Chapter 1:
The Subspace Emissary begins
"Welcome to the Smasher's Domain's 3rd annual competition. Hosted by princesses Peach and Zelda." the announcer said. He pointed his finger to the two princesses above.
"Now," the announcer said, "the moment you've all been waiting for. Let the championship begin. On my right, he's the famous Italian plumber. Our current champion, Mario!" He pointed to the trophy that popped out of a warp pipe. It revealed Mario.
"And," the announcer said. "On my left, the ever-so trying, pink ball, or any of that sort Kirby!" The pink friendly Smasher Kirby came from his Warp Star which got destroyed in the process.
"On your marks, get set, BRAWL!" yelled the announcer. From above the princesses were watching the battle in amazement.
"Go, Mario." said Peach. From above the Mid-air Stadium, a young Smasher not regarded as the best as he was surprisingly not given any appearance from the last two tournaments. His name was Pit. Despite his many trials, he never made it into Super Smash Bros. 64 or Super Smash Bros Melee. Looking down on the two competitor's with amazement, he wonders to himself, 'I wish I could get back into action'.
"The battle is now close, Mario and Kirby have taken mega-damage from each others attack. Who will win now?" said the announcer. The crowd was roaring in excitement. Just then, a Smash Ball appeared.
"Holy Mother of Earthbound, a Smash Ball appeared. Who shall get it first and become the new champion?" said the announcer. Spoken too soon, Mario got the Smash Ball and unleashed the Mario Finale on Kirby thus making the Smasher turn into a trophy.
"And," the announcer said, "Our winner is Mario!" The crowed cheered after the match. Mario took of his cap saying "It's-a-me, Mario". Mario revived Kirby and the two shook hands showing a sign of peace between the two. Just then, a strange-looking airship arrived. Kirby became shocked to see this.
"Oh Kirod (made up name for the God of all Kirbys), It's Meta-Knight and King Dedede." said Kirby.
"Why would they both want revenge on you?" Mario asked.
"Well, that's the Halberd, Meta-Knight's ship. And I inhaled a piece of King Dedede's Won-Ton Instant Noodles." said Kirby.
"Did you turn into Noodles?" asked Mario. He never got a response because Shadow Bugs came down into the Stadium. Peach and Zelda looked horrified at these new creatures. No one has ever seen something as weird as this. The two girls joined Mario and Kirby to fight the monsters.
After a really complicated battle involving turnips, fire, bombs, and Inhaling...
"Well then," Zelda said, "I'd say mission accomplished." Everyone did their signature poses. Kirby was doing his famous dance which made it into the 'So You think you can do a Dance Move' by fighters coming in behind Mario's signature Cap Removal. Peach took out her umbrella and started dancing around with it. Zelda did a mystical pose that who-knows-what it meant in Hyrulean standards.
"Not Accomplished." came the Robotic Voice of Ancient Minister. He was hovering with a Subspace Bomb attached to him.
"This Bomb shall consume this stadium within a matter of minutes." the Ancient Minister said.
"Who are you," asked Kirby, "Because you look familiar."
"Call me Ancient Minister."
Calling Ancient Minister. Mario had his SuperPhone with him.
"What?" Mario asked. After that awkward moment passed, the Ancient Minister dropped the Subspace Bomb. Two R.O.B Units came out and activated the Subspace Bomb.
Mario came in, charged in and said, "THIS IS SPARTA!" Though no one knew what he meant by that. He blasted out by a cannonball from the vicious Petty Piranha.
"And," said the announcer, "We have a new-" but he became cut short and was sent off flying into the forest. At that moment Kirby was staring trying to remember what just happened. Then, he heard the screams of the two princesses. Kirby went all ultra-powered and charged with full strength at Petey Piranha.
"How do I defeat this thing?" Kirby asked.
"Well, Mario defeated it with his F.L.U.D.D machine." said Peach.
"Well, since I don't have a Chef, a bubble, the F.L.U.D.D, or the Smash Ball. I guess I have to go at full force" said Kirby. He rammed up into the big monster and started doing many random things to annoy it as much as possible. Petey Piranha finally slipped and exploded. Peach was flown out and Kirby grabbed her. Zelda, on the other hand, crashed to the ground. Just then, Wario arrived.
"Well, well, well," Wario said tauntingly, "If it isn't Peach and Kirby. Where's your boyfriend Mario?" No one replied to him because he should've read the text above.
"None of that matters now," said Wario, "'Cause I got this." He pulled out the Dark Cannon. He aimed it directly at Zelda. The cannon produced an arrow and within a flash Zelda reverted back into a trophy state.
"You can do all this for free. Just go contact your local Subspace Army factory, pledge yourself to the Subspace Army, and you can petrify your enemies! So go get your Dark canon and become a member." And Wario jumped up back into the Halberd.
"Awkward." said Kirby.
"Well then," said Peach, "Let's run out of here because it's gonna blow." The two Smashers made it out on time as the Mid-Air Stadium becmae engulfed inside a void of nothingness. Peach and Kirby escaped on Kirby's Warp Star.
Within the Capital of Skyworld:
From the Skypad, Pit was watching the Explosion of the Subspace go off. In shock, he seen the goddess Palutena.
"Young hero," Palutena began, "You have went through many trials to save me from Medusa (because the Gods were to busy fighting off Typhon at the moment and locked themselves up due to this guy named Peter Johnson or something like that). From your training at Camp Half-Blood, I entrust you with my trusty weapon, the Bow του φωτός, or Bow of Light." And she disappeared.
"Well then," Pit said, "I better contact Percy Jackson about this." He went through his Skyphone and said, "Yo, Siri, Goddess of the Answers, accept my offering. Show me Percy Jackson" From the Skyphone, he saw Percy Jackson on an airship with some unknown demigods and an unknown Satyr.
"Gah," said this Mexican Dude, "Weird Angel guy trying to hack into my systems."
"I'll go get it." said the Satyr.
"Ah, don't do it Gleason Hedge. He's just a reflection on the Screen. Leo, this my friend Pit." said Percy.
"Hey Percy," said Pit, "I'm finally on an adventure after 21 years."
"Hey, aren't you Ben Foster from X-men 3?" asked a Cherokee girl.
"Oh, sorry to say this, but as Percy said, I'm Pit from Kid Icarus.
"Oh," said the Cherokee girl, "I guess I have to introduce ourselves as well. I'm Piper. The Blonde girl is Annabeth, the French-American girl is Hazel, the Chinese-Canadian boy is Frank, and this Handsome guy," elbowing his arm, "is Jason."
"Right, so I gotta go now but first, beware of the Twilight series because Leo and Frank might get some ideas on how to-" Pit was cut off by the screen.
"Well, darn my luck." Pit said. He ran out of the house and free-fell from the sky and started gliding gently. He made way into a platform into a solid floating rock. He was scouting his surroundings when the Halberd appeared. It came into his direction and started releasing Shadow Bugs. The Shadow Bugs formed Primids and began encasing in Pit. Pit unafraid on the outcome split his bow in two to make daggers.
He yelled out "The fight is on!" and charged up on all of them. He ended to a clearing where he saw a trophy in the middle of nowhere. He flew down and saw that the trophy was on the verge of falling far down bellow. Thinking quickly, he grabbed and went back to the clearing. He read on the Trophy Base:Mario
A familiar overall-clad figure who is Nintendo's flagship character. His courage and jumping ability have seen him through countless adventures. He's a multi-talented plumber with the knowledge of a physician, a top-notch golfer, and a veteran tennis umpire. Is his jumping prowess a boon from his girder-climbing days?
'So this is the great hero from bellow' Pit thought. He revived Mario and...
"It's-a-me, Mario," said Mario, "And-who in the name of Merlon are you?"
"I'm Pit," Pit said though Mario gave him a puzzled look, "You know from the game Kid Icarus."
"Nope. This-is-a-case just like where everyone does not know who-the-heck Luigi is." said Mario. "I wonder where he is now."
In the plains a solo Smasher, Luigi wonders through the field. Luigi met a kid in green and looked like Link.
"Excuse me Luigi," said the kid, "Do you know where my Mic is?"
"Whoa," Luigi said jumping back, "I don't know you but how do you know me? I don't even know you."
"Oh," said the boy, "I'm Link, but people call me Toon Link due to me being a carbonized figure of Link."
"Huh," said Luigi, "Looks like we're both outcasts, huh?"
"Yeah, well I got to go through the Lost Woods again so good-bye." said Toon Link.
"Wait, let me come with you." said Luigi.
Through that intermission, our two heroes managed to make it out of the area alive.
"Well-that-was a-shorter-time then I'd-have-thought." said Mario.
"Could you stop speaking Italian for once?" said Pit.
"Sorry about this. The Programmers made me speak Italian," said Mario, "Though they were Japanese and made me look like a Mexican."
"What?" asked Pit. As they were soon interrupted by the Halberd. And they saw Kirby and Peach as well and an Airwing zooming past.
Peach and Kirby were gliding peacefully on Kirby's Warp Star (seriously, where does he get this stuff). They were going just fine when an Airwing came.
"Holly StarRods!" Kirby said in exclamation. He crashed into the Halberd as a result.
On the Halberd, the monitors were blaring.
"God," Mr. Game and Watch said, "We seriously need to replace the Horn, it's getting super annoying." He was talking to his clones which said nothing more but murmurs.
"Anyway," Mr. Game and Watch said, "Who's on our radar?"
"Umm..." said a clone, "It's Wolf and he wants revenge BAD!"
"Seriously," Mr. Game and Watch said, "I'm never paid enough to do this. Clones 3 and 4, fire the guns. Clone 2, man the Combo Canon."
However, not all that one sees can be believable. The Smasher who was inside the Airwing was Fox McCloud. He was sent in by General Peppy to infiltrate Team Star Wolf through his AirPad. He was closing in knowing that this is where Wolf is seen last. Suddenly, he was attacked by a massive claw.
"No, my prized ship! I shall get revenge on you Wolf!" he yelled. However, he readied himself for this. He contacted ROB 64.
"ROB, send in the Airwing Shield." Fox said.
"But Fox," the robot said, "I hasn't been tested yet."
"I don't care. It should probably be used in the battlefield. It could probably save me when I'm going down now." Fox said.
"If you say so, Sir." the robot said. He transported it to the cockpit carrier above. Fox put on the Airwing Shield. He had no idea where it came from but he went down and into the Lake near the Forest.
"Augggh! We're going to crash." said Kirby. They did and suddenly they were flung out of the Halberd and fell down towards a bunch of clouds.
"Peach," said Kirby, "Are you okay?"
"Yeah," Peach said, "I'm fine."
"I don't think anybody saw THAT coming." said Kirby. They traveled on making it safely to the ground. They saw a clear, lake nearby.
References: Pokemon Ranger, 'So You Think You Can Dance', The Movie '300', Super Mario games, Percy Jackson, Star Fox 64.