got the wrong number. Goodbye. -Wrong Number (the Doctor)

Wait! Who are you then? :) -Unknown Number (JacktheFlirt)

Noone now goodbye. -Wrong Number (the Doctor)

C,mon. At least tell me youre name :) -Unknown Number (JacktheFlirt)

No. Now leave me alone. -Wrong Number (the Doctor)

First name, c'mon! Or last name, either 1 is fine :) -Unknown Number (JacktheFlirt)

No is no, Jack! -Wrong Number (the Doctor)

So...i know you then? if you answer with my name then you must know me, right? Good, now i can guess who you are :) -Unknown Number (JacktheFlirt)

No...no i don't know you and you don't know me so...stop messaging me! -Wrong Number (the Doctor)

Nope! So hmm... are you from Earth? I have a lot of friends from Earth -Unknown Number (JacktheFlirt)

Nyes yes i am. So...you have friends not from Earth? um cool -Wrong Number (the Doctor)

U were going to say no. So not from Earth. So what's your planet? Is it amazing? Does it suck? Are you ruler there? Are you like a beginner to texting because you reply insanely slow. -Unknown Number (JacktheFlirt)

I do not! Fine, i'm not from Earth!Yes it is, no it doesn't, no i'm not, and no i'm not a begginer! ...its just hard to find some keys sometimes... -Wrong Number (the Doctor)

Fine then tell me where you're from! I'm dying of curiousity here! -Unknown Number (JacktheFlirt)

Hello? -Unknown Number (JacktheFlirt)

If i do then will you stop messaging me? -Wrong Number (the Doctor)

Yes. I'm waiting! -Unknown Number (JacktheFlirt)

...The sky's a bright orange, with a citadel enclosed in a mighty glass dome... shining under the twin suns...beyond that the mountains go on forever, slopes of crimson red grass capped with snow... the trees with leaves of silver... -Wrong Number (the Doctor)

..is that what you wanted to know? -Wrong Number (the Doctor)

...No, not like this... -Unknown Number (JacktheFlirt)

So Doctor, where are you? ;) -Unknown Number (JacktheFlirt)

Oh no. no no no no! You are not coming here no not now! -Wrong Number (the Doctor)

Why? don't ya miss me? ;) -Unknown Number (JacktheFlirt)

No...a little... but not enough for you to tag along. again. -Wrong Number (the Doctor)

You sure? It does get pretty boring on Mondays... ;) -Unknown Number (JacktheFlirt)

It's a Monday? hmm interesting -Wrong Number (the Doctor)

Yes it's a Monday! What day is it over there, where evr u r? -Unknown Number (JacktheFlirt)

Friday...or Saturday...Maybe Sunday? -Wrong Number (the Doctor)

You don't know? Ha yep it's you. Same old Doctor from back in the day. -Unknown Number (JacktheFlirt)

Oi! it hasn't been that long! ...has it? -Wrong Number (the Doctor)

xD yes it has. 50 years long enough 4 u? :) -Unknown Number (JacktheFlirt)

No not remotely close. :) fine i'm in London looking for... -Wrong Number (the Doctor)

Who? -Unknown Number (JacktheFlirt)

Doctor? -Unknown Number (JacktheFlirt)

And what year!? -Unknown Number (JacktheFlirt)

Geez i hate it when you do this... :( -Unknown Number (JacktheFlirt)

I just saw the most famous detective! Woohoo! That was cool! :D -Wrong Number (the Doctor)

What detective? -Unknown Number (JacktheFlirt)

You know, Holmes and Watson the famous pair! no... ring a bell? -Wrong Number (the Doctor)

Oh...no idk. Oh wait i think i do. What year? -Unknown Number (JacktheFlirt)

Hello? -Unknown Number (JacktheFlirt)

Not again. :( -Unknown Number (JacktheFlirt)

Ok sorry Jack i was running from the police. They're gone now, im hiding behind a dumpster with Amy :) -Wrong Number (the Doctor)

Who's Amy? What happened to... -Unknown Number (JacktheFlirt)

Rose? ...she's gone. with another me. a clone with one heart...anyways! Amy is a lively girl. We've had tons of adventures already! the crack in her wall, the weeping angels, the daleks they're back,the vile creatures! but we beat them. again. great huh? :) -Wrong Number (the Doctor)

Seems like a nice girl, when can i meet her? :) -Unknown Number (JacktheFlirt)

You can't -Wrong Number (the Doctor)

What!? Why not? i won't steal her from you i promise -Unknown Number (JacktheFlirt)

What!? No no no no no! we're just friends! how could you think- besides she has Rory :) and you just can't. it'll just get complicated...sorry.. -Wrong Number (the Doctor)

It's fine. so who's rory? you have his phone number? ;) -Unknown Number (JacktheFlirt)

No i don't. of course i wouldn't. i mean hes my friend yes but that would just be weird and awkward and and weird. he's Amy's childhood friend. -Wrong Number (the Doctor)

Chill, Doc. I'm just joking with u. so childhood friend, huh? looks like you've got yourself a little gang now ;) -Unknown Number (JacktheFlirt)

Yes, it does doesn't it :) -Wrong Number (the Doctor)

Yeah. so why don't we go to America for some pizza? i hear in Utah they have the largest slices of pepperoni ever ;) -Unknown Number (JacktheFlirt)

Um i can't. i have an...appointment with someone in 10 minutes in Argolis. i'm sorry -Wrong Number (the Doctor)

It's a date with a woman isn't it? -Unknown Number (JacktheFlirt)

What? no, ha of course not, why would you think that? -Wrong Number (the Doctor)

Still bad at lying even while texting. So who's the lucky girl? -Unknown Number (JacktheFlirt)

Its not a date! ...Dr. River Song. it's just an appointment, nothing more. -Wrong Number (the Doctor)

Really, Doctor? An appointment in a luxury resort? -Unknown Number (JacktheFlirt)

Yes... -Wrong Number (the Doctor)

Suurree. Well don't think this is goodbye, because i will message you again. Later, doctor ;) -Unknown Number (JacktheFlirt)

Bye, captain.-Wrong Number (the Doctor)

So...is she beautiful? ;) -Unknown Number (JacktheFlirt)

None of your business! -Wrong Number (the Doctor)

Fine, fine. ;) -Unknown Number (JacktheFlirt)


Okay I just had to include him! ;) If you like, tell me in a review, oh and I might not update for a while because I have no internet :''''( but R&R and tell me some of your ideas! :)