"Marty, You've gotta come back with me!"
"Back to where Doc?"
"Back to the Future!"
"Pinky, must you continue to watch that irritating trilogy?" the Brain asked as he was packing his belongings up in a miniature suitcase.
"Oh, but Brain, it's such a good movie, you outta watch it sometime." Pinky replied as he switched the television off
"So Brain, when do you think we'll get back?" Pinky asked Brain.
"Well, taking in the average time for a plane to arrive on the Japanese coast, and making our way to Tokyo and becoming hugely famous and going through mobs of fans, I'd say about two weeks Pinky." the Brain replied.
"Two weeks!? That means I'll miss the premiere of Cory in the House!" Pinky shouted.
"Pinky, the premise of that show is ridiculous, the President would never hire a chef all the way from San Francisco." Brain said to Pinky "Besides... You could always just record it."
"What's that you got there Brain?" Pinky asked as he noticed the Brain was holding something that looked like a stick in his left hand.
"I call it the Earth Mover Pinky." Brain replied "Narf! What's it do Brain?" Pinky asked "It lifts up rocks from the ground." The Brain pressed a button on the side of the stick shaped gadget and rocks began flying through the windows they all stopped right at Brain's feet.
"Narf! Just like Tara Markov!" Pinky shouted.
"Yes Pinky, like Tara Markov." the Brain replied.
"what's it for Brain?" Pinky asked
"You never know when you might need to move rocks, Pinky" the Brain said
"Okay, Narf!" Pinky shouted.
"Now, if all the interruptions are out of the way..." the Brain was interrupted "What interruptions Brain?" Pinky asked.
"That marathon of Gilligan's Island, you mistaking my blueprints for fudge, that visit by Hank Williams Jr., that car that crashed through the wall with Ben Jones inside, and you watching that stupid Back to the Future!" the Brain shouted beginning to sweat "Now Pinky, can we leave now?" the Brain
"Egad Brain, you sound just like Slade Wilson!" Pinky shouted "Never mind that, Pinky." the Brain said beginning to get irritated "Now why do I get the feeling we're forgetting something? Pinky do you have everything you need?" the Brain asked.
Pinky opened up his suitcase and began going through it "Let's see, I got my blanky, Freakazoid on tape, Burt Reynold's autograph, a picture of Sally Field in a bakini, a bottle of Mountain Dew, my Dukes of Hazzard DVD collection, and a half eaten chilidog."
"That's it! Pinky are you pondering what I'm pondering?" the Brain asked
"I think so Brain, but if he's bringing home the bacon, who's bringing home the biscuits?"
"No Pinky, I'm forgetting a pen for the Manga Converter!" the Brain said
"But Brain, couldn't you just buy a pen when we're in Japan?"
"No Pinky, the Manga Converter is hyper sensitive and requires a special type of ink known as Tigger Black."
The Brain rushed back to the cage where the ink was.
"My keys! Pinky give me the keys!" the Brain shout "Um, I ate em." Pinky replied
"You did what?!" the Brain shouted "Yeah Brain, you told me to keep them safe and they are safe, in my belly!"
"Ahhhhhhh!" the Brain shouted desperately trying to restrain himself from strangling Pinky. "Quickly Pinky, give me my key chain." the Brain asked as Pinky pulled it out of his suitcase "Let's see, we got a skeleton key, wardrobe key, vault key, house key, car key, extra house key, shark key, phone key, computer key, blue key, red key, green key, and... fridge key!" Pinky said
"Pinky, you are moron!" Brain shouted
"Will Pinky and the Brain ever make it to Japan? Will they be able to get back into their cage? If so, where is this story going? And will Pinky record Cory in the House? Find out on the next Digimon, Digital Monsters!"
"Wrong show." some random person said in the background.
"Oh, sorry, find out on the next Pinky and the Brain!"
"Pinky, did you hear that?" the Brain asked puzzled "I didn't hear anything Brain."
"Honestly Pinky, I think I beginning to slowly go insane." Brain said
End of Chapter 3