Chapter 3: The Ruined Zoo, Fortress, and Hammer:
In the ruined zoo, a boy with Elvis-styled hair is walking while kicking a can. This boy is Lucas. The very Smasher that never wanted a part of this mess but got drafted in by mistake when they mistaken Lucas for Claus. He was kicking a can and complaining to himself.
"Stupid dare, why oh why did I, Lucas, leave my home?" the Psi boy complained. He kept on walking until he saw the Shadow Bugs form out of nowhere.
"What the Heck?" Lucas said. Suddenly, he heard a giant sound behind him. Slowly, he turned around and... it was a King Porky Statue.
"Holy Starstorm!" yelled Lucas. He ran away from the giant statue as it was giving chase. Lucas would've gotten away but he tripped over a branch. The Porky statue was so close to crushing Lucas.
"Please, please, don't kill me! I will polish your shoes! I will start making fireworks for free on the 4th of July! I will even clean your comic book collection!" sobbed Lucas.
"PK Thunder!" A thunderbolt came from nowhere and it hit the King Porky statue so hard that it fell to the ground. The statue shook it off and matched its opponents height in the sky.
"PK Flash!" a very green pulse comes out and it startles the statue within and it explodes upon contact. The Psi user comes down. This is the veteran Smasher Ness.
"You okay kid?" said Ness.
"Your, your one of the Psi children!" exclaimed Lucas.
"Yes, yes I am," said Ness, "Who are you?"
"I'm Lucas from Earthbound 3." said Lucas.
"Okay then, Lucas," said Ness, "We can't talk here all day because we got Porky Minch right here. We need to destroy him once and for all. I'll teach you some of my techniques later. Just watch." And Ness stormed of to Porky's mech.
"Finally!" said Porky. "Someone notices I'm here." But since he was in his mech, no one could hear him. Ness charged up against Porky and started whacking the machine with his bat. Porky then started sending out some clones to corner Ness.
"Oh No!" exclaimed Lucas "Ness is in trouble." So he got up, picked up a stick, and started whacking many clones as well.
"No!" said Porky, "Not-my-very-overly-expensive-clones-that-I-conveniently-put-in-the-back generator!" But again, no one could hear him.
"What did he say?" asked Lucas.
"I think he said 'Eat my very powerful laser!' or 'Go to the Gigayas.'" said Ness.
"We really need a Porky-to-English/Japanese urban dictionary." said Lucas. Well Porky heard the laser-part, so he started hovering and firing lasers with his search-lights.
"He can do that?" asked Ness.
"Anything's possible in the world of Earthbound/Mother." said Lucas. Thankfully, once he started hovering, his machine started malfunctioning and the lasers didn't do any damage. The two Psi boys took out their bats sticks and started beating the machine up until it exploded.
"Alright Ness, we did it!" said Lucas. The two started doing their signature poses. Lucas and Ness pointed at each other and did an electrical finger pose. They started doing a match and Lucas won and was about to get the money but then Wario, looking at the two, came and surprised attacked them. Lucas then became very scared.
"Surprise!" said Wario. "Hope you two had a fun game because it will be your last." He pulled out his Dark Cannon and started shoot one at Ness.
"Is that the best you got, fatty?" taunted Ness.
"Well I missed because you were moving." said Wario. And he shot some more and missed again. He noticed Lucas standing there.
"Finally," Wario said, "Some easy prey." He shot it at Lucas. Ness turned around and he pushed Lucas out-of-the-way.
"No Ness!" said Lucas, "You were my only friend!" His Rope Snake came out of his pocket.
'Hiss' it said (Really?). Wario came up to Lucas and stared at him.
"What are you going to do, Chicken?" said Wario.
"DON'T CALL ME A CHICKEN!" yelled Lucas.
"So what are you going to do, hero?" taunted Wario.
"I'm going to run away like a chicken and cry." said Lucas as he got up and ran. Rain was pouring as he ran. Wario, on the other-hand, was looking at Ness' trophy and laughing like a maniac.
Lucas ran for a long time. By the time he stopped, he walked from there on. He kept on thinking to himself 'Why didn't I save Ness on time?' over and over until he bumped into the Pokémon Trainer Red.
"Hey, kid," said Red, "You better watch where your going. This place teeming with Primids." He pointed to the mob of recently formed Primids in front of him.
"Watch how the masters do it." said Red. He took out a small sphere which grew as he pushed the button. It started shaking until Red threw it and yelled "GO SQUIRTLE!" and the Tiny Turtle Pokémon came out.
"Squirtle," Red said, "Use Water Gun to clear out a section!"
'Squirt' it said and it washed away some Primids.
"Now use Withdraw to harden your shell!" It retreated into a shell in which Red used it as a shield against some Scope Primids as they were firing and their missiles being fired back at them.
"Now finish it off with Waterfall!" The Pokémon started forming a wave out of nowhere and the Primids are blasted off into the sky.
"And that's how you do it." said Red. "See ya, kid." Lucas stands there but he remembers the money that Ness still owes him.
"Wait up for me!" he said.
From the ruined battlefield, the Ancient Minister looks at his two comrades as they are about to commit suicide.
'It's a pity thing' he thought to himself.
"Relax Boss," said one unit reading his Bosses eyes glowing dimly, "It's for the greater good."
"We will see you later." said the other. The Bomb explodes and the area became engulfed in seconds. An army of Primids form with the Ancient Minister leading it. From the battlefield fortress, a Japanese-speaking Smasher named Marth sees the explosion and the Primids.
"オハイオ州のNO" he said, "ではない再び"
The knight raised his sword and exclaims, "これは私の王国です"So he charges in and starts raiding the enemies while singing a song in Japanese as he attacked his enemies.
私は世界を支配するために使用
私は言葉を与えたときのチャンクがロードすることになり
今すぐ毎晩私は積み込み出掛ける
私は殺すために使用さ暴徒から身を隠す
彼らはかつて恐れた
私は彼らの目を覗き込んだ毎回
村人たちは自分の道を応援するでしょう
主人公のために私はそれは彼らが言うだろう何だった
一分、我々はそれをすべて持っていた
私たちの世界が落ちるようになった次
アウェイそれは一度になっていたことすべてから
彼らはすべての私の大声で助けを求めたが、私はしびれてそこに立っていた
私は無限の地平線にオフに注視
日差しの中で遊んでNoteblockの合唱
私の剣を振るうとを拾うラウンド'を回し
一度強制悪モブが得たブレード
そして1日は、この混沌と願っています
破壊はより良いものになります
手には決して弓
私は土地を支配したときに、それがあった
それがつるとスケルトンだった
でドアや箱入りの私たちを吹き飛ばした
光のような縞模様でジュルジュル矢印
私が滞在し、戦うためにできることすべてを試してみました
アンデッドが通りを歩き回ったように
家族は私の足元に壊れた
人生そのものがスレッドによって中断
ああ、なぜそれは私が死んでいなかったということです
私は無限の地平線にオフに注視
日差しの中で遊んでNoteblockの合唱
私の剣を振るうとを拾うラウンド'を回し
一度強制悪モブが得たブレード
この戦いは私が殺されておくべき場合
私はHerobrineが私の名前を呼び出していることを知って
よりよい立場を取る
私は土地を支配したときに、それがあった
At last, the knight reached the area of the Subspace Bomb. After looking at it for a short time, he was ambushed by Meta-Knight.
"I-want-my-ship-back!" Meta-Knight yelled.
"何隻-アール - あなた - 話 –どうですか？"asked Marth.
Meta-Knight was surprised by the way the guy spoke. When the game Super Smash Bros Brawl came out internationally, all the characters learned to speak English (except for the Pokémon). Marth had no-to-little games outside Japan so he couldn't speak English fluently.
"What?" said Meta-Knight. The two started clashing their swords together creating sparks and tension. This fight was shortly interrupted by Primids who ambushed them by both sides.
Slash, slash. Two slashes and the Primids were cut in half. The two knights looked at each other and turned to their surroundings. The were surrounded by a wave of Primids.
"Truce?" Meta-Knight asked.
"休戦"Marth said.
"I'll take this as a yes." said Meta-Knight. The twosome began attacking all the enemies with slashes and they cleared out in a matter of seconds. They saw the Ancient Minister with another bomb and decided to give chase. Marth Dolphin Slashes to the Ancient Minister but fails. Meta-Knight tries to fly but is quickly shot down by a laser. When all hope is lost, a third knight rises to take out the bomb.
"AETHER!" he cried out. His sword, Raganell, swiftly takes down the bomb and the Ancient Minister is flying out of control.
"So I presume that I made this two-some party into the Three Musketeers." the knight said. He looks over to Marth.
"Can it be... the prince who saved our land from the mighty Medues?" asked the knight.
" はい、あなたが誰である"asked Marth.
"Oh right, I am Ike and your Marth of Altea." said Ike.
"Wait," said Meta-Knight, "You can understand Marth?"
"Well, my very stout knight," Meta-Knight gave him an angry look, "If you have a game in English or a character from your realm that is English, you can understand each other perfectly." said Ike.
"我々は長い間ここに滞在することはできません。彼が離れてなってきた"said Marth.
"Come on let's go." said Ike. After chasing a trail of dust left by the Ancient Minister, they see him going to the Halberd.
"One way or another. We're going to get him." said Meta-Knight.
"This sort of reminds me of the Ruined Zoo saga up above." said Ike.
"What?"said Meta-Knight.
"Nothing." said Ike.
From the plains, Luigi is walking down and thinking 'Why did I ever join Toon Link?' after going through a dungeon filled with booby-traps, monsters, and undead skeletons. Luigi found out that Toon Link's Mic. was hidden underneath his hat. He looks up and sees a Waddle Dee coming towards him.
"Oh, you want a piece of me?" he said with his hands in a karate formation. The Waddle Dee ignored him.
"Whew." Luigi said. He turned around and he saw another Waddle Dee behind him which scared Luigi.
"I'm n-not afraid o-of y-you." he said while doing his Karate pose. That was his big mistake. With his back turned, King Dedede swung his hammer and knocked Luigi into the sky.
"Mamamia!" Luigi said and he landed neatly as a trophy on King Dedede's mallet.
"Excellent work my boys!" King Dedede said. From a distance, he heard Wario's cargo coming.
"Listen," he told his Waddle Dees, "I want you to ambush Wario when he gets here. This trophy is the bait. Once you see Wario grab the trophy, I want all of you to corner him. Got it." The Waddle Dees nodded in response. They all hid in random areas. Wario came in and he saw Luigi's trophy.
"Well, well, well" Wario said, "It looks like Luigi has been Trophized. There's something odd about this though." He looked around his surroundings. "Oh well, more money for me!" The Waddle Dees soon grabbed Wario.
"Hey what's this for!" he said. He lost his balance and the Luigi trophy was placed on the carrier upside-down. King Dedede came up, turned on the engine, and rode away.
"Come along my minions." said King Dedede. The Waddle Dees stooped crowding Wario and started running to King Dedede.
"Give that back, you traitor! I'm going to get fired!" said Wario while jumping up and down continuously.
Okay, your probably wondering 'why is there so many Japanese phrases?'. It's because Marth spoke Japanese ALL the time in Brawl. Also, the song up there in Japanese is CaptainSpaklez's Fallen Kingdom in which I don't own. I thought it be pretty cool to add it in becuase the Battlefield Fortress in the Subspace Emissary looks ruined and deserted. I will be creating some side stories after I'm done with MY version of the Subspace Emissary so check it out.
Reviews are enjoyed.
References: Phineas and Ferb, CaptainSparklez 'Fallen Kingdom'.
-Techniciankiwi