Chapter 6

Pinky and the Brain slept quietly in the cage within the confines of the cargo hold of the plane they were on with Pinky snoring louder than a pig snorting, suddenly the plane began to shake quickly awakening the Brain from his slumber.

"What in the name of Zeno's paradoxes?" the Brain uttered "Pinky, wake up!" the Brain shouted

Pinky awoke with a loud yawn "Is it breakfast time already Brain?" Pinky asked.

"No, Pinky." the Brain replied "The plane is shaking!" the Brain said.

"Hmmm, must be turbulence." replied Pinky.

"Yes, of course, turbulence, I knew it all the time Pinky." as quick as the shaking begin, it quickly ceased.

"Well, well, well, if it isn't my old nemesis." a mysterious voice said.

Pinky gasped "Holy cow, Brain! That sounds just like..."

"Snowball! Snowball!!!!!!!" the Brain shouted.

The stranger stepped out of the shadows to reveal none other than Snowball!

"Hello, Brain, making another attempt at world domination I see." Snowball replied "You've haven't changed a bit."

"Neither have you, you still have that devilish charm." the Brain replied

"What is this, the tenth millionth time you've attempted conquering the world?" Snowball asked.

"Actually, the correct number is ten million and ten." the Brain corrected Snowball.

"Whatever, so, tell me Brain, what lame-brained scheme have you cooked up this time?"

"I prefer to keep my business to my self." the Brain replied "Tell me Snowball, what exactly are you doing here?"

"I'm glad you asked, I plan on brainwashing the populace of Japan with my new Hypno-Gerbil-Wheel!" Snowball replied

"And this time... You're not going to get in my way!" Snowball said as he pulled out a blaster.

"Gasp." was all Pinky could utter.

"You wouldn't dare!" replied the Brain.

"Try me!" replied Snowball.

"You can't be serious!" shouted the Brain.

"I'm dead serious Brain, you've been a thorn in my side long enough! Now die!" Snowball shouted as the blaster fired a beam of red energy directly towards Brain, who jumped out of the way.

"Is that the best you can do?" the Brain asked.

"Not even close! I won't miss this time!" Snowball fired again, and the Brain easily dodged it.

"Stay still!" shouted Snowball firing the beam in all directions.

"Use the force, Brain!" a far off voice said.

"Obi-Wan, is that you?" the Brain asked.

"Use the force to whip that Gerbil, Brain!" Pinky shouted.

"Pinky, it's only you." the Brain said in an annoyed tone.

"Brain, look out!" Pinky shouted as a beam of red energy headed right towards Brain, who dodged it in the nick of time.

"I grow tired of our little game of cat and mouse! Don't you ever get tired?" replied Snowball.

"Clean living and a gene-slicer can do wonders for a rodent." the Brain replied.

"Darn you! Die already!" said Snowball as he started shooting the blaster yet again.

"Ahhhhh!" the Brain yelled as he jumped Snowball and wrestled the blaster from him.

"My blaster!" Snowball shouted.

"Pinky, grab the blaster! Pinky! Pinky! Pinky!?"

"Singing in the bathtub! Narf!" Pinky sung while reading the latest issue of "Stupid Magazine" in a comfortable recliner that seemingly appeared out of nowhere.

"Get of me, Brain!" Snowball yelled as he threw Brain across the cargo hold where he came crashing against a cold-steel wall.

"One plus fifty equals pie!" the Brain yelled, dazed and confused.

"Aha!" Snowball shouted as he picked up his blaster.

"Now then, where were we? Oh, I know I was just about to blast you into atoms!" Snowball said as he aimed his blaster towards the knocked out Brain.

"Oh, no! Brain's in trouble, what to do? What do? I know! I'll cut the radio on! I knew it would come in handy!" Pinky said as he stepped into the cage and pulled the radio out of his suitcase, he then quickly switched it on

"Get down on it! Get down on it! Get down on it! Get down on it! Come on and Get Down On It!"

"Oh, I love this song!" said Snowball as he began to dance completely forgetting about the Brain.

"Get down on it! Get down on it! Get down on it!" Snowball sung, not noticing the Brain beginning to come to.

"Oh, my aching cerebral cortex!" the Brain said as he slipped back into conciousness, rubbing a big knot on his head.

"Hi, Brain!" Pinky yelled

"Pinky, what happened?" the Brain asked.

"Hmmmm, well, let's see... I ordered pizza...I car crashed through the lab...Hank Williams Junior came for a visit...I broke the Tigger Black pen...I hit my wittle head on the door...I dreamed of turnips and echidnas...Oh, and Prince Albert's in a can."

"No, Pinky! I mean how did I get knocked out!" the Brain corrected.

"Oh! Well, Snowball sort of...threw you over there." Pinky replied.

"Well where is Snowball?" the Brain asked.

"Oh, he's over there." Pinky replied.

"Get down on it! Come on and Get down on it! If you really want it, Get down on it! You got a feeling, Get down on it!" Snowball continued to sing.

"I took care of him, didn't I Brain?" Pinky asked as he accidentally leaned on the switch to open the cargo doors.

"Pinky! No! That switch is to open the..Cargo doors!" the Brain yelled

"Is the party over?" Snowball stupidly asked as the wind sucked him over to the door where he clinged onto the side of the door, holding on for dear life.

"Ahhhhh!" the Brain yelled as he too was sucked over to the door where he clinged on to the side of the door, holding for dear life as well.

"If I'm going, I'm taking you with me!" Snowball yelled.

"Not in this lifetime, buddy!" the Brain said as he managed to climb up the door where he clinged onto the door handle.

"Brain!" Snowball yelled as he managed to partially climb up the door.

"Get off my plane!" the Brain said as he delivered a kick that sent Snowball hurtling into the morning sky.

"I'll get you for this Brain!" Snowball yelled as he disappeared into the clouds.

"Pinky, shut the cargo doors!" Brain yelled

"What? You want me do buy chocolate? "

"No! Shut the doors!" the Brain yelled again.

"Oh, okay!" Pinky said as he shut the doors by pushing the switch.

"Woo Hoo! That was awesome Brain! Michael Knight's got nothing on you!" Pinky yelled jumping up and down in excitement.

"Pinky, I hope you can forgive me." the Brain replied

"For what Brain?" Pinky asked.

"For this!" the Brain said as he delivered a punch to Pinky's face.

End of Chapter 6