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ON TO THA STORY~!

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Sesshomaru looked at the clock, it was almost time to leave for school. "Halfbreed!"

"SHUT IT!" inuyasha yelled from his room.

"Has grandmother gave you her secrets on how to annoy this one?" sesshomaru growled, inuyasha ran down the stairs at that ready to leave.

"Granny knows how to annoy this one?" inuyasha laughed pointing at his brother.

-Sigh-

Inuyasha bolted out the door "Come on slow face!" Sesshomaru raised an eyebrow as he ran up to inuyasha. "Slow...face?"

"Haha, you said slow face!" inuyasha grinned turning his run into a slow walk.

"Hn, you said it first." Sesshomaru walked next to the halfbreed.

"Nah!"

"Yah!" sesshomaru mocked, inuyasha glared.

Sesshomaru glared.

A spider suddenly fell on inuyashas head.

"Spider halfbr-" Fluffy pointed.

"KYA, KYAHAHA! GET IT OFFFF, WHAT. THA. NIIII-" inuyasha freaked and started hopping up and running around, sesshomaru put a hand on his mouth watching and doing nothing to help his girlish half brother. Would you when you gotta show like this?

'This sesshomaru will not laugh. This. Sesshomaru. Will. Not. Laugh!' The demon repeated over and over in his head.

-SLAM-

Sesshomaru turned around trying so very hard not to laugh, Inuyasha slammed his own head on the side walk.

On. Purpose.

"Gh, i-ish if gonem?" inuyasha mumbled with his face flat on the sidewalk, unable to move from hurting himself. Sesshomaru willed him self to calm then turned back to his brother.

"Yes."

"Ofh tank gowd! If Wash tha sizez of my finfer!" The hanyou spoke face full of stone.

"...what?..." Sesshomaru mask almost cracked, his halfbrother slowly got up and rubbed his bruised face.

"It was the size of my finger!" inuyasha spoke with wide child like eyes "IT COULD'A KILLED ME!"

"Pffft, your a half demon...it...was a...little spider..." Sesshomaru managed to get out.

"A KILLING ONE!"

"It was not a demon sp-"

"All spiders are killing ones!" Inuyasha grumbled walking ahead, as the boys went inside there school a boy ran up to them.

"ASS MUTT-whys ur face purple! HAHA!" He poked inuyasha in the face. "Poke, poke, poke, pooooooooke. Poke! Pokie! POKE!" The dude said each time he poked inuyashas poor face.

"STOP IT!" the hanyou growled slapping the guys hand.

"Hahaha! yo flu- eheheh i mean sesshomaru! What happened? OH NO WHERE YOU RAPED?" the boy shook inuyashas shoulders. "TELL YOUR BABY WHAT HAPPEND! Im here its ok!" He hugged inuyasha as he said it was okay.

'This sesshomaru likes this person.'

people in the halls stare at them.

"KOOOOGAAA!" Inuyasha screamed.

"HAH!" Koga ran behind sesshomaru "yes my dear inu-chan?" Inuyasha hissed, "your gonna diiiiiiie!"

"Your a dog demon why do you hiss? Does he know hes not a cat- Oh. My. god. His brain was switched with a cats! Right sesshomaru? Im right, right?" Inuyasha glared and lunged towards koga.

Koga ran down the hall doing his best impression of a girl and started squeeling "OH HELP ME HE WANTS MY BODY!" As inuyasha chased him, sesshomaru stared then he cracked and chuckled low.

'This sesshomaru can't wait tell kagome comes back, she will like that koga. But not to much i shall make sure of that.' His eyes narrowed at the thought.

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It was lunch time, sesshomaru walked and sat down, at kagomes tree sighing peacefully. Sesshomaru closed his eyes, he started hearing wispers he listined closely.

"Do you think she died?" One girl asked.

"Hopfully!" One shouted.

"Most likely not girls, the brat has miko powers...she should be healed in a few days." Another growled.

"Damn!" The first two said.

Sesshomaru stood up and used his demon speed to run up too the group.

"Kya!" The girls screeched backing away.

"Oh!" The first two girls spoke now known as kagura and yura.

"Sessy!" Kikyou said, sesshomarus glare promised pain.

"If you touch kagome or even talk to her in anyway this sesshomaru will pull your emtpy heads off of your smelly bodies in the most painful way." He spoke deadly, the girls backed up in fear.

"S-ses we h-had n-"

"THIS SESSHOMARU WILL NOT BE FOOLED."

Yura and kagura had some tears in there eyes, while kikyou looked almost...happy.

"Now, touch her you die." Fluffy turned around and went back to the tree trying to clam himself. Damn his promise.

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END OF CHAPPY~~~

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