Chapter 5

The Brain stood up controlling his regenerator machine, which was covering the Tigger Black pen in a yellowish glow, and Pinky, well, Pinky was being his usual stupid self as he stood to the right of the Brain licking the TV screen for no apparent reason, the Brain was slightly annoyed by this but didn't bother to say anything.

"Is it done yet, Brain?" Pinky asked as he stopped licking the TV screen after doing it for the past 5 minutes.

"No, Pinky, for the last time, it isn't quite finished, you've been asking me that for the past 10 minutes!" the Brain replied.

"But I'm bored, Brain!" the Pinky said.

"Then why don't you entertain yourself by bonking yourself on the head? I hear it's on the rage in Switzerland." the Brain replied.

Pinky did just that, bonking himself in the head ten times.

"Oh! I'm still bored Brain! Narf!" Pinky said with a big knot on his head.

"Pinky, please, I'm busy! Why, just the slightest move could cause the Tigger Black pen to rip to shreds!" The Brain said starting to sweat.

"I know! I'll get down with my bad self!"Pinky began performing The Robot, followed by a idiotic interpretation of the Tango, followed by a Moon Walk that would make Michael Jackson envious, followed by the Twist, which made a cracking noise in his back, followed by some Ballroom Dancing with a pencil, followed by some Breakdancing, all leading up to the Cha-cha-cha. "Billy Jean is not my lover! Narf!" Pinky shouted "Gosh darn it, I'm still bored Brain!" said Pinky

"Then why don't you become a DJ, Pinky? Then you could do all the moronic dancing, shaking your body all around the place, getting jiggy with it, and any other term of endurement all you'd like." The Brain replied

"No way Brain, I'm never leaving home!" replied Pinky, the Brain started to walk towards him with a angry look on his face.

"Don't you ever threaten me like that, Pinky!" The Brain said and started to walk back towards his machine.

"Now then, I must hurry and finish the repairs to the Tigger Black pen, the delivery truck will arrive in approximently 10 minutes, as I have stated Pinky, time is of the essence." said the Brain.

"Hey, take a look at this Brain, name the richest man in Tokyo and win a DVD set of Cardcaptors." said Pinky having ignored everything the Brain said.

"Pinky...The premise of that show is impossible, there is no known way in the modern world to conceal beast's of great power within a playing card." replied the Brain.

"Oh, look at this Brain, meet and greet the cast of Dragonball Z!" Pinky shouted in excitement. The Brain grounded.

"Pinky, do us all a favor and stop reading that magazine." the Brain replied

"Oh, you're no fun Brain!" Pinky shouted as he threw the magazine aside. "Did you know the voice of Kero is the voice of Ed, from Ed, Edd n Eddy?" Pinky asked.

"No Pinky, I did not know that." the Brain replied sarcastically.

"Since when did you get into anime, Pinky?" Asked the Brain

"Since I started watching Yu-Gi-Oh! It's time to duel! My favorite line! Narf!" Replied Pinky "And Plus I have a huge crush on Sakura Avalon, she is so hot Brain!" Pinky shouted.

"Pinky, let's get off the subject of Japanese entertainment and back to the subject at hand." the Brain said as the Regenerator finally ceased operation and the Tigger Black pen's yellowish glow began to cease.

"Is it done yet, Brain?" Pinky asked

"Yes! At long last Pinky, it is finally complete! Quickly Pinky, grab you're suitcase, we're off to Japan!"

"Yay! Hi ho silvia, away!" Pinky said as he grabbed his suitcase and ran for the door

"Pinky! Watch out for that...Door." the Brain began to head towards Pinky "Pinky, are you alright?" asked the Brain

"Oh, boy! More Flapjacks!" said Pinky lying on the floor unconcious. "Uhh, what happened Brain?" Pinky asked.

"Go back to sleep, Pinky." the Brain replied

(Later)

"If my caculations are correct, the delivery truck should be arriving any millisecond" said the Brain while caculating with his fingers.

"Alright, Pinky, are you ready go?"

"You bet you're sweet frontal lobe!" replied Pinky "Let's see Freakazoid on tape, Burt Reynold's autograph, and..."

"Please Pinky, I don't want to hear about the confines of you're suitcase." said Brain as he gripped his suitcase "Well, it took some time Pinky, but now it's time we make our leave."

"We shall not return until our mission has been completed, Japan or bust!" the Brain shouted as drums began to play in the background "Pinky, please don't tell me you're taking that infernal radio with us!" the Brain said with chargrin "Come on Brain, don't be such a bore!" replied Pinky, the Brain sighed "Very well Pinky." the Brain said

"Now then, the delivery truck has arrived." the Brain said

"Goodbye John Boy! Goodbye Matthew! Goodbye David! Goodbye Reverend Rats! Goodbye sweet home!".

Pinky said his goodbyes to his "buddies" John Boy was a half-eaten candy bar, Matthew was a peanut, David was his pet name for the remote, and Reverend Rats was a pencil dressed in black,

"Are you quite finished Pinky?" the Brain asked.

"I'm...Um...I'm...I'm good." Pinky said with tears in his eyes

"Now then, Let us take our leave" the Brain said as Pinky stepped on his toe.

"Pinky!!!!!!!" the Brain shouted

"Did I do that?" replied Pinky

"Yes Pinky, I'm afraid you did." replied Brain

"You know when this is all over...I might just buy you a brain, Pinky." the Brain said

"Oh, think you Brain!" Pinky replied excitedly.

"What's going to happen to Pinky and the Brain now that they're finally on they're way to Japan? Find out the next Digimon Digital...Um...I mean on the next Pinky and the Brain!."

"We also have another mission to accomplish while we're away Pinky."

"What's that, Brain?" Pinky asked

"Discovering who is behind that mysterious voice."

End of Chapter 5