Chapter 2

"When there's trouble you know how to call... Teen Tians!"

"You can't control me anymore."

"Today, on The Crocodile Hunter..."

"Knight Rider, a shadowy flight into a dangerous world of a man who does not exist."

"May the power protect you."

"I have the power!"

"Scooby-Doo where are you!"

"Like sounds through the hour glass, so are the Days of our Lives."

"It's time to duel!"

"No one's going to jail, I'll handle Kristin in my own way."

"Are you drunk?"

"I'm cold sober."

"Who ya gonna call?"

"I am vengeance! I am the night! I am Batman!"

"Up up and away!"

"Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas!"

"Now Terra, how could you lose something you never had?"

"Slade!"

"You're watching The Batman!"

"We'll be right back to the adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle!"

"Pinky!" shouted the Brain "Turn that television off before I have to hurt you." said the Brain in a angry tone of voice

"Oh, but Brain, I'm just about to find who the father of Elizabeth's baby is!"

"Fine Pinky, drawn yourself in television, but I have better things to do." said the Brain "Like what Brain?" asked Pinky "Oh, I don't know, perhaps prepare our trip to Japan." the Brain replied "Oh well, I guess I can just catch the rerun." Pinky said as he shut the television off and started walking towards Brain "Now, pay attention Pinky." the Brain said "First we will parachute out of plane to Nagoya then make our way to Japan, where we will hide out in a dark alleyway unload the Manga Converter write our comics, offer them to a publisher, become famous, sign autographs, become hugely famous, sign some more autographs, watch the rise and fall of our empire and retire to a Mansion in India where we will spend the rest of our days watching imported episodes of Freakazoid."

"Well, that sounds, interesting Brain." Pinky replied "It's brilliant! Albert Einstein wouldn't of thought of such a brilliant plan of action!" dramatic music began to play in the background "Pinky, if you turn on that radio one more, time I will personally throw that contraption out the window and kick you repeatedly in the..."

The Brain was interrupted by the sound of a television

"Go Power Rangers Go Ninja Storm!"

"Oh boy, Brain, Power Rangers: Ninja Storm!" Pinky said excitedly "Pinky, I wouldn't care if they were showing James Bond kissing Ronald Reagan, you are really trying my patients."

"If Heaven ain't lot like Dixie, I don't want to go!"

"Pinky, I thought I told you to turn off that radio!" Brain growled angrily "But Brain, the radio is off." Pinky replied, suddenly the doors were busted open.

"If heaven Ain't lot like Dixie, I just assume stay home."

"Egad Brain, it's Hank Williams Jr.!" Pinky said excitedly "Yes Pinky, I can see that." Brain replied "Um, excuse me Mr. Williams, what are you doing here at Acme Labs?" Brain asked "Why, I'm here for a doctor appointment." Hank said "Yes, well, in case you haven't noticed, this is not a doctor's office." Brain pointed out "Ding dang it! They must of given me the wrong directions!" Hank shouted angrily "Um, Mr. Williams, can I have you're autograph?" Pinky asked "Sure you can you little weirdo!" Hank quickly got a pin and paper and signed it From Hank to the little weird guy. "Think you Mr. Williams, you're the best!" Pinky said "Well, I best be getting on out of here sorry Big Headed weirdo." Hank said as he started to walk out the door "Um, good riddence!" Brain said suddenly a car crashed through the wall "What in the sam hill!"

"Friends, If you have to relieve yourself now, you picked the wrong time to take a leak."

"Pinky, did you hear that?" The Brain asked "Hear what?" asked Pinky "Never mind." The Brain said. "This day just keeps on getting better and better." the Brain said sarcastically.

End of Chapter 2