Chapter 2: Don't Make Me Angry
In the coolness of the tropical jungle, the Koopa King Bowser, comes back into his animate state from the Dedede Brooch that he nicked of from King Dedede. Awakened, he turns to his loyal army.
"Today, my minions, is the time for us to conquer this Jungle. Two Smashers, Diddy and Donkey Kong are inhabiting this area right now. If we Trophize them, preferably Donkey Kong, we should be able to take over the world with ease. I'm tired of the Mario Bros of wining. It should be called Super Bowser Bros. We shall do this for the reclamation of the Trophies Domain!" said Bowser. Well, somebody didn't read the prologue. The minions cheered for the King's Speech.
In union, they yelled, "All Hail Bowser, the Koopa King! All Hail the Creator, Master Hand!"
"Excellent, my minions," said Bowser, "Here's our plan: We get the DK Banana Brand. Carry them over to the Bowser Carrier and drive it back to here. If they fall for it, we should be able to come back with one or two trophies. If they don't, we shall make the Bananas and turn them into smoothies."
Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong woke up this morning to find that the Bananas were gone. Diddy Kong, a new player, was invited to Brawl by a last second decision. Diddy Kong glared at Donkey Kong.
"Did you eat all the Bananas last night?" Diddy Kong accused.
"I didn't do it. Besides, our house got raided." Donkey Kong proved. There were teeth marks and boots, all lying everywhere. Their Monkey TV was broken the Kii was damaged. Donkey and Diddy Kong looked at each other.
"You know what time it is?" said Diddy Kong.
"The Kong Time!"" they both said.
The Kong Time.
Come fellow monkeys.
As we travel to distant lands.
Diddy Kong
and his Uncle Donkey Kong.
Together it's The Kong Time!
The two Kongs found that their yard was filled with Koopas and Goombas. Donkey Kong found it easy to defeat the mob. Diddy, however, was having difficulty. Donkey Kong took notice of this.
"Diddy, I'll clear a path for you." the Great Ape said. He stormed through the army wave like a snowplow. He was slamming and punching like his friend Mario.
"I wonder how he's doing?" wondered Donkey Kong.
Mario and Pit were chasing the Ancient Minister through the Plains. They were so close to their path of destiny. Mario jumped up to the Ancient Minster but with no avail. Then Pit, suddenly jumped on Mario's head but missed the Ancient Minister as well. Pit landed softly but Mario fell face first.
"Darn," Pit said, "We were so close to getting him."
Mario, now angry, yelled, "Mamamia! What the Hell was that for!"
"Well, I couldn't fly that far and my-" Pit tried to say.
"I don't care for your excuse. Your going to get a taste of Italian Rage!" said an angry Mario. Mario chased Pit all the way to the Lake Shore.
Donkey Kong finally reached the edge of the cliff. There, he saw Bowser Carrier on the road. It fired three Bullet Bills at once! Just then, Diddy Kong appeared with his Peanut Popguns.
"Diddy Kong to the rescue!" yelled Diddy Kong. He shot two peanuts at two Bullet Bills but there was still one left. Quickly, he flipped around just to destroy that last one. Diddy Kong landed and he and Donkey Kong made an Epic Pose with the explosion firing in the background.
"Not bad for a rookie." Donkey Kong said.
"Well then, are going to stand here and chat like Cranky Kong?" said Diddy Kong.
"You're right," Donkey Kong said, "Let's chase them by foot."
"Or," Diddy said, "We could use my Rocket Barrels." Just then, a guy with a fear of barrels arrived. He saw the barrels and freaked out.
"Barrels! Why are you here?" he yelled. He smashed it with this convincing mallet and destroyed it. He left the scene afterwords.
"Fine then," Diddy Kong said, "We'll attack them by foot." So the two Kongs went on a outrageous, unnecessary trip where they could have taken the elevator that Bowser accidentally left (It's a secret to all). At last, they reached the Sacred Banana hoard.
"Finally," said Diddy Kong, "Time to dig in and enjoy this feast." The two Kongs started beating their chests but they were rudely interrupted by Bowser.
"Well, well, well," Bowser said, "Look who we have here? Isn't it the Donkey and the Elephant?"
"But Bowser," said Donkey Kong, "It isn't close to the elections yet. Plus, Obama won so you're bets on McCain were worthless. Plus, you still owe me $2,000 for the last bet and $3,000 from the other bet."
"Oh, I owe you something all right." said Bowser taking out the Dark Cannon.
"No, you owe something to me," said Diddy Kong, "Don't make me angry because nobody trash talks to my uncle besides me and talk about your Dragon Breathe. It stiiiiiiiiiiiinks!" Diddy Kong was Giant Punched by Donkey Kong, by last second thinking. Donkey Kong was hit by the Dark Cannon and was reverted back into a trophy.
"Mwuhahaha!" said Bowser. "One down and another to go."
Diddy Kong woke up from his nap. He remembered that Donkey Kong was taken by Bowser. He stood up and hopped from tree-to-tree. At last, he reached a beautiful lake but a wrecked Airwing was seen to the side. The monkey hid because he saw an unfamiliar presence.
Within the Lake, the legendary Pokemon, Rayquaza rests in his slumber. He awaits in the lake for the challengers who were supposed to challenge Kyogre and Groundon. A challenger approaches the lake. This Smasher is Pokemon Trainer Red. Red was sent into Brawl due to an invitation sent to him. They were cheering for him at Professor Oak's Place as Red remembered the moment...
"Why can't I come?"whined Gold.
"Because you're too ignorant to listen to orders." said Crystal.
"It's probably because you're going to miss me, Super Serious Gal."said Gold. He was whacked upside in the face by Emerald. Blue and Green, came to greet Red.
"Well then," said Green, "After a while, you're off to an adventure. You got my Charizard still?"
"Yeah, I do," said Red, "Do you think that this face would show a horrible trainer?"
"I was about to set up a series of plays involving all the Pokedex Holders but since you're gone for a while..."said Blue.
"Relax, you two," said Red, "I'm going to be okay." Just then, Bill arrived.
"Sorry I'm late." he said panting and trying to keep in some air.
"Why are you late?" asked Green.
"I was busy finishing up an invention for Red on his journey. Then, Daisy decided to make-out with me." Suddenly, Green goes in a freak rage and starts beating Bill up. Then, Gold comes up feeling much better.
"Hey Red," said Gold, "You know that experiment that I was doing with your and Blue's Pokemon?"
"Yes, why?" Red said uncertainly.
"Well, I got a baby Bulbasaur, Squirtle, and Igglypuff as a result so I decided to give them to you as a present for your journey." said Gold.
"Really?" said Red.
"Well, it was Yellow's idea." said Gold.
"Well, tell her that I said thanks and that I have to look for them because you accidentally released them," said Red, "Plus your Pichu ran away as well." Bill came back with a lot of bruises.
"Hey Red," Bill said, "Here's your gift."A VS Seeker was given to him.
"What it this for?"asked Red.
"Well," Bill said, "Since your human, this thing will let you survive through most circumstances. People get turned into a trophy when defeated in that realm."
So Red went on his journey through the Smasher's Domain. He managed to get Squirtle easily but he never found Bulbasaur or Igglybuff. He reached the Lake where Rayquayza was resting.
'Remember, this for Gold. You owe him for the Pokemon and he still owes something for Crystal. Getting Rayquayza will impress Crystal for Gold.' Red thought. He sent out Green's Charizard but it got easily knocked out. Red ran away from that area and into The Ruined Zoo to train his Squirtle.
Diddy Kong came out of his hiding spot and went near the lake to get a drink. He was surprised to see Rayquaza come out of the lake.
The legendary Sky High Pokemon roared, "WHY ARE YOU HERE, IGNORANT FOOLS. DIDN'T YOU READ THE SIGN!" and he blasted the Airwing with a Hyper Beam. The Airwing was caught in flames. Diddy Kong looked at it in horror. Rayquayza then, swiped the young monkey with his claws. Just then, coming out of the Airwing was Fox McCloud.
He came in and shouted, "Fox Illusion!" where Fox made a boosted figure of himself which surprised Rayquayza and let go off Diddy Kong, thus making the monkey in mid-air. Fox turned around and grabbed Diddy Kong to safety. Rayquayza created a Hyper Beam at Fox.
Fox said, "Go! Go! Reflector!" and it reflected the Hyper Beam back at Rayquayza. Rayquayza fainted and was unable to battle. Diddy Kong started to dance the Dougie while Fox did an Indiana Jones. Fox tried to leave the scene but Diddy Kong held him back.
"Where do you think you're going?" said Diddy.
"Somewhere to get medical needs." said Fox.
"But Donkey Kong needs help." said Diddy Kong begging.
"Well, he still owes me for the time he crashed my Airwing and that time he ate all my bananas." said Fox.
"Well he could pay you back later." said Diddy Kong.
"Whatever." said Fox and began to leave again. Diddy Kong stopped him and started dragging Fox by the color.
'This is going to be one long day.' thought Fox. They made many long detours until they reached a clearing.
"Well camp here for the night." said Fox.
"I'll get the Bananas." said Diddy Kong.
Fox started the fire with his blaster and surprisingly pulled out a sleeping bag from his pocket. Diddy Kong then started to sing a song.
Diddy Kong:
Lets gather around the campfire
And sing our campfire song
Our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song
And if you don't think that we can sing it faster then you're wrong
But it'll help if you just sing along
Diddy Kong:
C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song
C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song
And if you don't think that we can sing it faster then you're wrong
But it'll help if you just sing along
Fox:...
Diddy Kong: Okay
It'll help
It'll help
If you just sing along!
O Yea!
They soon went to sleep into the night but then someone decided to pull a prank on them by sending them down a raft. The first one to wake up was Fox.
"Ugh," he said, "Stop shaking me Diddy Kong, its only 3 AM." He got some water splashed on his face mistaking it for pee.
"Seriously, Diddy?" He woke up and saw that they were on a raft. Fox went over to Diddy Kong and shook the monkey.
"Hey, hey," Diddy Kong said, "It's 3 AM Fox."
"Well thanks for noticing Captain Obvious but were on a raft!" yelled Fox.
"What?" said Diddy Kong. He got the grogginess out of his eyes and his eyes grew as wide as pie holes.
"Incoming Bullet Bills!" yelled Fox. The two Smashers tried their best to shake them off but there were too many. Finally, they grew tired and the Bullet Bills sunk the raft. The two Smashers were drifted to the bank.
"Fox!" Diddy Kong yelled. He swam over to the pilot and dragged him until the monkey passed out.
A few hours later...
"Fox, Fox," said Diddy, "Wake up already." Fox looked up his surroundings.
"So, we survived?" asked Fox.
"Yes, we did."said Diddy.
"Thank you," said Fox, "You did something good for once."
"Well," said Diddy Kong, "It's the least I could do and besides, it's better than General Peppy telling you 'Do a Barrel Roll!' 24/7."
"I remember that time. He always yelled that and it cost a lot of money from Corneria's budget." said Fox. After a moment of silence Fox began to talk.
"So let's go on with our journey." said Fox. They reached another clearing where (DUNH DUNH DUNH) Bowser was.
"Bowser, I want my revenge!" said Diddy Kong. But Bowser didn't reply.
"What's up with all the death clearings?" murmured Fox but it was so low that no one else could hear him.
"Oh, you asked for it!" yelled Diddy. Fox was lying by the sidelines while he watched Diddy Kong own Bowser's hide. It was in a matter of seconds till Bowser was defeated.
"Well then," said Diddy Kong, "All's fair in a Brawl." So Diddy tried to revive Bowser but he disintegrated into Shadow Bugs. Fox realized this and warns Diddy Kong.
"Diddy," Fox said, "It's a trap!"
"Huh?" said Diddy. A Dark Arrow came from nowhere and Bowser (the real version) appeared but it missed Diddy Kong completely.
"Stupid thing." Bowser said. He aimed it one more time but aimed it at Fox. Fox Illusionized his movement and grabbed Diddy Kong and jumped off a cliff.
"Just you wait and see. I am the superior MASTER!"
Please Review. I like to see on how I could work on this.
References: The King's Speech, Adventure Time, Wii, Ape Escape 3 (Yes, I know its not from Nintendo but ask them about Sonic the Hedgehog.), Pewdipie, Pokemon Special, Power Rangers, the Dougie, Indiana Jones, Spongebob, Star Fox original.