-No One's POV-
"Hey, aren't you a little weird compared to the rest?" Kakashi asked. He completely forgot about Shiro.
"What's weird is your hair style!" Naruto yelled and ran towards Kakashi. Kakashi put his hand in his side pouch. Naruto stopped in front of him watching.
"Ninja tactic know-how number one, taijutsu. I'll teach you that first," Kakashi said, starting to pull out his hand from his side pouch.
'Isn't taijutsu how a ninja fights hand-to-hand without weapons? But is he going to use a weapon?' Naruto thought.
Kakashi took his hand out and had the book Make Out Paradise in it.
Naruto looked dumbfounded.
"What's the matter? Come and get me," Kakashi said.
"But, um, um... Why did you take out a book?" Naruto asked.
"Why? I got curious as to how the story is going to develop," Kakashi said looking in the book, "Don't worry about it. It's the same whether I read this or not."
Naruto clenched his fists and ran yelling at him, "I'm going to pound you!"
Naruto aimed a punch at his head, but Kakashi blocked without even looking.
'Damn.. Roundhouse kick!' Naruto thought while kicking his leg towards Kakashi.
Kakashi just ducked down, still reading.
"Ahh, damn it!" Naruto yelled aiming another punch at Kakashi, but Kakashi disappeared.
"Huh?" Naruto asked.
Kakashi was behind him, squatting down, hands together while his pointer fingers and middle fingers were out and the book was in his palms. He said, "A ninja should not let the enemy get behind him multiple times, idiot."
Sakura thought from her spot, 'His hand posture is a... The seal of the tiger? Is he going to use a high ninjutsu against Naruto?'
Sasuke thought, 'That seal is for... Fire elements. That teacher isn't just going to run around?'
Sakura yelled out from where she was, "Naruto, run! You're going to die!"
Naruto looked at Sakura, "Huh?"
"You're too late," Kakashi said.
Naruto looked back.
"Hidden village of Konoha's secret taijutsu master art... !" Kakashi said aiming his fingers up Naruto's butt.
First Naruto made a startled face, then a depressed face, then a deadpan face, then a shocked white eyed face and screamed flying in the air while Kakashi yelled out, "A thousand years of pain!"
"Oh, it wasn't a ninjutsu," Sakura said looking weirded out in her bush.
Sasuke just stayed in his tree, with a sweat drop, eyes closed and said, "Two idiots."
Naruto fell in a nearby lake. And Kakashi continued reading his book.
Lolz poor Naruto.
XD Hope you liked.
Will post more bubblegum trees!
~Buggy