-No One's POV-

'His strength is so unfair. What are we supposed to do?' Sakura thought.

Naruto was sinking to the bottom of the river, looking pissed and thought 'Damn it... It wasn't supposed to end like this...'

Naruto swam up to the top, still under the water. Two shuriken popped out from the river, and headed toward Kakashi. Sakura and Sasuke looked surprised.

Right near him, Kakashi caught both the shuriken with his right hand, both spinning around his pointer and middle finger, while still reading the book.

Naruto was coughing while getting out of the river and Kakashi said, "What's wrong? You won't get any lunch if you don't get a bell by noon."

Naruto looked up and said, "I already know!"

Kakashi said, "You said you're going to exceed the Hokage's, but your actions say otherwise."

Naruto's stomach growled and he yelled, "Damn it! Damn it! I can still fight even if I'm hungry!"

Sasuke and Sakura's stomach growled too while they had a blush and depressed face.

'I also skipped dinner last night. I should have not tried to go on a diet,' Sakura thought.

"I was just off guard a while ago! Damn it, I'm hungry so my powers are... But I have to get a bell no matter what. I can't... I can't fail at a place like this no matter what!" Naruto said, still in front of the river.

Kakashi was still reading the book, back faced Naruto.

"I'm going to become a ninja!" Naruto yelled, a bunch of Naruto clones jumping out of the river.

One of the Naruto clones yelled, "Security is your greatest enemy! This is my best technique, the mass shadow replication!"

'There's seven Naruto's... ?' Sakura thought.

A couple ran past her. 'What? They're not afterimages. They're all real.'

All seven Naruto's ran to Kakashi.

"Shadow replications instead of just a replication?" Kakashi said to himself. "It must be the forbidden technique he used to beat Mizuki."

(Kakashi means = Episode 1- Enter: Naruto Uzumaki = when Naruto fights Mizuki to protect Iruka-sensei with over a hundred cloned Naruto's)

'Assuming form his abilities, he can only use that for a minute. Even if he talks big, Naruto is still Naruto. He can't get me with that technique,' Kakashi thought while the clones were running towards him.

The bells jingled from the movement.

Naruto caught him from behind, hanging on to his back.

'What? From behind? Kakashi thought.

Sasuke watched surprised.

Kakashi turned his head around surprised.

Naruto chuckled a little and said with a evil grin, "A ninja shouldn't let the enemy get behind him, right, Kakashi-sensei?" Naruto said, still holding on to his back. Kakashi listening surprised.

All the clones were jumping on Kakashi and wrapping themselves around him and Naruto said, "I used the shadow replication...let one sneak out from the lower part of the river, and made it sneak behind you!"

The real Naruto was in the air, aiming a at Kakashi and yelled, "I'm going to pay back for that attack on my butt!"

Sakura watched amazed, 'Naruto's pretty good.'

Sasuke grinned while watching, 'A feint operation, eh?'

Naruto came close to Kakashi, Kakashi still looking surprised, "I'm going to punch you!"

Naruto punched another Naruto.

Naruto looked, "Huh?"

'The one who got hit is...' Naruto thought.

Sasuke did a -3- face.

"Naruto?" Sakura said.

The two Naruto's fell on the ground, the one that supposedly was holding "Kakashi's" back, and the one that replaced Kakashi. The one replaced by Kakashi yelled, "Ouch!"

The real Naruto said, "You... You must be Kakashi-sensei! You transformed, didn't you?!" Naruto yelled. All the Naruto's were fighting and yelled out, "You are! You must be! You smell like Kakashi-sensei! It's the smell of an old man! You old man! You old man!" All them yelled, punching and hitting each other.

One said, "Hey, why don't we undo the replication. Then two will remain, and we'll know who is who." Another said, still while others are punching each other, "Why didn't you notice that, idiot." A bunch yelled, "You're me, idiot! You're the idiot! I'm going to undo it now. Okay"

A big white cloud appeared and only one Naruto appeared there with a beat up face.

Sakura thought, 'Naruto... looks so uncool.'

Sasuke thought, 'That was the replacement technique, idiot. It's a technique when one uses an object or an animal to quickly change places with it and make the enemy think you were hit. Then you are able to attack the enemy's unguarded point. For his case, the jounin got caught by Naruto on purpose, and quickly changed places with one of the replications of Naruto. Not only did he give the impression that he was hit...he used Naruto's attack to his own advantage.'

Naruto looked over on the ground, near a tree and saw a bell and said, "A bell?! He must've been in a hurry if he dropped a bell." Naruto laughed running to the bell.

He reached for it and right when he was about to grab it, a rope wrapped around his feet, "What's this?!"

Naruto was yelling and screaming, causing ruckus while dangling around like an idiot.

Sasuke thought, 'It's a trap...'

Naruto yelled, "Hey, hey... "

Sasuke thought again, 'That Jounin showed no under guarded point even when he was fighting with Naruto.'

Naruto yelled, reaching for the bell like an idiot, "The bell!"

Kakashi picked up the bell, "Use your techniques after thinking carefully. That's why it was used to your disadvantage."

Kakashi sat up and said with a closed eye smile, "And... Don't fall for an obvious trap, stupid."

Naruto looked mad trying to get down and Kakashi said, "Ninjas need to think beyond the normal."

"I already know!" Naruto yelled, waving his arms around.

"I'm telling this because you don't, got it?" Kakashi asked. "You're movements are filled with unnecessary motions."

Sasuke's eyes got wide, 'This is my chance,' he thought, taking out a bunch of kunai and throwing them at Kakashi.

'He finally dropped his guard,' Sasuke thought.

Kakashi said, "You're so... oh... ?" getting hit in the side with the kunai.

Sakura gasped and Naruto screamed, "He got hit! Sasuke overdid it!"

Kakashi was falling, blood falling off him.

From afar, Shiro was watching. She knew everyone's strategy. To Naruto's dumb one, to Kakashi's smart one, and to Sasuke's. She didn't move a muscle, and only watched. Waiting for everyone to stop there quarrel.

Hope you liked it!

Eat some chicken nuggets!

Will post more!

And sorry, I'm gonna have Shiro do something cool or something like, after Sasuke's fight, but I'm not gonna have her use any ninjutsu, just taijutsu. But she'll be kick $$! XD

~Buggy