Spiritual Misadventures

By: Evan McNeely

Disclaimer: I don't own anything except my own ideas... and sometimes I don't even own them... they own me...

Author Talk: Ok, so I'm going to try for one to two updates a month. I have the time for it now. I only got one review for that last chapter but like 100 hits… show me some love people. I've opened up anonymous reviews for you shy people out there. Come on I want to hear what you have to say good or bad. Oh, I'm also toying with the idea of a fan picked ending to a few of the arcs I've got. The first one being Puar. Send me e-mails at with what you want to happen to Puar and his hunt for the 'android' that killed Yamcha. I have a few things in mind that I kinda hinted at but none that have stuck with me so let me know what you want to happen.

For now I'm using Bold type to indicate telepathic conversation and Italics to denote inner thoughts for some reason my other methods aren't working...

Chapter 15

Vegeta stood up, lifting Shira up as well. "We should be on our way."

Shira sighed. "I guess… but couldn't we stay here for a while?"

"What is there to do here?" Vegeta asked glancing around the mountainous area.

Shira smiled and blushed slightly. Her expression all the answer she needed.

"Oh… OH!" Vegeta said, recoiling in surprise. He swiftly regained his composure. "Shira… um… It's not that I don't like you… but…"

"You don't want to?" Shira asked in a sultry voice.

"Um… it's not that I don't have… ah… urges… It's just kinda odd, you know… the age difference." Vegeta said scratching the back of his neck and pacing slightly.

Shira pressed herself up against Vegeta. "I've been good… I've respected you… but if you won't do this for you… would you do it for me?" She said, running her hand gently against his chest.

Vegeta flushed. "Err…" he quickly pushed himself away from Shira and turned around. "Look… I just want to find Piccolo as fast as I can to get this lame quest thing done with… save the multi-verse and all that." He said still scratching the back of his neck.

Vegeta felt soft hands sneak up under his shirt and up his chest. Then full breasts pressed into his back. "Please?"

"Oh jesus." Vegeta said feeling a nose bleed coming on.

Shira slowly turned Vegeta around and kissed him lightly on the neck, working her way up to his lips. He seemed paralyzed not fighting it and keeping almost perfectly ridged. "I know you want this as much as I do." Shira said in between kisses.

Like water bursting forth from a dam Vegeta suddenly gave in and in the same instant started kissing back. "You don't even know how much." He said as the pair slowly brought each other to the ground.

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"FUCK!" Slick yelled as he tossed his hands into the air in defeat. "God damn Tekken!"

Greasy grinned from the Tekken machine beside Slick's. "Gotta pick tiger face man. He's the bestest!"

Slick seemed to mull this for a second as he bit his lower lip. "Tiger man is gay. Says so right here." He said pointing at his machine.

"No way!" Greasy said as he leaned over to take a look at Slick's arcade machine.

Suddenly an aluminum baseball bat became violently lodged in Slick's machine, right next to the point where Greasy was looking.

"That doesn't say he's gay… just says… Louis… vile… slugger."

"Yeah… means tiger man is gay." Slick said taking the bat from the machine as other arcade patrons started to flock to the pair.

"You mean that bat that you carry says tiger man is gay on it?" Greasy asked, oblivious to the gathering crowd.

"Yeah… now let's go… we need ta get the dragon balls finder working." Slick said, leaving the arcade in no hurry as a balding fat man rushed up behind him.

"HEY!!" The fat man said in a stereotypical fat man voice. "You broke my machine!! You have to pay!!"

"He didn't broke it!" Greasy said looking at the man like he was stupid. "He borked it!"

"Just like I'ma bork your face!" Slick said, swinging the bat into the fat man's bald head.

A loud Thunk was heard.

"You borked him good." Greasy said.

"That's gross… let's leave." Slick said as he began to leave, Greasy quickly following suit.

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Let me get this straight. Kame telepathically said to King Kai. Vegeta, who we both know is not the actual Vegeta, but some teenager from another beyond, is being attacked by the actual Vegeta…

To gain control of his body, to take revenge for the destruction of planet Vegeta. King Kai finished.

Which would leave an ultra powerful being with a tendency to kill people running around. Kame thought. We have to make sure that Evan does not lose control of that body. We need to stop Vegeta's malicious spirit.

I know Kame. I know. But how is the biggest problem. Kai said sending out worried feelings.

We need to speak with that spirit and try to reason with him. Maybe we can get Evan to take the revenge for him… Kame offered weakly.

Maybe… or we could send some of the greatest warriors in the spirit realm to capture this spirit and throw him into the home for infinite losers! Kai thought excitedly.

Yes… what was the name of that Namekian warrior that Grand Kai favored… Piko… Kame thought grasping at straws.

Pikon… yes he should be able to capture that rogue spirit. He is always up for a challenge. Kai thought feeling more at ease.

Yes… that is decided. But is the home for infinite losers a necessary step? Kame sent with a feeling of sorrow.

It is the safest option. Kai sent.

I agree but this spirit has done nothing but try to take back it's body. Evan is the aggressor here. Kame sent feeling defensive.

Perhaps we should allow him to try snake road. If he falls off it will be his own fault.

I agree with that course of action. Kame sent.

Then it is settled. I'll contact Grand Kai immediately.

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Vegeta sighed. "Who would have thought I was missing out on something so awesome."

Shira cuddled up to him wrapping them in one of the capes that Vegeta had summoned to make blankets. "You should never have fought me… we could have been doing this a lot more."

Vegeta rolled to face her. "What was I thinking?" He said with a grin. "We'll have to make up for lost time."

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Slick stood outside of Capsule Corp's headquarters. "These are the guys that built the dragon balls finder. They should know how to fix it."

Greasy spat on the ground. "I still say we should hit it with a rock… that's how I got my bike to work last week."

"It doesn't ride straight anymore." Slick stated simply.

"That's nothing a rock won't fix." Greasy said, sounding proud of himself.

"Well this is an argument for another time. Let's talk with some Capsule guys." Slick said as he made his way into the building, Greasy following behind.

"Can I help you?" An overly cheerful voice queried of the pair as they entered the building.

"Yeah maybe." Slick said nonchalantly turning to face a plump receptionist.

"Oh. Then what can I do for you?" the receptionist asked.

"You mean what can you maybe do for us?" Greasy corrected getting an approving nod from Slick.

"Yes… well…" The receptionist said still sounding cheery.

Slick piped up. "'Nough chitty chatter! We gots a dragon testicle finder from your company and it's broked!"

"Borked." Greasy added in-between coughs getting a glare from Slick.

"Dragon testicle finder?" The receptionist asked. "Shouldn't you just check beneath it's um… wee wee?"

Slick recoiled. "Oh… my… God!"

"What?" Greasy asked.

"Why didn't I think of that?!" Slick yelled, causing a few people who were milling around to cease their milling and look at the yelling man.

"Well I'm glad I could help." The receptionist said.

"Yeah…" Slick said, sounding stunned. "Such a good idea…" He said as he began to leave, Greasy trailing along behind him. "BUT WAIT!" He screamed, rushing back to the receptionist. "TELL ME HOW TO FIND DRAGON WEE WEES!!"

"Well." The receptionist started un-phased by Slick's behavior. "I'd start by looking for dragons."

"GENIOUS!!" Slick cried as he began to walk away again. As he made it to the door he stopped. Slowly he turned back to the receptionist. Then, in a sudden burst of movement he rushed her desk causing un-paperweighted paper to fly about. "WHERE DO I FIND DRAGONS!!!"

"Well." She began. "I'm glad you asked." She then opened her drawer and pulled out a large laminated book with 'Capsule Corp products' printed in big letters on the cover. "We have some locating devices in our product list. Maybe there is one for dragons." With that she began flipping through the book, making sure to lick her thumb before flipping every page.

Slick waited patiently for a good thirty seconds before he grabbed the book from the receptionist and began flipping through it at break neck speed. Suddenly and without warning he stopped. The resulting stop of motion caused the recently settled paper to fly back up. This caused more of the milling people to cease milling activities and look on in wonder. "THAT ONE!" Slick cried slamming his index finger into the book and spinning it around with his other hand making the paper tear slightly. "I WANT THAT ONE!!"

The receptionist coughed slightly and picked up a pair of reading glasses off of her desk. Fixing them on the bridge of her nose she bent down to look at Slick's selection. "Oooh the dragon ball finder mark two. An excellent choice. Would you like to buy it now or have it delivered so that you can pay later?" She asked kindly still unfettered by the outrageous man in front of her.

"I'll get it now. NO TIME TO WASTE!!!" Slick yelled planting one foot on the receptionist's desk and waving his fist in the air.

"Ok then… I'll send word down to storage and we'll get you one in a jiffy." She said smiling as she picked up her desk phone and dialed. After a short pause she spoke up. "Yes hello… Ralph? Yes… there is a nice young man up here looking for a dragon ball finder mark two… could we have that sent up now?" She waited for a few seconds and began twirling her hair. "Oh ok… yes… no problem… five minutes… ok dear… thanks a lot." She then hung up the phone and turned to Slick who was still waving his fist in the air. Her smile faltered slightly when she saw Greasy mimicking Slick but instead of standing on her desk he had his foot planted firmly in one of the potted plants that adorned the Capsule Corp main entrance. "Ok dear. You'll have your dragon ball finder mark two in five minutes. Now would you like to pay with cash or credit?"

Slick frowned and stepped down from the receptionist's desk. "I have to pay?"

The receptionist let out a small slightly nasal laugh. "Why yes dear. It will come to ten thousand zennie."

Slick gawked. "WHA!!?" He then guffawed. "Really?"

"Yes."

"Ten thousand?"

"Yes… if you don't have enough right now we can do a payment plan."

Slick's right eyebrow raised slowly. "Tell me more of this 'payment plan'."

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"Vegeta you are a machine." Shira said with a smile as she rolled off of her lover.

Vegeta grinned. "Wow… I don't think I want to do anything else."

"We'll have to eat sometime!" Shira said teasingly as she poked him in the ribs lightly, making him flinch slightly.

Vegeta's stomach grumbled in agreement. "Yeah… sometime being now… takes a lot out of a guy."

Shira kissed Vegeta on the forehead and got up rooting around for her underwear she slowly put them on. "So where do you want to go for food? I'd rather if we didn't have to hunt for some food."

Vegeta nodded and rested his head on his hands looking up in the sky. "Yeah… we should probably find a city or something and grab some grub."

Shira put on the rest of her clothes and threw Vegeta's over to him. "Sounds good… there was a place a few miles south wasn't there?"

Vegeta nodded as he motioned quickly across his body, suddenly clothing himself in his purple gi with white boots and gloves. "Yeah… I think that was Orange Star… that's where I landed."

"Ok… so let's go then." Shira said, sounding slightly impatient. "We should get some Chinese."

"Good call."

End of Chapter.

Author's notes: OK not a cliffhanger per say, but a potential tie in. Give me some feedback.