Due to lack of time, I've decided to show you the preview for The Prince And The Porpoise first. Enjoy your World Mass Guessing.


[The school cafeteria. Kyle makes his way through the cafeteria, the kids in line glaring at him. He finally reaches Chef who waves at him with his spatula]

CHEF: Hello there, children.

KYLE: Hey, Chef.

CHEF: How's it goin'?

KYLE: Bad.

CHEF: Why bad?

KYLE: Chef, am I racist?

[Chef raises an eyebrow]


[The classroom. Wendy is standing next to Garrison's desk]

WENDY: [turning off the overhead projector] …And that concludes my presentation on why porpoises are sea mammals. Not fish. Certainly not fish. No.

GARRISON: [sarcastically] Fascinating piece of information, Wendy. Does anyone have any questions? Clyde?

CLYDE: [lowers his hand] Yeah, it's just I always thought porpoises had shells and walked on land. Don't they do that?

WENDY: [glares at him] No, that's tortoises.

CLYDE: Oh. Really?

WENDY: [annoyed] I'm pretty sure.


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